The Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast

We finally got an e-mail from a person (or persons) and it’s a doozy.  Some entity called the War On Politics is positing that Donald Trump’s recent pivot on gun control is part of a larger conspiracy by a clandestine global government to enact mass disarmament.  Duh! Power Rankings: Tic, Dancer, Hovel Tweet

Tony Wall is a musician, filmmaker and fashion designer.  You can check out his new podcast “Podcaviar” where ever you consume podcasts and purchase next level shirts at shirtcaviar.com Connect with Tone @nothavingit Power Rankings: Dolphins Tweet

Graham has to shower before he eats steak which sounds stranger than it is, Olympic curling is somehow rocked by a steroid scandal, the Baseball commissioner clearly hates us all plus a shocking revelation about Fleaskiii’s dodgy past. Power Rankings: Bud, Spelling, Time Tweet

Fergie is the common enemy America needs to reunite the population, Sammy Sosa is the Dominican Walker Texas Ranger, some important calls from the hotline and a woman in Indiana escapes from trouble using her number 2 option. Join in the conversation via the #capfsports hotline by leaving a message at (847)665-9238 Tweet

Graham fields calls from listeners resulting in an unusual amount of NBA talk laced with conspiracy theory, LeBron’s “Legacy” and some advice about podcasting from a guy who has a podcast. Join in the conversation by calling (847)665-9238     Tweet

Charlie Walden is the creator of the creator of the Sports With A Capital F podcast, a champion fiddle player and flatulent.  He joins Graham to celebrate 100 episodes. Find all things Patt and Possum Music at www.charliewalden.com and @mofiddler. Power Rankings: Fish Monger, Steam, Ranch Tweet

The LeBron Cavaliers are getting a new look that may save us from the possibility of parity in the NBA, something stinks over in the MLB and Graham fields some calls from the CapFSports Hotline.  Dinner plans, surviving trauma, the death of outrage culture, the robot take over and the inherent ambiguity of calling some models plus size. Join in the conversation by dialing (847) 665-9238 Tweet

Let’s see a good game, congratulations to the 2018 NFL HOF inductees (especially Brian Urlacher) and Graham unveils the CapFSports Hotline, join in the blither by calling (847) 665-9238. P.S. Don’t take Amtrak. Tweet

Griff and Graham discuss almost every conceivable subject before getting around to the “Super” Bowl, some big game talk and a power rankings that delivers. Power Rankings:  Camera, Latex, Quail Tweet

Tony Wall is a filmmaker, writer, musician, gamer, fashion designer and noted Instagram personality. Follow Tony @nothavingit on all Social Media platforms. Power Rankings: Ostrich,  Pumpkin Seed, Particle. Tweet

The XFL is back (or at least will be), no news of any kind from MLB free agency, Nick Foles could save us all and California’s lust for disaster continues. Power Rankings: Toilet, Pawnshop, Transition Tweet

Conference championship time means the Super Bowl match up will be revealed, the pro-bowl is not football, Graham is selling his skills on the internet and is sort of sorry for being himself. Pimp Graham’s skills at: https://www.upwork.com/o/profiles/users/_~01bd5d37330c8b868f/ Tweet

The NFL Conference Championships are here and Jacksonville, Florida has an opportunity to improve on being the worst city since Jacksonville, Florida and the NFC Conference Championship Game features two unlikely options at QB.  Bonus:  Some really awful advice on how to survive a nuclear holocaust. Power Rankings: Moon, Puffin, Racist Tweet

A rough week for sports fans in Georgia, the Sports With A Capital F Hall of Generals is open for business and Wilson Contreras is making a great case for induction. Tweet

The NFL playoffs are upon us and it could be a good time to rejoin the circus if you couldn’t stomach the regular season.  In what feels like some kind of upside down Bizarro World, the Bills face off against the Jags in the Xanax and Wine Bowl while the Titans get their affairs in order for their impending execution.  Something, something, NFC South. Tweet

Fleaskiii and Graham sit down to catch up after the break and make some bold predictions about what to expect from sports, technology and world events in the coming year. Power Rankings: Couple, Entertainment, Brown Tweet

Graham sits down to recap the “unique” year in history that is 2017 and remind listeners to reflect on their own trip around the sun, in preparation for the next.  ESPN doesn’t have time for a recap of 2017 because they are so awesome, just ask them. Tweet

Graham can’t shut up about the UFO story being perpetuated by every legitimate news outlet and a totally legit rock star, Fleaskiii updates (gloats to) everyone about the #capfsports Fantasy Football League, some musings on evolution vs life on other worlds, and the Chicago Bears’ impending tilt with the Cleveland Browns. Power Rankings: Tornado, Fall, Work Tweet

The world is ending (for real this time).  Although, if you really think about it, the world will end one day so it’s always in sort of a constant state of ending. All the while, denizens of Earth plod towards the unpredictable yet inevitable end while relentlessly searching for reasons to hate each other.  Either way, this episode is about UFOs and Japanese Monkeys that bang deer. Tweet

At the suggestion of a listener, Graham sits down to examine the prevalence of holiday scams both pyramid and Ponzi… then offers you a totally legit way to make some extra holiday cash. Tweet

Griff and Graham reunite to discuss the failings of their NFL teams, the puzzling connection between crisis and milk in the American South, the prevalence of the coat and shorts guy and a power rankings that devolves into an admonishment of Major League Baseball that is sure to be revisited. Power Rankings: Radiation, Stamps, Tradition Tweet

If someone is in a creepy yet hilarious relationship with a roller-coaster, it’s cool to stare, as long as you hear about it from a British person. Tweet

Graham and Fleaskiii take listener submitted discussion topics, don’t get people’s obsession with talking about the Giants (2-9), discuss the state of the Bears (3-8), discuss the financial implications of wanton wang distribution and get philosophical about the nature of nature. Power Rankings: Liquid, Harbor, Belly Tweet

Graham gets in his feelings about the stupid overrated dinosaur chicken that is turkey, continues the thanksgiving tradition of breaking  his glasses (and as a result he can’t read his watch so he gives the wrong date for the podcast), and advocates for the inclusion of chicken wings and a live turkey at all future thanksgivings.  Plus some clowning of college football. Tweet

Graham and Fleaskiii discuss the lighter side of hooliganism, the finer points of baseball heckling, Flea’s new desert home and the declining quality of Twista’s solo records. Power Rankings: Brochure, Kamikaze, Retailer Tweet