The MSR Files

In this week's episode we're discussing close encounters in the woods, vegetarianism and offending everyone. That's right, in this episode we are breaking down season two's Red Museum. Whether you're vegetarian, vegan or an omnivore, I think we can all agree that this episode is offensive! So grab a burger (plant based or meat) and settle down as we take a deep dive into this Chris Carter penned e...

Happy Holidays! In this episode we're discussing asparagus cum, Bradley Whitford's career, Canadian tuxedoes and everyone's desire to f*ck Trepkos. That's right, we're taking a deep dive into season two's Firewalker. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or send your...

In this episode, we're discussing two for one headstones, magic crystals and quitting your job. That's right, we're taking a deep dive into season 2 episode 8, One Breath. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or send your emails to TheMSRFilesPodcast@GMail.com where you can also...

In this episode we decided to get drunk and record our commentary for 3 instead of doing a scene by scene breakdown. So pour yourself a large drink and get comfy so you can watch along with us. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or send your emails to TheMSRFilesPodcast@GMail.com where yo...

After more recording issues, storms and illness, we finally bring you our break down of Ascension. Join us as we discuss that little rat bastard (Krycek), Skinner's acceptance of shady government characters, Mulder losing his mind over Scully's abduction and of course, our Queen, Maggie Scully. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature...

In this episode, we're discussing villain arcs, speedos, pleasure sticks and alien dentistry. That's right, we're breaking down the fifth episode of season two, Duane Barry. Join us as we take a deep dive into this iconic X-Files episode. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or...

We're back, bitches! After some audio difficulties we've finally finished our episode for Sleepless. We're discussing the sexual tension between Mulder and Krycek, Scully and Mulder not being able to stay away from each other and of course that little rat bastard's introduction. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our n...

In this episode we try to discuss Blood before getting completely derailed by Sebastian and Cathy G's twitter thread. Join us as we break down episode 3 of season 2 and discuss whether Mulder pimped Scully out for a pair of night vision goggles. Stick around till the end to see why this week's spooky story had us in tears. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode....

*Trigger Warning* (See below for details) In this episode we are discussing Mulder putting his whole p*ssy into his work, the new sugar daddy on the scene and Scully's undeniable love for Mulder. That's right, we're taking a deep dive into season 2 episode 2, The Host. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode th...

We're back b*tches! Welcome back for season two of the most alcohol fuelled X-Files podcast. In this episode we're discussing the season two opener, Little Green Men. We'll be chatting about Mulder and Scully's unspoken love, hair ruffles, Mulder's new sugar daddy and much more. Also, stick around for the return of 'Do You Think I'm Spooky?'. Thank you to everyone w...

Emma and Jessie sit down with the lovely ladies from The X-Files Chatroom Podcast, Jess and Dini for a special crossover Q&A event. Join us as we discuss all things X-Files, podcasting and MSR. Ever wish you had a group of friends you could sit down and chat about The X-Files all night with? Well now you do! So get cosy, pour yourself a drink and get ready to spill the tea over your favourite...

IT'S THE SEASON ONE FINALE OF THE X-FILES AND THE MSR FILES! We can't believe it either, you have been listening to us ramble on for a whole season! In this episode we break down the season one finale, Erlenmeyer Flask. We're discussing sugar daddies, monkey pee, how stealth Scully is, that SKINNER line and much more. Thank you to everyone who got involved over the first season of our...

In this episode we're discussing Mulder's new haircut, Scully's eyes, and frozen heads. That's right, we're breaking down season one episode twenty three. So pour yourself a drink and settle in for this wine fuelled episode. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or send y...

In this episode we are discussing Jasper the Doll, Tiger King, Finding Nemo and Mulder's slut supremacy. That's right, we're breaking down season 1 episode 22, Born Again. Join us as we take a deep dive into this forgettable MOTW episode and try to make it a little more memorable. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our nex...

In this episode we're discussing platonic love declarations, chapstick, sexy music to strip to and Pedro Pascal? That's right, we got drunk recording this one! Join us as we take a deep dive into season one episode twenty one, Tooms and discuss those all important reboot rumours. Congratulations to anyone who makes it to the end of this one, you're a true fan! Thank you to everyone who...

In this episode we are discussing wee beasties, baby bumps and well hung agents, that's right, we're doing a deep dive into Darkness Falls. Look out your comfy jeans and tri-coloured jackets and get comfy as we break down episode 20 of Season 1. Stick around till the end to find out if it breaks into the top 3 of our favourite season one episodes.  Thank you to everyone who got involved in th...

In this episode we're discussing the beast with two backs, heavy breathing in the dark and platonic gazing. That's right, we're breaking down season one's attempt at a werewolf story, Shapes. Join us as we talk about The X-Files lack of ability to bring in the correct writers for the subject matter, poor lighting and of course, all of those MSR moments that make us squeal! Thank you to everyone wh...

In this episode we are discussing the Blues Brothers, sheep and potatoes... that's right, we're doing a deep dive into season one's Miracle Man. Join us as we discuss goth Samantha, Scully's psychopathic tendencies and her lack of ability to find a sitter for Mulder.  Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @The...

In this episode we're discussing the myth arc, Mulder's need for deep holes, Scully's jealousy and the Lone Gunmen, that's right, we're covering Season 1 Episode 17: E.B.E.  Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode, if you want to join in the conversation then you can find us on Twitter @TheMSRFilesPod or on TikTok and Instagram @TheMSRFilesPodcast. You can also send in y...

Happy New Year! (Other calendars are available) In this episode we're breaking down 1x16, Young At Heart. We're discussing everything from agents wanting to jump Mulder, Barnett's phone voice, salamander hands and spooky eyes. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode, if you want to join in the conversation then you can find us on Twitter @TheMSRFilesPod or on TikTok and Insta...

Merry Christmas, everyone!!! And Happy Festivities to those who don't celebrate it. Wherever you are in the world and whatever you are celebrating, we hope you are well and having a great time! In this episode we are discussing Scully's daddy issues, Mulder's jealously and whether or not you're possessed if you forget your friends birthday... We hope this episode helps fill that weird space of tim...

In this episode we are breaking down episode 14 of The X-Files, Gender Bender and yikes did this one not age well! There's lots to discuss in this episode from cute MSR moments to victim blaming  and of course jizz baths... Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or send your emails to TheMSRFile...

In this episode we're taking a deep dive into Scully's daddy issues as we break down arguably one of the best episodes from season one, Beyond the Sea. Join us as we discuss Mulder's dramatics, our saviour (Maggie Scully) and capital punishment. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us @TheMSRFilesPod or send your ema...

Is this episode title a dig at Phoebe? Yes, we are that petty. In this episode we're discussing protective Sully, the most annoying English accent to grace the small screen and Mulder's Mummy Issues as we break down one of the worst episodes Chris Carter has ever penned, Fire. Thank you to everyone who got involved in this week's episode. If you'd like to feature in our next episode then tweet us...

Happy Halloween!  Scully's right!!! Finally, Scully is right and Mulder's crazy talk doesn't turn out to be true. That is all that matters. Join us as we break down this thrilling episode of The X-Files. Apologies for the audio quality, the second half of the recording is fine so feel free to skip ahead. You're not being bugged by the FBI, there's just a random clicking every now and then in the f...