The Men of Action Podcast

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, the monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Rock Roshambo are 2003's "The Rundown" & 2010's "Fas...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, the monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2, 1980's nostalgic action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Eighties Beat Down are 1982's "The Beastmaster" & 1986's "Avenging...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, the monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2 kick ass Steven Seagal action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Seagal Slap Fight are 1991's "Out For Justice" & 1992's "Under Sie...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, the monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2 kick ass Jean Claude Van Damme action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Van Damme A Ling A Ding Dong Kickoff are 1994's "Timecop" & 1993&#3...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, the monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2 kick ass Scott Brother action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Scott Family Showdown are Tony Scott's "The Last Action Hero" (1991) & Ridl...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, our new monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2 kick ass Arnold Schwarzenegger action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Schwarzenegger showdown are The Running Man (1987) & Red Dawn (1988). Along t...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to our new monthly action movie centric show entitled Men of Action. Each month we will pit 2 kick ass action flicks from an action star or director's catalog against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. This month's contestants in our Violent Christmas Movie Showdown are, Fatman (2020) &am...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to your monthly ass chafing. We conclude our 3 month journey into Bayhem with our 3rd and final explosive episode dedicated to putting to rest, once and for all, the age old question: Is Michael Bay an action auteur or is he just a flashy horse shit artist? Returning one last time to help us close out this 3 month journey through the explosive filmograp...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to your monthly ass chafing. We continue our 3 month journey into Bayhem with the 2nd of 3 explosive episodes dedicated to putting to rest, once and for all, the age old question: Is Michael Bay an action auteur or is he just a flashy horse shit artist? Returning to help us out with this 3 month journey through the explosive filmography of Michael Bay,...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to our 2nd Season of monthly ass chafings and Tom fuckery. What better way to kick off Season 2 than with 3 explosive episodes dedicated to putting to rest, once and for all, the age old question: Is Michael Bay an action auteur or is he just a flashy horse shit artist? To help us out on this 3 month journey into Bayhem, is our first ever special guest,...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we try to decipher if The Godfather Part 3 is an unnecessary sequel or a worth edition to the Godfather franchise. Along the way we will defecate all over Wes Anderson's latest quirky offering "Asteroid City" as well as the "Silence of the Lambs" wannabe "To Catch A Killer". You&...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we try to decipher if Dune is a beautifully shot snorefest or a masterful adaptation. Along the way we will defecate all over one of Liam Neeson's latest geriatric action films "Blacklight" as well as the tedius slasher flick "The Price We Pay". You'll also get our recommendations for...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we sidetrack from our usual rants to focus on some listener email and give our rebuttal to show fluffer, Ernest Bass. Along the way we will defecate all over Ari Aster's "Beau Is Afraid" and the latest Evil Dead entry "Evil Dead Rise". You'll also get our recommendations for our must s...

Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we will be discussing how 2013's "Evil Dead" gave the franchise a much needed adrenaline shot after the abysmal "Army of Darkness" as well as offering up to you our belief that "John Wick 4" is a modern action movie masterpiece. Along the way we will take a big ole peanut filed s...

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we will be discussing how the MCU died along with Iron Man in Avengers: End Game as well as exposing how shitty of a slasher film Scream is. Along the way we will take a big ole bunny sized shit on Marlowe and Michael Bay’s patriotic propaganda pile of horse shit, 13 Hours. You'll also get our recommendations for our must see movie or TV show fo...

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we will be discussing which films we'd like to see surprise the fuck out of the Oscar's and take home the award for Best Picture. One's about a dead guy who swings his hips a lot and the other is the sequel to one of the most homoerotic films of all time. Along the way we'll be taking some large shits on The Whale and Infinity Pool....

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we will be discussing how the Mission Impossible Franchise is better than the James Bond Franchise as well as posing to you, our listeners, that Daniel Craig is the best James Bond. Along the way we will take a big ole cupid sized shit on Snake Eyes: GI Joe Origins and Netflix's latest dog turd tonic, The Gray Man. You'll also get our recommendation...

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we will be discussing how John Wick (2014) has ruined the action movie as well as posing to you, our listeners, that not only is Tim Burton's Batman films better than those of Christopher Nolan's but Michael Keaton is the best Batman. This month we will revisit our Top 5 favorite films from 2022 and the 5 biggest piles of horse shit from 2022 you ne...

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we will be "Dropping A Bruce" as we pose to you, our listeners, that Die Hard (1988) is in fact a motherfucking Christmas movie & we will also spotlight Hudson Hawk (1991) as a bat shit crazy fun action comedy that you need to revisit. Along the way we will take a big ole reindeer sized shit on Disney+'s Book of Boba Fett and the completely fuck...

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we pose to you, our listeners, that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) is in fact the best Indiana Jones sequel & we enlighten you on the fact that James "I Want to Fuck Aliens" Cameron's CGI bukkake fest, Avatar (2009), is nothing more than a steaming pile of shit, CGI heavy ripoff of Fern Gully. Along the way we will tak...

Welcome to your monthly ass chaffing. This month we pose to you, our listeners, that the ending of "Heat" (1995) is not only a Hollywood cliche ridden pile of shit, but keeps it from being a classic film & "War of the Worlds" (2005) ending is not only fitting, but well deserved. Along the way we will take a double licorice filled shit on Licorice Pizza as well as recommend to you our must see...

Welcome to the maiden voyage of the S.S. Ass Chafer. This month we pose to you, our listeners, that "The Lone Ranger" (2013) is a better movie than "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" (2003) & "Goodfellas" (1990) is a better movie than "The Godfather" (1972). Along the way we'll take a shit on Rambo and Michael Bay's last pile of horse shit as well as recommend to you our must...

Introducing the Cheeky Basterds. An irreverent monthly podcast hosted by The Notorious Scott K (The Church of Tarantino Podcast & Kill, Marry, Smash, Eat Podcast) & The Cynical Steve Smith (The Way Past Cool Podcast). Each month these 2 middle-aged jackasses spew their unsolicited & unpopular opinions about film, TV, directors, actors, characters & pop culture franchises in an effo...