Moist Monday Podcast

The Moist Monday Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 240 episodes

Welcome to the Moist Monday podcast! Tune in every Monday as Jacob & Robert discuss a variety of topics while drinking a variety of drinks! Let's get Moist!!

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Being Happy You Gave Up | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 12.01.2026 2:00:41

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss bad travel, Tarantino & 2025! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Just Of Mice & Men Me | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 05.01.2026 1:06:22

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss pants, dreams, and Spotify Wrapped! Plus, Taste Test, F Marry Kill & more!! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-mond...

Jesus, Birds, & Kids - A Very Moistmas | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #213 29.12.2025 1:28:28

Happy Moist Monday & Happy Holidays! Today the Moist Boys discuss Christmas, sickness, religion and more! Plus, Moist Dreams and body surgeries!! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepubli...

A Shared Excitement | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 15.12.2025 1:38:57

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss their jobs, audio books, Slenderman & 67! Plus, Pick Your Poison and what made them feel appreciated! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.tee...

We're Learning A Lot Today | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 01.12.2025 1:26:54

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Mary Jane, hamburgers, computer games & little league sports! Plus, Robert's Actual Fun Facts, microwaves, and being in a frat! Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-sp...

The Taint Of The Shoulders | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 17.11.2025 1:23:17

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Frankenstien, video games, Facebook and Taco Bell! Plus Elimination Chamber, whittling & Jim Croce! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepu...

Let's Give Em Guns! The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #209 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 10.11.2025 1:16:15

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Jacob's new toy, the PS2 & a Taste Test! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

The Scooter Brothers | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #208 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 03.11.2025 1:09:58

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss transportation, therapy, the dentist & Wii bowling! Plus, dead mice, carbon monoxide, and Pick Your Poison! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://w...

Nipples Like Bullets | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #207 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 27.10.2025 1:26:25

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Halloween, Stephen King & a Trump Hoodie! Plus, Beer or Bullshit, Butt or Belly and A Real Life Nightmare! Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www...

A Him & Him Guillotine | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #206 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 20.10.2025 1:20:03

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Toy's "R" Us, Suicidal Heroes, Cheat Codes & Video Games! Plus Jacob's weekend in Omaha, and Robert's weekend in Minneapolis! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spr...

They Never Say He's An Egg | The Moist Monday Podcast w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 13.10.2025 58:47

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss their new jobs, Marvel, Stephen King & movies! Plus, Robert's Actual Fun Facts & The Rock! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic....

A New Way To Get Moist | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #240 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 29.09.2025 1:02:08

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss movies, monkeys, pizza and caulk talk! Plus, Moist Theater, Organ Farming & Life Advice From An Ex Disgruntled Prior Service Mortuary Lance Corporal! Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmo...

Give Me The Alien Spanking | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #203 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 22.09.2025 57:37

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss new jobs, aliens, politics & the dentist. Plus an overheard conversation & spankings! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/u...

There Is No Point In Worrying | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #202 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 15.09.2025 4:01:25

***This is the official lost episode we recorded a few months ago. There are some issues with the video, because we had to recover it from a corrupted hard drive. *** Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys celebrate Jacobs 30th birthday and celebrate 200 episodes of the podcast! There are some surprise call ins and emails, new segments and lots of movie talk! Enjoy this EXTRA LONG celebration ep...

We Made A Short Film In 48 Hours | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #201 08.09.2025 1:36:11

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Alien Earth, Explorer From Another World & Movies, before diving DEEP into their 2025 48 Hour Film! Enjoy!! Blind & Folded | Des Moines 48-Hour Film Project 2025: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zozH-TiDZMw&ab_channel=NewPeakProductions Sketch Van Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgMmewp1IeA&ab_channel=SketchVan Check out New P...

I Got Sucker Punched At A Rock Show | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #200 01.09.2025 54:11

Happy Moist Monday! We are BACK!! Today the Moist Boys discuss the Hazer show, Jacob got sucker punched, and how busy life has been. Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-m...

Being An Idiot Is Contagious | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #199 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 02.07.2025 2:01:03

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss Momento, music & politics. Plus, great grandparents, tipping culture and Bracket Busters & Brews! Enjoy!!

Snitches Get Switches | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #198 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 23.06.2025 2:04:44

Happy Moist Monday! Today, the Moist Boys discuss pizza, Jacob's vacation, and politics! Plus, Jacob's crafting skills, tariffs, Nintendo Switch 2 & Bracket Busters & Brews! Enjoy!!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator...

We Participated (& CRASHED) In The Red Bull Soap Box Race 2025 | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #197 16.06.2025 59:29

Happy Moist Monday! The Moist Boys just finished participating in the Red Bull Soap Box Race 2025 in Des Moines, Iowa! Let's talk about it!

They Caught Me On All Fours | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #196 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 09.06.2025 1:18:37

Happy Moist Monday! Today, the Moist Boys discuss gardens, being a kid, first-time smoking, and snack cakes! Plus, Taste Test, Brackets Busters & Brews, and Jacob's embarrassing stage moment! Enjoy!! Check out the Hostess Challenge here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZL7G29Ohw&ab_channel=RobertZortman Check out Hazer here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2qh2e4dPDvVKEG2vWtKavH?si=h9vzU...

Can We Have A Sleep Over? | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #195 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 28.05.2025 55:44

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss how Robert is a poser, Moist Crime & Holly Trivia! Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

Oh Brother, This Place Stinks! | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #w/194 Robert Zortman & Jacob White 22.05.2025 1:19:17

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss tattoos, belts, drugs & healthcare! Also, hit & runs, trash TV, and a White Smoke update! Also the return of Brackets Busters & Brews AND a NEW SEGMENT!! Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: htt...

Make Christianity Great Again | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #193 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 12.05.2025 1:27:13

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys have a Pope Rally! Plus, Bucket Of News and Brackets, Busters & Brews! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcast.creator-spring.com/ https://www.teepublic.com/user/moist-monday-podcast

God Twirling His Finger | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #192 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 05.05.2025 1:26:18

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss crazy weather, leaving ovens on, and Robert's bucket list from 2016! Plus, Taste Test, Things Robert Missed & Brackets Busters & BREWS! Enjoy! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid MOIST MONDAY MERCHANDISE: https://moistmondaypodcas...

Oh Yeah? Name Three Songs | The Moist Monday Podcast Ep. #191 w/ Robert Zortman & Jacob White 28.04.2025 1:02:01

Happy Moist Monday! Today the Moist Boys discuss twitching in your sleep, an item on Jacob's bucket list, and Papa T's Easter post! Plus, Moist Artifacts, Robert's Actual Fun Facts, Gone But Not FOUR-Gotten, and Brackets Busters & Brews! Enjoy!! Check out New Peak Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@NewPeakProductions Check Out Gaming Off The Grid: https://www.youtube.com/@GamingOffTheGrid M...