Pat Johnston

The Melting Pat

Comedy EN ↓ 591 episodes

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

Author

Pat Johnston

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

redcircle.com

Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 116: Ring the Bell and Check Your Ego, the Agents are Back! 02.12.2017

Pat recaps his Thanksgiving fun (4:15), rambles on Taco Bell weddings (12:53), previews DET at BAL for NFL Week 13 (19:02), rants on dudes being jerks (23:07), shares what's new in entertainment and on his TV (31:54), plays a tune from Jacob Cade (38:55), talks a little baseball (43:10), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (46:39)!

Episode 115: Don't Be Dumb, Stay Home and Stuff Yourself! 23.11.2017

Pat rants on Thanksgiving shoppers (5:40), rambles on saying the wrong thing (9:06), shares some entertainment news (17:31), and recalls his time as a salesman (21:28). Plus being a grunt (29:26), Giants at Redskins for NFL Week 12 (34:45), a little HOTSTOVE (37:14), a tune from Part Time Bear (40:22), and a bunch of thanks (44:15)!

Episode 114: Read the Fine Print, We'll Trade Pounds for Homers! 18.11.2017

Pat rambles on fat pants (2:17), and his favorite coupon (8:52), previews Rams at Vikings for NFL Week 11 (16:59), tells a cautionary job hunting story (20:51), and breaks down the card for WWE Survivor Series (30:51). Plus what's new in entertainment (36:46), a tune from Yoko and the Ohno's (44:19), a recap of the MLB awards (48:02) and a little HOT STOVE (52:29)!

Episode 113: Grab Your Keys and Let's Get Some Real Pants! 11.11.2017

Pat rambles on defrosting (3:35), thanking Veterans (5:04), getting picked on by comics (6:28), rants on rips (11:45), and tells a cautionary retail story (17:32). Plus Saints at Bills for NFL Week 10 (25:52), some new movies and games (30:00), a tune from Point North (34:34), some baseball news (38:13), remembering Roy Halladay (40:52), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (46:21)!

Episode 112: Take a Break and Turn Your Head, We've Got Sweet Tunes! 04.11.2017

Pat rambles on adult responsibilities (3:28), the Linkin Park tribute show (6:56), Harry Potter Halloween (8:42), candle coupon trouble (13:30), a tune from A Story Told (23:32), a texting patpeeve (28:18), a head-spinning transit tale (33:37), Broncos at Eagles for NFL Week 9 (36:42), what's new in entertainment (40:45), a tune from Half Past Seven (45:36), a World Series recap (49:47), a Fly...

Episode 111: Tricks, Treats, and Log Cabins 28.10.2017

Pat talks Mall-o-Ween (3:38), giving out not candy (10:38), pranks and tricks (15:15), the rule with lights (17:45), answers fan questions on hay rides/corn mazes (22:51), his best [and worst] Halloween moment (24:33) and costume (26:09), Halloween's golden rule (32:41), and more!

Episode 110: What's the Buzz? It's Amateur Hour 21.10.2017

Pat rambles on making progress (3:11), outlines stand-up etiquette (6:34), previews ATL at NE for NFL Week 7 (13:16), and rants on bad dudes (16:03). Plus what's new in entertainment (26:20), a song from A New Nowhere (35:42), some exciting rasslin news (40:02), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (44:30)!

Episode 109: Here's Some Relief For the Fall: The Captain is Back! 14.10.2017

Pat rambles on what he's been up to (4:25), tells an outraged customer tale (9:16), previews TB @ ARI for NFL Week 6 (16:09), and shares what's new in entertainment (19:37). Plus a tune from Bleached (27:48), MLB playoffs (32:41), our first Flyers Update of the season (38:45), getting less fat (44:09), and a funny fall story (46:46)!

Episode 108: Cancel the Pre-order, We've Got Free Bonuses! 07.10.2017

Before welcoming a guest to the show, Pat rambles on free baseball (3:18), answers a fan question (8:57), previews CAR @ DET for NFL Week 5 (11:04), and lets you know about some new movies (14:12). Then, Brendan from Almost Better Than Silence makes his TMP debut! On tap: a pair of new games (18:46), sidebar to the perils of preordering (20:39), issues with early access (30:10), buying games for m...

Episode 107: Don't Be a Dope, Let's Entertain Ourselves 30.09.2017

Pat talks helping Americans (4:01), rants on current events (5:13), and gets excited about Fall TV (21:06). Plus Rams at Cowboys for NFL Week 4 (26:19), what's new in entertainment (29:07), games he's playing (35:59), and more!

Episode 106: Grab Your Bags and Find a Closet, We're Talking Tunes with Timmy! 23.09.2017

Pat rambles on talking to strangers and weird habits (3:25), gives a fitness update (6:28), praises great customer service (8:27), explains bag bingo (12:02), previews KC @ SD for NFL Week 3 (18:43), and shares what's new in entertainment (23:23). Plus a conversation with Timmy Rasmussen from 7 Minutes in Heaven (33:40), a tune from the band (54:17), the week in MLB (57:49), a bus stop anecdot...

Episode 105: It's Never Too Early to Talk About Me! 16.09.2017

Pat reminisces on two years at the network (4:02), rambles on fitness goals (8:12), previews GB/ATL for NFL Week 2 (11:33), shares what's new in entertainment (13:52), exciting news from Nintendo (23:24), a tune from Band of Heathens (25:52), the week in MLB (31:20), a classic patpeeve (39:23), and more!

Episode 104: Teaming Up to Grab the Crag for Olmec 09.09.2017

Pat rambles on his NFL contest (3:32) and celebrates himself (6:03) before loyal listener, Jen, joins the show to break down the best 80's and 90's Nickelodeon game shows - as voted by you (7:47)! They recall their favorite (and least favorite) hosts, best theme songs and prizes, speculate on which shows could work today, and so much more!

Episode 103: Watch the Trash, It Doesn't All Look Alike! 02.09.2017

Pat talks hurricanes (4:13), online morons (5:27), an early-morning adventure (7:34), and what's new in entertainment (11:44). Plus a tune from Half Past Seven (18:55), a few baseball notes (23:22), and what's on tap going forward!

Episode 102: Double-booked at Booth 36 26.08.2017

Pat rants on bad neighbors (5:35), rambles on Sunday shopping (7:24), and shares what's new in entertainment (11:51). Plus a conversation with Danny Schmitz from Lost in a Name on Back to the Future and living room tours (20:25), a tune from the band (42:11), and Josh returns to break down the MLB Wildcard races (48:08)!

Episode 101: Summerslamming Back to the Hill 19.08.2017

Pat rambles on the world (3:32), gives an update on his Twitter goal (4:21), pranks a commuter (6:15), previews WWE SummerSlam (11:27), shares what's new in entertainment (20:39), plays a tune from Vix Sambi (30:49), some MLB (34:47) and NBA news (38:34), and big news for Arlen (39:55)!

Episode 100: WTF? It's Charlie Saxton Day! 12.08.2017

At the century mark of the podcast, Pat rambles on being grateful, does a little singing, and more.  Then, after eight years of saying "let's do this," it finally happened: Pat sat down with longtime pal, actor Charlie Saxton (9:37)! They talked doing stand-up, video game voiceovers, animation vs live action, the process of getting on a TV show, being professional, and so much more! Pl...

Episode 99: Like a Smoothie For Your Ears 05.08.2017

Pat rambles on workout progress (3:52), diet cleansing (8:29), awkward sunburn (10:51), being back on Instagram (13:12), and some TV he's been watching (13:54). Plus what's new in entertainment (15:47), a tune from Lost in a Name (25:25), the week in MLB (30:47), and more!

Episode 98: Pipe Down and Get Ready, the Deadline is Near! 29.07.2017

Pat talks about his Twitter goal (3:25), remembers Chester Bennington (8:30), and calls out cashiers (13:59). Plus what's new in entertainment (21:00), a song from September Sky (27:18), trading baseballs with Josh (31:47), and more!

Episode 97: So You Know I Know You Know 22.07.2017

Pat rambles on conditioning your air (4:02), being less fat (6:19), ornament premiere (9:33), and rants on National Hot Dog Day (10:59). Plus a WWE Battleground preview (14:07), what's new in entertainment (23:18), the trouble with trailers (29:33), a tune from Part Time Bear (32:45), some baseball (37:59), and more!

Episode 96: Almost Better Than Melting 15.07.2017

Pat has the host of Almost Better Than Silence, Doug Coleman, join the show for some fun this week. They talk milestone episodes (2:29), condiment conundrums (3:24), recording fireworks (7:21), and being too social (11:51). Plus what's new in entertainment (13:58), the difficulty of older games (29:39), Castlevania on Netflix (35:18), games they've been playing (55:30), and plenty of tange...

Episode 95: Pick Your Steak and Sign Your Check, We're Playing Forever! 08.07.2017

Pat rambles on Texas Roadhouse (3:52), details working summer holidays (8:27), previews some rasslin (10:59), and shares what's new in entertainment (19:24). Plus a great idea for SEGA Forever (23:03), a tune from Moonfall (26:10), a little baseball (31:34), and more!

Episode 94: Palindrome the Interruption: It's Bobby Bonilla Day! 01.07.2017

Back to normal this week, Pat rambles on bird attacks (4:09), his new video game (10:24), what's new in entertainment (11:50), a Modern Life reboot (15:42), and plays a song from The Jacob Cade Project (17:28). Plus MLB happenings (20:48), fan sections (24:56), Olympic add-ons (28:14), what's at the top of his Netflix queue (29:58), and the SNES Classic (30:58)!

Episode 93: A Hall of Fame Hot Dog Return (with Crash Bandicoot) 24.06.2017

Pat welcomes Josh back (via satellite) to recap a wonderful weekend! They talk N64 (1:58), the Baseball Hall of Fame (4:22), sweet dance moves (8:31), cardiac embarrassment (10:06), and Josh's first Phillies game (11:00). Plus hot dog/sandwich follow-up (14:45), what's new in entertainment (19:52), a tune from We Are Bandicoot (25:49), a few baseball tidbits (28:31), and McGregor vs Maywea...

Episode 92: Hot Dog and Baseball Sandwiches (presented by Kate McKinnon and Tupac) 15.06.2017

Pat welcomes Josh back to the show, this time in-person! They remember Adam West (3:34), talk some baseball (6:33), share upcoming entertainment (34:21), and have a lively discussion on hot dog sandwiches (43:03).

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