The Midgar Minute

THE KALM BEFORE THE STORM! On this episode, we destroy the documents of chapter 13 of Before Crisis. We discuss the Nibelheim cover up operation, Verdot’s backstory and what it means to be a Turk! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

THERE’S ALWAYS A GIRL. THERE’S ALWAYS A CHURCH. THERE’S ALWAYS A NIBELHEIM On this episode, we fall into the flowerbed of chapters 11 & 12 of Before Crisis. We discuss meeting Aerith, Elfe’s secret, revisiting the Nibelheim incident and Sephiroth taking a bath. Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

HEIDEGGER? I BARELY KNEW HER! On this episode, we make our long awaited return to Before Crisis! We discuss Heidegger being a shitty boss, the return of Verdot, the Sephiroth button, Hojo being consistent and AVALANCHE’s secret sponsor?! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

CAN SEPHIROTH BE MORE THAN JUST A MONSTER? On this episode, we discuss Sephiroth and whether or not we think we could be shown a different side to the infamous villain going forward in Remake. The Tale of Sephiroth is a tragic one after all. Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

THE ZACK IS BACK BABY! On this episode, we Shotgun our way through Before Crisis with chapters 7 & 8! We talk about AVALANCHE’s hidden secret, FINALLY meeting some new Turks, the return of Zack and Verdot’s sussery! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

TURK ON THE STREETS, RUDE IN THE SHEETS! On this episode, we jump back into Before Crisis with chapters 5 & 6! We discuss Cloud’s introduction to swords, Shotgun’s character growth, analog future tech, good filler and Rude’s dating life Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

PROFESSOR GAST, YOU *ARE* THE FATHER! On this episode, we discuss Professor Gast and his increasingly apparent relevance to the story of FF7. Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

DON’T BRING A FIST TO A SHOTGUN FIGHT! On this episode, we continue our journey in Final Fantasy VII: Before Crisis! We talk Reno & Rude’s bromance, meeting the leader of AVALANCHE, video game references, returning disappointments, and Cloud in Gumby form! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

BEFORE LIFE CRISIS! On this episode, we begin our dive into Final Fantasy VII: Before Crisis! We talk Turks old and new, japanese flip phone tech, the intensity of AVALANCHE and pushing the Sephiroth button! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

REMEMBER TO BOOT YOUR CHADLEY IN SAFE MODE! On this episode, we talk about all things Chadley! What we think of him and what his future involvement in the series may be. We also talk about some voice acting and other random things! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

NOJIMA TIME! On this episode, we talk about Square alumni Kazushige Nojima and his many accolades as a writer! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

FIRST SOLDIER GETS THE WORM! On this episode, we talk about Final Fantasy VII The First Soldier’s new trailer from TGS, what secrets it holds and what flavor doritos it should have. Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

TGS? OH YES! On this episode, we discuss our hopes for TGS 2021 from Square Enix and some leaks about what we may see there. Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let's mosey! 

TORIYAMA TIME! On this episode, we discuss Motomu Toriyama, his past endeavors with Square Enix and his future as the new lead director for Remake! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

THEORY EXPLOSION! On this episode, we put on our tin foil hats and dive into certain theories involving Sephiroth, Hojo and…..Chadley? Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

ULTIMATE MANIA! On this episode, we continue/finish discussing the FF7 Remake Materia Ultimania Plus! Will any new theories be discovered? Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

ULTIMANIA TIME PLUS ULTRA! On this episode, we talk about the FF7 Remake Material Ultimania Plus! We go through certain translated snippets and give our thoughts and opinions on them! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

THE AMAZING YUFFIE WANTS YOU! On this episode, we finish our discussion on chapter 2 of INTERmission. We talk Scarlet’s work ethic, DEEPGROUND, the fate of Sonon, Yuffie’s future and much more! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST! On this episode, we begin our discussion on chapter 2 of INTERmission. We talk the fate of the Avalanche team, Sonon backstory, sassy Scarlet, foot stools, training wheels and much more! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

WUTAI BEBOP! On this episode, we finish our discussion on the first chapter of INTERmission. We talk Corneo's goons, jazzy chases, Yuffie & Sonon's comedy routine, being your own best hype man and much more! Thanks for listening! alright everyone, LETS MOSEY!

YOUR BOYS FINALLY MADE IT TO MIDGAR…AGAIN! On this episode, we begin to discuss the first chapter of INTERmission. We talk about Yuffie’s quirky ignorance, dark foreshadowing, feeling at home in the slums, Ramuh, meeting Sonon and much more! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

WE’RE ALWAYS READY FOR A ROUND OF FORT CONDOR! On this episode, we discuss the FF7R INTERmission’s main mini game, Fort Condor! We talk about its mechanics, appeal, implications on the rest of the world and much more! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

THEORY TIME! On this episode, we discuss our theories regarding the end of INTERmission, a certain puppy or two and much more! Thanks for listening! alright everyone, let's mosey! 

INTERMISSION, START! On this episode, we discuss our initial feelings on the INTERmission DLC including characters old and new, game feel, theories, definitely some SPOILERS and much more! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!

SEE YOU, SPACE GACKT! On this episode, we discuss saying goodbye to Dirge of Cerberus, the power of friendship and anime, wasted potential, hope for the future, GACKT and much more! Thanks for listening! Alright everyone, let’s mosey!