The Morning After STL

Tim is "efforting" a special guest for TMA Live on Thursday. It might be a girl! Tim reads banty Mizzou Football email. Factors hurting Mizzou Football attendance. Mizzou Football discussion. Ryan, the caller, gets killed by the texters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Gangster Pete reformatted the captain's log. The quality of the preparation is the precursor to a quality paint job. I want a man with a slow hand. Conway Twitty song?  Iggy did not nominate himself for the Brentwood High School Hall of Fame. The Cat calls out Iggy. Iggy plays Lady Gaga sound. The guys are excited to see her new movie. Versace, Versace, Versace. Emmys talk. Timmy the Tickler and C...

Iggy has written a children's book. Danny the Dolphin is Iggy's first foray into the children's book arena. A call regarding Potter Varley's Christmas Party. Danny the Dolphin already exists. Callers call in to talk about nothing of note. Iggy's version of Danny the Dolphin should be a degenerate. Doug saw Barney at the mall. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

Mike Francesa has a Darnold Palmer call. Mizzou line is +15.5 v. Georgia. Playoff baseball discussion. Doug discusses Mizzou days. Carp's salsa sells out fast. Browns kicker had a day. Vontae Davis retires at halftime. Iggy is wearing a Nautica sweater. Iggy wants a Bader or Wainwright bat for Gobble Bowl. Iggy and Plowboy will be the beverage cart boys for the Social House golf tournament. Biff a...

The guys have a rare 6 show week. Chick-Fil-A service is dynamite. Big night for Waino last night. Luda. Doug didn't like the uniforms in the Mizzou game. Barry Odom saved his job in the fourth quarter, for now. Mizzou won't sell out Georgia game. Tad calls in to defend Tennessee Martin. Drew calls in to defend Central Arkansas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

Danny Kerth of Project Wake Up is raising money for the documentary "Wake Up," which emphasizes the importance of mental health. Projectwakeup.tix.com is where you can get tickets for their comedy night 11/24 at Chaminade. Lisa Ann joins the program. Francesa said fire Marvin Lewis, then denies it. Bertarelli Cuts of the Week. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California P...

Keith Tkachuk is hazing Tim via text message. Post Sports Bar and Grill presents Iggy's Drops of the Week. Maggie O'Brien's Picks of the Week. Jon Hamm wants to play Batman. Hamm's cousin used to train Tim. Iggy's is not mad again. Sam Elliot talk. Lady Gaga is all woman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Gangster Pete got a Dell. Dude, you're getting a Dell! Dell Dude got fired for buying the drugs. There was a topless man on the fan pin last night. Plowsy is mesmerized by Doug's eyes. Block 'em talk. Mizzou is -6. Purdue QB1 may not play. Iggy wavering on his limited invite party next Thursday. Andy Van Slyke was in the studio for a taping of The Tim McKernan Show yesterday. Senator Danforth is a...

More Potter talk. CBS exec fired over threatening text. And possibly sexual harassment. The show members will be living high on the hog at Potter's Ritz Carlton Christmas Party. None of the producers know how to block anyone on the text line. Big Al calls in. Concern over the Blues. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...

Caller Luke and Ashley have broken up over the back hole eating story told on the show. He apologizes on the air. Big Al has beef with Caller Luke. Potter Varley was the most searched Google term in STL yesterday, maybe. New 590 billboards popping up by mysterious bridges. Tim enjoys chicken sandwiches and the gays in his mouth. Cards have a great broadcast compared to other teams. Iggy and Lana s...

Gangster Pete got hired. Cards v. Dodgers tickets for EMOTD winner. Cards blew the game vs. the Pirates last night. Potter update. Iggy's patio party has been canceled. Iggy's not mad again. Coffee beans are dissected. Mizzou storm trooper uniforms may make an appearance Saturday. The guys diagnose Plowsy's frequent illness. Mike Francesa talks about a dog in the supermarket. Dog talk. DJ and Paul...

Tim has Rx Bar stuck in his boy teeth. Alexis Straus joins the show to talk about the third annual Join for Joe at Busch Stadium on Saturday. Alexis did it up big in Vegas. "Dough" Vaughn rant. Thomas Pieters is not a producer on "A Star is Born." Thomas Pieters says Americans can't drink. Texters killing Iggy. More Potter talk. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

The Beatles beat together. A smooth transition to baseball talk. Pick 6 is recording after the show. Mike Lee calls in. He gets recognized everywhere he goes.  Tim predicts that Mizzou will rock the bumble bee unis for the Georgia game. Chuck asks who Potter Varley is. An explanation ensues. Back to lesbianism at Double D's. Potter has boxes and boxes of pictures in his basement. More Potter talk....

The Jets shipped the Lions. New NFL coaches went 0-7. Iggy talks about his AVN experience. Daddy Padre calls in. Doug's son won a floor hockey championship last night. Doug will not encourage millennial behavior. Cards and Cubs could have a one game playoff. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Kelly Chase joins the program. Jon Hamm and Tim will be auctioned off for charity. Chase doesn't know Potter. Mizzou is the 11 AM kickoff v. Georgia. The guys remember 9/11. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Cards had a big win last night. The guys discuss Waino's performance. Lesbianism confirmations from Double D's over the weekend. Iggy slayed at a truck stop type location. Plowsy having a strong morning with the drops. Iggy talks a lot about the popular Potter. WWE recap. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

LeBron's new rap single. Doug doesn't like rap. "Gotta try the chicken, baby." Caller Jim's Salt N Smoke review. What bars actually have a potted plant? Doug says you can give up in fantasy sports after you have been eliminated. Serena Williams incident discussion. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Why would a squirrel choose to live downtown? Waino discussion. DJ has been scrubbed from Paulina's insta. John Kelly is on the Tim McKernan Show podcast this week. He discusses fall out with Ken Wilson. More talk of depressed sexual desires. SEC East power rankings. Francesa had a big prediction for Sunday. PGA wrench sizes. Tiger is surging this morning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

The Mevo camera is missing. The guys reminisce about the Trung Candidate era. Plowsy got held accountable for his Packers tweet. The Tamm Avenue Capital Partners gave investors a sweat yesterday. They had a minus 30% ROI. Hunting hot takes. Top activities that turn straight men gay. The Cardinals are off to a poor start in September. Doug rants on fantasy baseball injuries. Mizzou is off to a good...

Lisa Ann joins the program. Iggy plays an interview from the Tushy Booth for Lisa Ann. Bertarelli Cuts of the Week. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Eddie McVeigh from Maggie O's joins the program for picks of the week. Iggy's drops of the week. Caller Ellen chimes in. Third graders can perform media jobs at a high level. Club Pro Guy recaps his rainy Thursday men's league round. Iggy thinks Club Pro Guy is serious. The fan pin needs to pay for Tim's Old Warson membership. Elon University made a cameo in He Got Game. Iggy gets hot about the AV...

Rain is coming. Get ready to watch some sports this weekend. The guys are anticipating the Mizzou uniform combination. If Mizzou gets hot, they can win this baby. Mount Rushmore of middle schools. Iggy and Doug have both met Burt Reynolds. How do old rock stars keep full heads of hair? Iggy says wearing hats all the time makes you go bald. A doctor shoots down that claim. Baldness discussion. Mona...

Doug sings the Fergie banger, Glamorous. Biff calls in to discuss luring girls to his boat at the Lake of the Ozarks. Biff reads a poem. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Storms will impact football outcomes this weekend. Mizzou uniform discussion. The Tamm Avenue Capital Partners make a pitch to potential investors. PJ brings bagels and calls from a chair outside the cuck studio. Balzer talked to Roger Goodell about STL v. NFL. Francesa fan loves his app. Mobile app discussion. Timmy Walters email to Dan Marshall is read by Tim. Iggy still uses AOL. Natty Nate Cal...

Doug reads Matt Adams quotes. Nicki Minaj talks about her sex life. Ellen got topless in an HBO program. Iggy not mad about his Just Do It ad. The Convert Wife joins the program. People are embarrassed they listen to the show. What do toe rings say about a woman? The guys speculate. Twitter semantics are discussed. TMA may get back in the merch game. Alternatives to LouFest popping up around town....