The Morning After STL

Back in the day...Tim ran like Ivey at the strip clubs in search of lesbianism...Iggy went to the gay clubs and did poppers. Clubbing in the 80's. Big Al calls in to support Brooks Koepka and the Blues. If you get maced at the golf course, don't put water on it. EMOTD.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Doug thinks this feels like the Blues year. If we can just get hot, we can win this baby! Why was Binnington getting booed last night? Dead bedrooms are on the rise. Iggy calls millennials lazy. In '88, jay bought a Masters ticket outside the venue for $20.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Doug's Hockey-isms return! Blues beat Winny. Binny was fantastic. Jay Jr. talks foot stuff. The guys sing happy birthday on request. The Masters is underway. Doug unveils a blueprint for winning the tournament. 51 foursomes sold to The Dotem already. 9 spots remain for Thursday. The Cardinals are soaring. Billy Shacklady joins the show LIVE from Augusta. Princess Fierce and furry talk. Draft Kings...

The Dotem is selling fast. Get in where you fit in. Search The Dotem on Eventbrite. Gackle targeting Binnington. LGB. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Dotem registration opens at 9. Fleshlight discussion. Tucky Williams joins the program to discuss lesbianism. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Playoffs start tonight! Tucky Williams at 8:30. The Dotem registration opens at 9. New Blues and Cards shirts at insideSTLShop.com. If we can just get hot, we can win this baby! Old tweets keep coming back to haunt people. Iggy's twitter is up for awards. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Sam Snead got punched in the stomach. Doug has a minor laughing fit. The Masters favorites are discussed. Iggy likes Tiger. Iggy makes up some golf stats. He's immediately called out. Mark Lamping is the guest on The Tim McKernan Show. Lamping says Shad Khan would have done amazing things in STL. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....

Iggy bought size 8.5 rose gold shoes. They were women's shoes. Every fingy in Augusta is on prune watch with the Tway's at The Masters. Big Al calls in to discuss Biff's dope Opening Day spread. WWE Recap with Larry Nickel.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Hotshots Suspension Logule is getting a work out this morning. Back in my day stories. Iggy hides when his neighbor knocks on the door to avoid giving him a dart. One Shining Moment is more effective as a visual. Iggy is a co-host. Mr. Lix is not a popular call. Caller Adam with a brief appearance. Snow cone discussion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

The guys break down a Barrett Sports Media list. TMA is not on the list. Goldy curtain call discussion. insideSTL Shop has a new baseball shirt. Sickness swept through the McKernan household. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Masters week is upon us. Lucas needs a music tutorial. Coach Q signs with Florida for over $30 milly. Doug bashes Boynton Beach. Iggy hasn't watched a second of Blues hockey all year. He's been in bed for all the games. The dais missed an exciting Final 4. Cards headed to Mexico to play the Reds. Nobody disses Lern around Iggy. There is a Hedo Fan Pin. Iggy is a Hedo book that was a best seller. R...

Waino was on yesterday. Doug thinks the improvement is due to a repeatable delivery. Big sporting events coming up. Mark Twain is the cutest writer in Missouri history. Grich got paid by Toronto. Cards batting averages are poor to quite poor. Cardinals discussion. Blues and Jets are ready to battle on Wednesday in Winnipeg, Manitoba. Maroon talks to The Cat at the Cards game. Lisa Ann logistics ar...

Walk-up songs. Doug would choose the Wacha song. Drops of the Week. Rammer doesn't know what he's got himself into. Rammer praises Iggy. New "Baseball City" T available at insideSTLshop.com. Creameries are discussed. Iggy planted calls to get fired from his Springfield show. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel...

Today feels like a 5-2 Cards win. Guys used to wear suits and hats to ballgames. There would be less crime if everyone dressed to the nines. Doug wore pimp clothes in high school. Iggy went from a jock to a freak after he got cut from baseball team. Coral Courts talk. Big mac hit a grand slam to beat Dodgers on Opening Day. Iggy parks in the media lot with an old credential. Doug was disappointed...

It's Opening Day! Doug is running point. Rammer is launching H-Bombs. Cards outfield is an issue. Martinez needs to play. Big Blues win. Everybody is against us. Doug got knocked out in a hockey game at Mizzou. Good athletes have "butt back." Doug covered Michael Irvin in a charity hoops game in Miami. Some guys are just better than everybody at sports. There was sewer in left field when Doug play...

Why don't other cities have cool opening day festivities? Goiter talk. One week away from The Masters. Women are playing at Augusta this weekend. O'Neil talks to the Cat on the post-game show. Doug reads emails. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Cam Janssen joins the show to talk Blues. Cam hates the shootout. Jay talks foot stuff. TV makeup discussion. Jay is trying to eat better. Everybody has a Taco Bell order. The guys get deep into gender roles. Iggy confuses everyone with a Jenner question. Don't upset fast food workers. Two more Steak 'n Shakes shut down. Iggy was a valet. Doug wants a bellhop outfit. See Privacy Policy at https://...

Cardinals dominated the Pirates while sweeping them. A boy named Jessica calls in to talk about Ric Flair drip at the Birds game. Cards could be 0-6, but come home 3-3. Mikolas has not been as sharp as last year yet. Time to move Wong up in the lineup? The Rock update. Freebies at Busch. The Deadliest Catch is addicting but also the same show repeated.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv...

Iggy has tax questions. Caller Ellen calls in with debt knowledge. Francesa doesn't understand the Star Wars numbering system. Francesa doesn't agree with ESPN's Top 10 NBA players. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Iggy has "Hedo people." We have enough football in our lives. Doug doesn't see the XFL making it in STL. USFL talk. Bermuda jail is nice. It's a nice atmosphere. Iggy recycles his Bermuda arrest story. Optimism for the Blues abounds. Mark Milton stops by. He has a great radio voice. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...

Tim is out sick. Porn industry vet Tucky Williams has been rescheduled. Cleat chasers. Shrewsbury Seminary Student creeps on Lucas. The "Oh Iggy" Twitter account is posting sexy pics of Iggy. Doug has a laughing fit from his own joke. Daddy Padre calls in. Baseball talk. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Cam Janssen joins the program to discuss Blues hockey. Doug is a self described schlepper. Iggy is talks about his award nominated Twitter. Mark Hannah misses Plowsy too. Webster Groves housewives have lesbian hot spots all over town. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Pasadena Hills. Potty training. Caller Adam calls in with a story about the Plowhawk. The hottest Vaughns are ranked. Larry Nickel joins for the WWE Recap. The Cardinals stole a win yesterday. The outfield is a concern. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Big Blues shootout win. Will they move Opening Day to Friday? Does better weather lead to more lesbianism? Janie the Lesbian calls in to confirm. She is engaged to the Viking Queen. Mound City Mud Trumpet calls in to talk MetroLink. Doug feels bad for STL after visiting Toronto. Tucker calls in to discuss Helen's and pyramid schemes. A Boy named Stacey wants a game day thread for Cardinals games o...

Don Marsh got a raw deal. TMA is up for a bunch of awards from St. Louis Magazine. Iggy's twitter feed is up for an award. Vote for Iggy! We circle back to Don Marsh. Karen Foss defends Don Marsh. EMOTD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .