The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & Dan

In this edition of The Movie Blues Sidepiece, the Dans muse over Knives Out, The Matrix 4, Chris Rock’s Saw Reboot, Parasite, and Coronavirus with a surprise appearance from an old, but inebriated friend of the show.

In which the Dans take a perplexing trip to Tinseltown, deconstruct Tarantino's career trajectory, and examine the legend of Sharon Taint while having never seen ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019).

In this 2nd Movie Blues Sidepiece, we have a Rachel’s Review Corner of The Invisible Man (2020), as well as Knives out (2019) and Ready or Not (2019)  While the Dans lament El Camino, Rocketman, and the r/Democrats-produced Bombshell

This week: A Very Special Episode of The Movie Blues Podcast, in which the Dans are joined by yet another Jew, take a field trip, and go fast. Featuring Jason Cohen

Welcome to the very first Movie Blues Sidepiece. In these shorter, less focused episodes we will cover a wide range of media we've recently consumed and various other off-topic tangents   In this edition, the Dans discuss HBO, Watchmen, I Love You Now Die, suicide in general, and more..

SEASON 2 PREMIERE!   In which the Dans dip their toes back into the well of meta-narratives and contradictions that is Kevin Smith's filmography, unleash a shocking conspiracy, and beat a dead horse while having never seen JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT (2019). Also featuring a Rachel’s Review Corner of BIRDS OF PREY (2020)

The Dandalorian, Or: How the Dans Learned to Stop Wallowing and Love J.J. Abrams In which the entire saga is recapped by a person who's barely seen it, the series is ranked, and the Dans use the dark side of the force for things some might find unnatural...like reviving their childhoods. Featuring special guests Rachel and Catt. *Spoilers start at 74 minutes*

In which the Dans complete their very first season, reflect on the past, look to the future, and respectfully mourn the death of Paul Walker while having never seen The Fast and the Furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious.   Season 2 coming in 2020!

It's all about fast-paced dolls and slow-paced Scandanavians. The Dans visit a dystopian present while having never seen Child's Play (2019) or Midsommar (2019).

In which the Dans lament the decline of a spirit animal, interview each other, discuss The Boys, and introduce America's new favorite game, "Would...Dan Rather?"

In this very special episode, the Dans visit the center of the earth to explore the cinematic epic THE LAST DINOSAUR (1977) and somehow interview the star of the film, Joan Van Ark, about her experiences on this magical set, as well as her storied career.  

Get ready to put on your Maine accents and bury your children 'cause it's time for our first ever Los Espooktacular!   In this very special episode, the Dans witness a literary butchering, visit the corrections department, and manage to address every single Stephen King adaptation while having never seen PET SEMETARY (2019).

In which the Dans make their triumphant, injury  ridden return to explore a father/daughter love story and meet George Bouche, while having never seen CRAWL (2019), GIRL MOST LIKELY (2012), or the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT, CATS, and GEMINI MAN trailers.  

In which the Dans wax nostalgic, lambaste childhood obsession, contemplate morality, and get Ivan Oozed while having never seen DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019). A new segment is introduced and one Dan loves Speed Racer.    

In which the Dans get a high voltage Daily Double, explore the new Criterion Channel app, and give props to dystopian police and sandworms while having never seen JIGOKU: SINNERS OF HELL (1960), BREAKING THE WAVES (1996), CERTIFIED COPY (2010), or CAPTIVE STATE (2019). Featuring special guest Rachel Lyons.

It's opening weekend for GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS!   In which the Dans review both the new movie and the recent franchise as a whole, while having their bodies and faces gently misted and blown during the new 4DX movie experience.

In which the Dans trade tales of whimsy and cannibalism, have their first shouting match, and fail to find common ground while having never seen RAVENOUS or THE BOOK OF HENRY.

In which the Dan's absorb a trainwreck, lament genre ambiguity, and visit 10 Skywalker Lane while having never seen YOGA HOSERS or the new STAR WARS trailer.     SPOILER ALERT: This episode contains our first ever 0-star review.

In which the Dans discuss series redundancy, solve the energy crisis, and avoid the topic of Israel while having never seen 007: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN.