The Mexcellence Podcast

In Part 2 of this week’s Fantastic Voyage, Sam, Gerg and Gil get ESPOOKY once again with scary ass Detroit, Sam's lost innocence, scary stories from our childhood, what we would do if we were ghosts, and our scary laughs. Also, Gergie plugs ibtng.com as he was in an episode plugging The Mexcellence! www.ibtng.com

In Part 1 of this week’s Fantastic Voyage, Sam, Gerg and Gil get ESPOOKY when Gil reads our horoscopes, we get scared of Ebola, we find a half baby – half goat, and see a lady who had relations with MAN’s best friend…

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IN A GLORIOUS RETURN TO FORM, Sam, Gil and Gerg get confused about what show this is, why we were gone for the week, our trip to the Renaissance Faire, The Number Juan movie, Annabelle and our dislike for possessed dolls, Spiderman joining the MCU, Obi Wan’s movie trilogy, and Lando Calrissian: First Black Man in Space.

In this episode of Player Juan Podcast, Gerg, Sam and Gil discuss what games we’re playing, what game would be a good movie, what movie would be a good game, and we list our Top 3 Non-Human Sidekicks in Video Games.

On Part Two of the Fantastic Voyage, Gil, Gerg, and Sam talk about waiting in line for 44 hours, a person who wants to become a real life sex doll, what body mods we would do to ourselves if granted $50,000 and we shout out our new crew members!

In Part 1 of this week’s Fantastic Voyage, Sam, Gergie and Gil have the shortest West Coast Cantina episode yet, discuss Sam’s Treasure Chest, Gergie’s selling skills, a man who stabs a home intruder, our contingency plans if things go wrong and finally, the “Beef Taste Test.”

In Part Two of the Very Late Fantastic Voyage, we discuss small animal promotions, our hemp based stories, being mean to prostitutes, awkward love stories, Sam’s miserable love life and some good relationship advice.

In a very late Fantastic Voyage, Sammy, Gil and Gerg discuss a Mexican Assassin, give a shoutout to Ty for some artwork, Joan River’s surgery selfie, our “hashtag campaigns” after we die, taking pictures with the dead, ruining pizza and we go into the MXLNT confessional.

In Part 2 of our very first Player Juan Podcast, we discuss the games that defined our generation, Destiny, and what games we hate / make us rage! Also, our best outro yet!

In Part 1 of the FIRST episode of Player Juan Podcast, Gerg, Gil and Sam discuss what games hooked us into gaming, our childhood memories with the NES, and great unknown games.

In this weeks kid friendly Fantastic Voyage, Gil, Sam and Gerg call the cops on our parents, get beat by our parents, praise a 9 year old go kart superhero, tell you if we would drive for our drunk parents, wonder about the return of Jesus, and a praise the kid whole stole a bus in his jammies.

The Commitment to Mexcellence sports podcast has made its triumphant return! In Part 2 of our NFL Predictions episode, Gerg "El Coyote", Jason and Sam "The Anonymous Wombat" discuss the AFC/NFC South and West! We also predict who wins the Super Bowl and each Week One game!

The Commitment to Mexcellence sports podcast has made its triumphant return! In Part 1 of our NFL Predictions episode, Gerg, Jason and Sam discuss the AFC/NFC North and East!

In this MXLNT Special Report, Sammy responds to the Youtube video "How Not to React When Your Child Tells You That He's Gay" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w ) and explains what he would do if he were to have a gay child. To Donate: It Gets Better Project: https://secure.itgetsbetter.org/page/contribute National Gay and Lesbian Task Force: http://www.thetaskforce.org/issues (Donate Bu...

In a very NSFW Part 2 of this week’s The Fantastic Voyage, Gil, Sammy and Gerg talk about fighting comic book movies, gladiatorial proving grounds for kids, a Craigslist mom playing matchmaker for her son, historically bad sex, sexy tips, a fake kidnapping, relationship advice and post coital snacks!

On Part 1 of this week’s The Fantastic Voyage, we make the longest intro ever to discuss the Ice Bucket Challenge, California’s Water Crisis, early 80’s animal cartoons, the X-Treme decade that was the 90’s, and finally, American Gladiators.

Here we have our MXLNT of the Month podcast highlighting a person in the world who we are inspired by or provide a proper example for the world. This month, it is my friend Miroslava Garcia, who is a perfect example of what it means to be MXLNT.

In Part 2 of The West Coast Cantina, we discuss Hispanics being Hollywood’s new favorite filmgoer, the state of Latino’s role in cinema’s past, present, and future, and we take a crack at the Chicano / Latino / Hispanic name argument.

In Part 1 of this week's West Coast Cantina, we go into a big spoiler talk and gripe about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, making R movies PG-13 and have a very special crossover conversation with DoubleToasted.com!

In this episode of The Fantastic Voyage, Gil, Gerg and Sammy pay tribute to Robin Williams, deal with a Nazi surprise, take a mace to the face, and finally, we immerse ourselves into different cultures.

In Part Two of The Fantastic Cantina, we talk about getting revenge on shitty kids, a mom calling the cops after finding her son’s porno, our experiences finding porno pre-internet, and embarrassing boner stories.

Sorry for the delay folks! Because we missed out on last week's Fantastic Voyage, we're mixing it into our regularly scheduled West Coast Cantina! In Part 1 of our combo podcast The Fantastic Cantina, Sam, Gerg and Gil give our thoughts on Guardians of the Galaxy, The Number Juan movie and the rest of em, Gilbert’s mental breakdown over the Ninja Turtles, and conclude with a snake heist and a raci...

In Part 2 of this week’s West Coast Cantina, we discuss the potential all female Ghostbusters 3 cast, Gil and Gerg write Hollywood a romantic comedy and female driven comedy, Mexican Folklore, our stupid mutant powers and we answer questions from our fans!

In Part 1 of this week's West Coast Cantina, we cast the Street Fighter movie, talk about the record breaking weekend for Guardians of the Galaxy, The Ninja Turtles and their many knockoffs, and Orlando Bloom vs Justin Bieber.