The Morning After STL

(00:00-21:40) Are these high school kids playing in a garage? Cut the Scorpions some slack. SEC moving to nine conference games starting in 2026. Specifics of the change. Who will be Missouri's three requested opponents to play every year. Is Mizzou everybody else's Vanderbilt? DJ is on hold and wants to talk Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones. I think he thinks he called the national ESPN radio line....

(00:00-16:11) Special Joey Vitale Bingo Paris Edition today at 8:15. Barge Guy checks in with us. The word cretin is fun. College football kicking off tomorrow in Dublin. The SEC moving to 9 conference games. Joey just texted and asked to move to 7:30. Might pencil in some light vamping for 8-1. (16:19-25:20) Hello wild card, aren't you a flirty little mistress. Playoff percentages. Don't forget a...

(00:00-7:41) Grab your bonbons and pour your wine. Bat signal for the talking dishwasher. Should Movie Boy be anti AI. Steven Time wants to Venmo for rolls on Mizzou vs. Kansas. What's your favorite dialect Tim goes into? (7:50-11:18) Northwestern has settled the lawsuit with former football coach Pat Fitzgerald. Jackson's got the sniffles. (11:28-20:27) E-Mail of the Day See Privacy Policy at htt...

(00:00-15:22) Ranking today's callers: Lix, Paul, and SEC Umpire. David Lee Roth is still performing. Audio of a "performance." Rod Stewart still getting after it at 80. It's an adderall festival. Classic Francesa. Joe Dimaggio x13. Doing molly at the Kentucky Derby. (15:31-25:11) Just can't get enough David Lee Roth. Under Construction. The most injury-prone “what if” players whose greatness were...

(00:00-28:29) It would have been Kenny Rogers 87th birthday. Is this a popular karaoke song? Gabe DeArmond's official predictions for the upcoming season. Doug predicts Gabe's prediction. War Damn Revenge. Audio of South Carolina QB LaNorris Sellers talking about offensive coordinator Mike Shula’s unique method of motivating quarterbacks. Mizzou's last home loss was against Jayden Daniels and LSU....

(00:00-18:58) Doug, what's the lede today? Warson Woods Wacko taking an L on the Mizzou quarterback news? Pribula and Horn both going to get some time in the opener. He's not wrong, but he's not right....yet. Audio of The Colonel's reaction to Drink's announcement. Look out for Jeff Handy. Doug's hunger strike. Clarity after the Central Arkansas game? (19:06-48:52) Smack those chops. Get this guy...

Scott Rizzuto, Anthony Stalter, and Tim McKernan are back in the Spread Zone with their favorite plays for Week Zero of the college football season—breaking down market movers, team win totals, and game-day angles with sharp insight and sharper wit. From circling Iowa State’s first quarter under in Dublin, to fading LSU’s brutal schedule, to sprinkling value on Georgia, Clemson, and even South Car...

John King joins the program to promote Big League Impact and their Fantasy Football League coming to fans this fall. John also talks about his experience on rehab in Memphis, seeing JJ Wetherholt live and in-person, and the vibe of the clubhouse as the season heads down the stretch.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...

Matt Holliday joins the show for his weekly call-in to talk all things baseball, food, and updates us on his hip situation. Matt talks about the possibility of a work stoppage in MLB in 2027 and Oli Marmol’s future with the Cardinals. Matt also talks about his sons, Oklahoma State football, and takes some questions from the audience.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif...

(00:00-13:18) Still waiting on Mizzou QB news to see if we can prove Warson Woods Wacko correct. John Talty talking college football playoff metrics. Doug's not happy with Talty. A penultimate change. Doug doesn't tan well. Matt Holliday's future in crime. (13:26-21:21) Is 7 too young to watch Goodfellas? Tim's a pro's pro when the red light goes on. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so scared....

(00:00-8:28) The Athletic's list of the 25 most impactful TV play-by-play voices of the 21st century. Doug's getting worn out by this list. (8:36-11:09) Bird York. Tim has people wishing they were bald. Birthday parties and Steak n Shake. (11:19-20:21) Cardinal reliever John King joins the show. The vibe in the clubhouse given the team's current state. Losing guys at the trade deadline. Excited to...

(00:00-9:20) Why'd you request this, Doug? I love you so much, Doug, but that's one of the worst takes ever. Audio of Dan Patrick talking about retirement and why he is ready to step away in a couple years. Ciders vs. WWW. (9:28-15:44) People are more into talking about Big Al's call and the Mizzou QB announcement than the Cardinals. Old TV news stories. Gotta stay on that Propecia. (15:54-44:28)...

(00:00-31:13) Sweet, sweet James. Hello Wild Card. Fun with contract talks. Are we gonna get a QB announcement from Columbia today? Very sassy Colonel. Audio of Drink chomping ice during an interview talking about his quarterbacks. MASSIVE media chuckle. Vision boards and such. Predictionary for the Central Arkansas game. Olivia Rodrigo. Gabe's topless post game show. Doug likes Gabe's topless bus...

(00:00-9:41) Southside, to Eureka, back to the Southside. Making mixtapes of Tim's takes. Would you rather be in a closed coffin or post on social media everyday? Leashing your children at Six Flags. Doug World. (9:49-12:55) Oli's comments in The Athletic talking about his job status. At peace with whatever the org decides. (13:05-17:50) E-Mail of the Day See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...

(00:00-17:21) Doug, look, it's Terry Crouppen. Terry posed a question during the commercial break. How many people in the world are you number one person in their lives? Deep discussion ensues. Such an existential conversation. (17:30-26:02) Blue Man Group. Hair bands. Who's the most famous bald musician? Martin wants a texter to stand down. Audio of Phil Simms on the call of the Jets game saying...

(00;00-17:58) 2 Live Crew. Doug's time in Miami. Audio of comedian Matt Michell ranking the SEC's most annoying fan bases. Little shot at Mizzou. Most ornery athletes to cover. The YouTube chat landed a blow on Jackson. Audio of Mizzou AD Laird Vietch on the new North Endzone project and not having a video board on the north end zone this season. Hooterville's Chief Berating Officer. (18:07-38:20)...

(00:00-30:03) Uniting behind our love of everything sport. Jackson's hair flip. I'm obligated to ask if this is going somewhere. MLB realignment. No more Junior and Senior Circuits. Has someone hacked into the drops? How important is geospatial divisions to you? Doug's killing this division guessing game. Nevermind, the AL South is throwing him off. Preseason NFL trumps regular season MLB. Doug's...

Brad Thompson joins the program live from Miami, Florida to talk all things Cardinals. The former Cardinal pitcher talks about the team dropping 5 in a row, including a weekend series sweep at the hands of the Yankees. BT also shares his perspective on the young talent for the Cardinals, some possible offseason moves, and the importance of pitching going forward.    See Privacy Policy at...

Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things Blues offseason. Kerbs discusses some offseason storylines, some broadcasting insights, and the new 84-game schedule coming in 2026.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

(00:00-13:22) I've been goated and my goat has been got. Audio of Rob Manfred on ESPN on the future of MLB television contracts. Says things will be resolved in the next few weeks. Doug doesn't like all these changes. You're barking up the wrong tree here, Sailor. Doug's not sure if he has Brazzers. Charlie Hough. Jackson Mamdami. Why are people so bitter? The knockout punch may have just come. Th...

(00:00-10:31) James Carlton is in-studio and inadvertently trolling Martin. Heading to see Mark Few. Demi Moore's hair. Mizzou is 10-1 over the last two seasons in one score games. James likes the rock M. No dog in the fight for the QB situation. Warson Woods Wacko still reporting Sam Horn will be the starter. (10:39-21:38) Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson joins us from south Florida. Is it time...

(00:00-12:23) Voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber joins us. Just a little over a month from the Blues preseason opener. NHL preseason moves quick. Hockey fans in Kansas City. Filling Kerbs in on Joey Vitale Bingo. (12:31-27:39) You can feel Patrick Swayze coming up behind you. Supernatural romcoms. Audio of John Mozeliak on with Tom Ackerman using the word "org." Thinks the 'org' is in a good place....

(00:00-16:39) Doug got a Cardinal merit badge for going to that game yesterday. Here come the Illini. Here come the Tigers. Cards ranking 19th in MLB in attendance after being 7th last year. Cottleville taking shots at Webster again. Hardo Yankee fans. Sometimes we get attracted to tools and size. Jackson doesn't like doing Man on the Street. (16:47-42:35) Well, the good news is college football i...

Welcome back to Movie Boy! This podcast will feature discussions on movies, new and old alike, as well as some broader movie topics and conversations. In this episode: (00:00) - Intro including a brief review of The Naked Gun and a Mailbag! (17:07) - A deep dive into Zach Cregger's new movie 'Weapons' starring Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, and Alden Ehrenreich. This conversation features my buddy Gar...

Joey Vitale joins the program to discuss his upcoming European vacation and gives us all a history lesson about the Eiffel Tower. Following that, Joey discusses his former teammate, Sidney Crosby, and the superstitions that take place in pro sports. Finally, Joey talks about the kids going back to school and updates us on all of his wildlife. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...