The Mortuary Show

Katie tells some crazy stories in funeral service: Baby's choking during a service, medical emergencies on the job, smelling salts to get those passer-outers perked up & family fist fights. ----- Mortuary Marketing Elevate your funeral home’s online presence. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow our socia...

Kelley’s got some good tips for us embalmers out there!  Repairing cot damaged facial features, neck lines, using mouth formers in some unique ways, and why do funeral directors ALWAYS need a back up pair of paints...  Great stuff from our teaching specialist out of the University of Minnesota. ----- Mortuary Marketing Elevate your funeral home’s online presence. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start...

Bridget is a playboy bunny... Ed & Michael are funeral directors... Where do you think this conversation goes??? The conversation might just SHOCK YOU! 👻👻 Listen to this exclusive interview with The Girls Next Door icon, Bridget Marquardt @bridgetmarquardt & her brother Ed the Mortician! We talk Playboy Mansion hauntings, seeing ghosts as a mortician, reality television for real, and Hug...

Rank these from difficult to most difficult: Raising a family, being a funeral director, going to Mortuary School. Well, Sam is doing all of these. AT ONCE. Michael & Sam recap life, Catholic funeral services, Military Honors, and too much more. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start today? Emai...

Give Alexis & Shannan a big mortuary HELLO. They've gotten trapped in morgue coolers, helped on some infamous funeral services, and just know how to rock the house. They've got their own pod too called "Gettin' Stiff" (Hey! That's the name of this week's episode.) ENJOY! ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more de...

Mika & Michael get deep... Is your state of mind different because you’re a funeral director?  What is it like experiencing death when you see it every day?  Life is PRECIOUS folks!  One of the ways to enjoy it is listening to the Mortuary Show ;) ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start today? Em...

We are in this together! The future of funeral service & the representation of morticians is in our hands... Ciara has great insight as to what happened in CO, and we discuss how to overcome the "negative news" that our industry is vulnerable to. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start...

A funeral home wedding (yes, they met in Mortuary School), ceremonial flag waving for veterans, and funeral home renovations. Mark can do it all! ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow our social medias: ⁠⁠⁠Inst...

Today is National Funeral Directors Day!  A sincere thank you from the bottom of our hearts for the work that morticians do.  We are a selfless group of people that puts the needs of grieving families over our own.  Thank you for what you do.  Make today GREAT!  You deserve it. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out....

Phil's funeral home has a secret.... What's the best way to impress families & get them coming back for life? The answer is different than what you may think. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow o...

Ed enlists in the Army the DAY after the 9/11 attacks, served as a Mortuary Affairs specialist in Afghanistan & Iraq, and now casually runs a studded trade service in Northern Michigan. This guy does it all! ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com -----...

Some WILD stories on who's suing who in funeral service. Our favorite Mortuary Lawman, Mr Sharkey, shares some of his best stories (those he's allowed to tell). A brainy ice cream sunday, illegal body transferring over county lines, wage differences among FDs state to state, and more. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠...

Our dear funeral friend Brittany wrote a book! She is a funeral director soooo technically it's only a chapter, but that's like writing the Lord of the Rings series with our schedules. And she gives us some goodies ⬇️ FREE Grief Workbook (Thanks Brittany!) Link for the book: "The Grief Experience: Tools for Acceptance, Resilience, and Connection" ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase...

How can you possibly prepare for a mass shooting, environmental disaster, or plane crash as a mortician? Michaelene (@Quietus_Bee) gives her unique perspective on this & more as a Thanatologist. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Want more of t...

This week's episode is brought to you by The SCCFA : Get your early-bird tickets to "The Southern" TODAY ! ----- How does one build a cremation society? How about doing it from hundreds of miles away? Pierce goes deep into how he built up their family business, the importance of systems/training, & how association conferences can lift your game up. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increa...

Yasi's so starstruck by Ms. Dolly Parton at her funeral home that she almost ends up in her own casket. What is the procedure for a megastar wanting to go to a service? You might be shocked by her answer... ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Wa...

Mack's got a jaundice formula he GUARANTEES to work... I'm almost excited for my next yellow case to give 'er a try. The boys open up about their first removal (Mine was my own grandmother) & thoughts about families in the prep room. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:...

Does designing cakes shaped like *explicit* body parts translate to restorative art? I'm dyin' for a slice. Kayleigh is a long time supporter of Mortuary Marketing & first time guest! ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Want more of the...

This funeral home delivers cremated remains by drone and accepts crypto payments for burials... No one has ever done any of it, but hey, it’s great publicity for the mortuary.  Jeff is a lifelong mortician & master at getting his funeral homes noticed.  Guaranteed to get the embalming juices flowing today! ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you m...

Talk about getting ahead of things. Madison is a Veteran, Licensed Funeral Director, and planned her funeral (70?) years in advance... All before the age of 26. She wants to be a professor, I think she should become a mime next. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-mark...

My two favorite things? Talking funerals and..... a splash of bourbon. You'll want to join in after this one on the world's first cemetery bourbon pairing with Lacy Robinson. Also funerals before death, hospice relationship cultivation & more more more. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to sta...

Could you handle bodies zipping by your room every night? How about using a pager to answer death calls? Digging ditches for natural burials? If yes, listen to the episode. If no... reconsider ;) @themortuaryprofessor ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com -...

Gun cases with the Medical Examiner, man gets caught in a window & dies, shipping a body first class to Jamaica. A mortuary Texan, Dawn, tells her stories! ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:  conor@mortuary-marketing.com ----- Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow our social med...

Funeral Homes get sued for all sorts of reasons in this day & age. It's something that can single handedly take down your business & legacy. We talk with Greg about some HR tips as well as how to get a funeral home featured in the media. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start today? Email:...

When a family has an insurance policy upon their passing, what do you do?  Let’s just say, I know many have sat on the phone for hours & hours trying to sort it out.  I think we’ve found a better way ------ > Listen to what Deanna & Andy got goin. ----- Mortuary Marketing Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls. ⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠ Want to start toda...