The Metal Gamers Podcast

World disasters, a lack of news, and hard work week have made for a short episode, but we have a long ASMR diatribe about Joe's oven and "Frozen Pizza" setting. So.... there's that.  Join Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, and Joe as we talk about really nothing. We have some goofs, we have some laughs. Next week we expect a lot of new things to come about, so stay tuned. Check out our Patreon for exclusive...

We had a rough week, and we are in rare form. There isn't much going on for gaming news, so we just kind of let it all loose. Join Micah, Kyle, Joe, Josh, and Michael for a fun episode of nonsense. We apologize in advance. Check out our Patreon for exclusive and early content: https://www.patreon.com/themetalgamerspodcast Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalgamerspodca...

My name is Doug Hugem, I'm here to read bible scripture and give hugs, and I'm all out of huuugs. Join Michael, Josh, Micah, Kyle, and Joe as we get introed in Wrestling style. We talk about all the new UE5 and PlayStation news, make fun of each other, and pray for the big sleep. Our topic this week was what music album could you turn in to a video game, we got some interesting answers. Keep an ey...

Sometimes you gotta dress like an 80's coke lord to get your friends to kiss you. Join Joe, Michael, Micah, Josh, and Kyle as we talk, hopefully for the last time on the main show, about Final fantasy 7 Remake. We also seem to be confused about what game play reveal means, usually that entails actual game play. If only there was a precedent set about what that term means, maybe Microsoft would hav...

Ubisoft has announced it's new Assassin's Creed title, Valhalla. Today we are also making a large announcement, our rap battle game show hosted by Viking legend, Ragnar Lothbrok, is also coming soon! Join Joe, Kyle, Micah, Michael, and Josh as we talk about Easter Eggs in video games, way too much Final Fantasy, and that icky sticky honey. Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalga...

If you find yourself infected with laughter due to this episode, a quick injection of bleach will do the trick. It's the hottest trend anyway. Join the increasingly full time host Joe, as well as Micah, Michael, Kyle, and Josh as we go over more Final Fantasy 7 Remake, some actual gaming news, and the Faygo beverage companies imminent collapse. Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/theme...

We all dream of the final day we get to leave our fleshy form and join Mr. Skeletal's skeleton army as a strong skeleton soldier blessed with good calcium and strong bones. But there does live another skeletal titan, who dares to stand against our own. ALEX BONES! Ignore the fact that Khajit are putting skooma in the water that's turning the freekin' Nords gay, and join Josh, Micah, Kyle, Michael,...

Anime is cool, games are cool...... but what if we put them together? This week, join Micah, Kyle, Joe, Michael, and Josh as we talk about the most recent big hitter, Final Fantasy 7: Remake. We also talk about what games should get the Far Cry: Blood Dragon treatment, the answer..... is everything, duh. The world is your oyster, and you can only open them if you have machine gun hands. Facebook g...

People are always so unhappy, a game developer gives them new content at a fair price, and they always say " bUt I wAnT mORe!" I'm here to tell you to look down, and see with your special eyes, that you have already attained more, you idiot. Join Michael, Josh, Micah, Kyle, and Joe as we talk about DOOM's headbanging brick wall, new Call of Duty releases, and world news..... sorta. This episode wa...

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing New Horizons have released and we have a question. WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!? Join Joe, Kyle, Micah, Josh, and Michael as we talk about more covid-19 business controversy, great new games, and what you should be playing during the apocalypse. SO much was cut from the episode, as social distancing has made my friends, and myself, completely insane. We can't even rec...

LOOK OUT WADE COUNTY, WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU!..... I think we got him killed.... We have been playing some of the new Call of Duty: Warzone, and it's been a great time, for us at least. Join Michael, Kyle, Micah, Josh Goodwyne, Josh Goodwyne, Josh Goodwyne, Josh Goodwyne,  and Josh Goodwyne, as we talk about Michael's recovery from NOT the the coronavirus, the world shutting down due to the c...

It's New Gear Day here in the studio, and the podcast has never sounded so crisp. Join Josh, Micah, Kyle, and Michael as we talk threw some new SM7Bs and prove once again that we should have the ability to create a podcast taken away from us. -South X Southwest has been canceled, E3 is in danger. We have a common enemy, it's name..... CORVID-19, the coronavirus. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS! PLEASE! -F...

The coronavirus is causing the gaming world to come to a screeching halt as the infection spreads world wide...... WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. Join Kyle, Micah, Michael, and Josh as we talk about the gritty reboot of Pacman x Max Payne, the Monster Hunter movie, and the real life game of Plague Inc. Is Anthem a good game? No. But why are my friends playing it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join the Facebook group: http...

HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE ASTROLOGIAN?! HOW!? Join Josh, Michael, Kyle, Micah, and occasionally [REDACTED] as we get angry about petty things. We also go over your fantastic questions in a pretty long Topics section. Stay hydrated my friends, and drive with your eyes closed. Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalgamerspodcast/ Follow us on Instagram: @themetalgamerspodcast, @...

Love is in the air, in this corporate holiday time of year. Join Joe, Kyle, Micah, Josh, and Michael as we talk about company's who love their games, and those who don't. Who are your favorite romances? Doom Guy and Isabelle are definitely a thing, but to what facet? Teach a Doom Slayer to fish, and he will murder an entire plane of existence. Patreon and premium content coming VERY soon. Join the...

Blizzard has once again fucked it up. Join Michael, Kyle, Micah, and Josh as we talk about more Final Fantasy 14 and Control, along with the funniest topic discussion we have had yet. Patreon and premium content coming VERY soon. Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalgamerspodcast/ Come play FFXIV with us! Crystal Data Center, Diabolos Server. Our Free Company (Guild) is...

Due to a long and exhausting trip, we did not record a full episode but we will be back next week! In the mean time, a while back we recorded us trying to convince Micah to play FFXIV with us, for which we succeeded. Now we are using it to convince you as well! Come play FFXIV with us! Crystal Data Center, Diabolos Server. Our Free Company (Guild) is called the Hydro Homies. Stay Hydrated, and Hai...

Have you ever had a problem with making an account for anything?.... Yeah, me either. Join Kyle, Michael, Josh, Micah, and Joe as we argue about.... just about everything. Lot's of frustration have been vented out, and we all feel better now. Thank you. Lil' Squee-Squee for President 2020. Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalgamerspodcast/ Follow us on Instagram: @full...

Title Card: The day before recording the podcast.... "Guys, it's time for the new character announcement, GET HYPED." "God I hope it's Dante, whatever it is I'm sure it will be sick." "It's starting.... looks like it's...... wait....... WHO THE FUCK IS BYLETH" Join Kyle, Micah, Josh, Michael, [[REDACTED]], and a phoned in call with now friend of the show Daniel Raulerson as we talk about all the b...

It's 2020 and it's time to reflect on our OBJECTIVE opinions on what the best games of the decade were.  Join MIchael, Kyle, Josh, and Micah as we talk sugar on the best of the best. Are we right? Yes. Are you wrong? No. Everyone is right, unless you said Kingdom Hearts 3 or Anthem, then you are very wrong. Next week we will go over your best selections of the decade.  Join the Facebook...

This week on..... wait... WHAT IS THAT..... AAAAHHHHGHGHG THE DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING, YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN THE PIZZA CATEGORY, BOW DOWN TO PAPA JOHN, YOUR NEW RULER AAAAAAHHHHGHGHGGH...... Join Papa Micah, Michael, Josh, and Kyle as we talk about a year of some pretty good games, and an insane year of great games to come. Do not buy pizza wraps from gas stations. Join the Facebook group: https:...

If we learned anything while working in music and media, is that you can do anything and just call it something else. Join Josh, Kyle, Micah, and Michael as we talk about this year coming to a close, and all the good work the SCP Foundation does. Sentient toasters are a real big issue these days. You do not recognize the bodies in the water. One more thing, watch out for the birthday monkey. Join...

If you're a guest on this podcast, you better be ready to fight for the pleasure of the listeners. THEY MUST BE ENTERTAINED! Join Michael, Kyle, Josh, Micah, special guest Mitchell Crawford, and a brief appearance by Alex Kelley. Rest in peace, Alex. Join us as we talk about good food, bad advertising, and ugly player created characters. Somebody got shitty car movie actors in my VGAs, now they're...

This week we.... we uhhh.... um..... Join Kyle, Michael, Josh, Micah, and VERY special guest Alex Kelley accompanied by a symphony of crickets. We half drunkenly talk about postmortem leveling, the great(ish) history of the Playstation, and Danny Raulerson, our greatest frenemy.  Remember, we love everyone no matter where you live. From Whorida, to Brokelahoma, to CaLITfornia, you are great p...

It's a slow week in gaming so you now what that means. Yep, it's bring you own Mayonnaise night at The Metal Gamer's Podcast. Join Michael, Kyle, Josh, Micah, and best dressed part time host Joe as we talk about racist role-play, chiral network pornography, and the worldwide annual celebration of genocide. Have yourself a nice chug of mayo, and prepare for audible moister. Join the Facebook group:...