Pat Johnston

The Melting Pat

Comedy EN ↓ 591 episodes

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

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Pat Johnston

Episodes

Episode 16: Return Your Slippers and Listen Up! We're Resolution-ing! 02.01.2016 53:45

Pat talks gift returns, previews OAK @ KC for NFL Week 17, and shares weird news and music news. He also plays a tune from Confusion Only, dishes on New Year's Resolutions, gets a Flyers Update, and gives a fun fact!

Episode 15: Grab Your Family and Go See STAR WARS! 26.12.2015 1:03:03

Pat rambles on holidays, Packers and Cardinals for NFL Week 16, office Christmas cards, Star Wars, and more.

Episode 14: Merry Christmas, Light Bulb Lady! 19.12.2015 47:36

Pat tells his favorite retail story, rambles on the meaning of Christmas, shares what's on our wishlists, gets a Flyers Update from The Captain, and more!

Episode 13: Get Small Bills and Buy Some Popcorn, We've Got HOTSTOVE (and TLC)! 12.12.2015 1:43:14

Pat rambles on breaking big bills, 49ers at Browns for NFL Week 14, and music news. Plus: a tune from Kim Jong Ill, baseball and WWE talk with Matt Shaw, fan mail, and more.

Episode 12: Get Your ID and Put on Your Cargos, We're Saving Christmas Turtles! 05.12.2015 53:46

Pat rambles on unsigned credit cards, Colts at Steelers for NFL Week 13, music news, weird news, office decorations, and more before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

Episode 11: Check Your Coupons and Get Home, We Need Ugly Sweaters! 28.11.2015 38:22

Pat rambles on coupons, Patriots at Broncos for NFL Week 12, music news, ugly Christmas sweaters, and some real talk for the holidays.

Episode 10: Happy Thanksgiving! Now Stay Home and Have Fun! 21.11.2015 44:23

Pat rambles on Black Friday, Bengals at Cardinals for NFL Week 11, shopping on Thanksgiving, WWE Survivor Series, and why we're thankful.

Episode 9: Keep Your Lies Quiet, We're Looking Toward the Hall! 14.11.2015 1:04:50

Pat tells a holiday return story, talks MIN @ OAK for NFL Week 10 and MLB HOF (with an old radio pal, Brian Kaelber). Plus he rants on bathroom conversations, shares music news, gets a Flyers Update from The Captain, and has a fun fact!

Episode 8: Wait Your Turn, It's HOTSTOVE Time! 07.11.2015 35:34

Pat rambles on long lines, Packers at Panthers for NFL Week 9, music news, and more before The Captain stops by with a Flyers Update.

Episode 7: Grab Your Costume and Hit the Lights, It's Halloween! 31.10.2015 45:58

Happy Halloween! Pat rambles on our best and worst candy, favorite Halloween traditions, lights on for safety, giving out not candy, and the golden rule. Plus, NFL and MLB notes, a fun fact, and a Flyers Update from The Captain.

Episode 6: A Something Provocative Reunion (f Kim Jong Ill + Sweatpants)! 24.10.2015 1:41:04

Pat welcomes his dear friend, Tim Donnelly, to the show to chat about sweatpants, sports, and least favorite video game characters. Then Kim Jong Ill joins the show to chat about songwriting, mouth noises, and much more before we play their latest song. Plus: a concert recap, baseball notes, and a Flyers Update from The Captain.

Episode 5: Nevermind the Painting, Get a Load of That Tattoo! 17.10.2015 43:11

Pat shares a listener retail story, talks face tattoos, sports notes, and more - plus The Captain makes his debut with a Flyers Update.

Episode 4: You'd Better Pay, We Need Food to Watch Sports! 10.10.2015 33:17

Pat rants on working for free, shares some weird news, talks MLB playoffs, and more.

Episode 3: Calm Down and Cool Off, It's Almost Playoff Time! 03.10.2015 49:01

Pat talks being too early for Christmas, music news, hot flashes, MLB playoff races, and more.

Episode 2: Don't Be a Dummy, You Know It'll Be Human! 26.09.2015 48:01

Pat talks closing during the day, gender reveal parties, MLB news, and more.

Episode 1: Grab Your ID Already, That Kid's on a Leash! 19.09.2015 53:49

Pat talks throwing IDs, WWE Night of Champions, kid leashes, Fall TV, and more.