the Mildly Frumpy Protagonist

The 23rd episode of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast shows Seth and Chris utterly baffled by how far the Republican Party has come since 1956, unable to identify illegitimate rape, and loathing the crazy race baiting by the Romney-Ryan campaign. You can like this podcast if you like it, at facebook.com/bythatimean or subscribing by iTunes. Tweet me @mfpseth! Tweet Chris ONeill @Chris_ONeill. BY THAT I M...

Seth, Asia, and Chris make the 22nd episode of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast a fateful threesome! We don’t talk about LIBOR. Obamacare will mostly happen! Asia resents a loveless Ramadan. We talk about storytelling, and reaching out to ignorant people with love to change their minds. And Chris tells us how masturbation cured him of religion. And if I’m the one you love, think about liking...

By the 21st round, Asia thinks BY THAT I MEAN is popular enough to have haters. Seth laments crazy racists buying elections, privatizing justice, and shooting babies in the head. We meet a metrosexual black Abe Lincoln. A Mississippi state legislator named Bubba needs to take a seat and a shrimp. And in honor of Mother’s Day, Seth shares some happy news stories about babies and investment. I...

President Obama mostly supports marriage equality. A preacher Godwins on the electric fence. And Seth buries a bullshit stereotype about black Americans. The all-gay and all-Seth 20th episode of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast commences henceforthwith! If you like or like-like me, like me at facebook.com/bythatimean or tweet me @mfpseth. Do not tweet Asia, because she is probably asleep right now. BY T...

BY THAT I MEAN ding-dong-ditches you for an 18th time! Seth and Asia can’t forget pink slime. Asia is asked to a high school prom. And we both lament America’s profitable wars on black men and ladyparts. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean. You can tweet Seth @mfpseth. BY THAT I MEAN is recorded and produced at the...

BY THAT I MEAN’s 18th entangles Seth in an audacious audiophonic foursome featuring guest co-hosts Andy, Chris, and Jorge. We taste a bacon donut, are shocked that ladyparts are a GOP campaign topic, and learn that “watersports” does not mean skiing. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean. You can tweet Seth @mf...

The 2nd Less-Sode of BY THAT I MEAN finds the truth in Asia’s dream about a hot guy punching a lion in the face for her. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean. You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you can follow Asia @Mitchell3point0 if you appreciate Twitter silence. BY THAT I MEAN is recorded and produced at the MFP Studios....

The 17th episode of BY THAT I MEAN fears nipples, and already knows racist people are stupid. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean. You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you can follow Asia @Mitchell3point0 if you appreciate Twitter silence. BY THAT I MEAN is recorded and produced at the MFP Studios. Check out themfp.org someday and...

In the 16th of BY THAT I MEAN, Seth’s true love gave to him… Christmas pannies. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean. You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia @Mitchell3point0. BY THAT I MEAN is recorded and produced at the MFP Studios. Check out themfp.org someday if you get bored.

Seth and Asia marvel as Rick Perry has brain farts, Republicans revive torture, Herman Cain touches women, and Penn State fans riot in support of a pederasty enabler in the 15th episode of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean. You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia @Mitchell3point0...

Episode 14 of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast exorcises Paula Deen, teaches Asia to oontz, and casts a children’s book. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean . You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia @Mitchell3point0 . BY THAT I MEAN is recorded and produced at the Mildly Frumpy Protagonist Studios.

Episode 13 of BY THAT I MEAN would have preferred the Jimmy Buffett Rule, continues mocking GOP candidates, and wants Brad Pitt to become a Tea Partier. If you like this please review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean . You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia @Mitchell3point0 .

Episode 12 of BY THAT I MEAN becomes a Sim ho, talks 9/11, and ends with kazoo. If you like this, review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean . You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia.

Episode 11 of BY THAT I MEAN fears losing Asia to the Texas, unravels Rick Perry, and wants Beyonce’s help destroying the Tea Party. If you like this, review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean . You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia.

Episode 10 of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast welcomes co-host Asia Coleman back to accuse Seth, call our superfan, and imagine True Blood introducing an emo hydra to Bon Temps. If you like this, review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook at facebook.com/bythatimean You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and you should not tweet Asia. This podcast is hosted at Seth’s site at themfp.org

Like our normal podcast, but slightly less sode! This less-sode discusses Netflix’s price hikes, and wants Gene Hackman to voice a wise piece of dental floss. Tweet Seth @mfpseth, and Chelsea at @chelseaprocrast.

Episode 9 of the BY THAT I MEAN podcast welcomes guest co-host Chelsea Steiner to ruminate on talking hand vaginas, regret our poor high school fashion choices, and lament America’s crippity-crap Congress. If you like this podcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes and like BY THAT I MEAN on Facebook! You can tweet Seth @mfpseth and Chelsea @chelseaprocrast.

In Episode 8 of the By That I Mean podcast, Seth and Asia infiltrate the Tea Party, ask Google how vampires digest, take on progressives’ war on Obama, and refuse to use karate to get better at rape. Tweet Seth at mfpseth. Like our facebook page at facebook.com/bythatimean and visit Seth’s website at mfpseth.org!

The seventh episode of BY THAT I MEAN finds us disgusted with the nihilism of the Republican Party, impressed with the tenacity of our superfan, and facing deafness from insect dicks. You can tweet Seth @mfpseth, become our fan on Facebook, and visit the website (themfp.org) to subscribe to the podcast using iTunes.

In Episode 6 of BY THAT I MEAN Seth and Asia unravel Tracy Morgan, destroy Gary Johnson, and orally violate the new microphone. Visit Seth’s website at themfp.org and subscribe to the podcast through iTunes by clicking the purple button at your right. Follow Seth on Twitter @mfpseth.

In Episode 5 of BY THAT I MEAN, Seth and Asia explore holy terror and dead squirrels. Visit Seth’s website at themfp.org and subscribe to the podcast through iTunes. Follow Seth on Twitter @mfpseth.

Ladies, gentlemen, and sponges of the By That I Mean podcast fanbase: we at theMFP studios are aware that our previous episode was, put delicately, too fucking long. Much like Asia in this week’s episode, expect no apologies from us. Do, however, expect tales of peanut butter-injected pretzels, racism, and Chaz Bono’s incipient bits. Subscribe at themfp.org or on iTunes, and follow Set...

Get ready! The third episode of By That I Mean unravels many subjects you thought couldn’t and shouldn’t be discussed: Asia’s dream home, the benefits and beauty of bathtubs with jets, the Tea Party, and gay racists. Subscribe through iTunes by clicking the link to your right, and tweet me in the face at @mfpseth. – The Mildly Frumpy Protagonist

To those who said it couldn’t be done (that would be none of you) and to the one person who said it should (thanks Dan!), I present to you Episode Two of the By That I Mean podcast! This episode features my co-host and co-hort, Asia. Listen with terrified glee (and gleefied terror!) as we recount my rash, what makes a perfect red velvet cupcake, and love lunch. Please note this was recorded...