The Melting Pat

Pat rambles on post-lockdown plans (5:40), plays the latest tune from Midfield (19:34), and welcomes Danny Schmitz back to talk about the first two episodes of The Last Dance (24:42)! Check out Midfield on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here Support the show … Continue reading Episode 241:...

Pat rambles on reopening America (2:41), travel issues (4:31), and Rent-a-Center (8:25). Plus sharing senior pictures (13:52), the return of Charlie Saxton (20:12), and new music from MUCH BETTER (51:05)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Check out MUCH BETTER on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect … Continue reading Ep...

Pat rambles on new gear (4:21), going back to work (6:22), and two-day WrestleMania (14:48). Plus unpopular opinions (25:21), potential plans for baseball (42:09), the latest tune from Skarlett Riot (46:31), and more! Check out Skarlett Riot on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, and YouTube! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The … Continue reading Episode 239: Back fo...

Pat shares a quick life update before Matt Shaw returns to preview the most unique WrestleMania of all time (6:27)! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast Show notes

Josh returns in HD to ramble with Pat on missing sports (4:01), our favorite pasta dishes (7:28), and DOOM Eternal (22:20). Plus PC problems (28:00), betting on game shows (30:42), and the return of Rick Moranis (34:28)!

Pat welcomes Doug Coleman back to ramble on season three of Castlevania on Netflix!

Pat rambles on the news (3:32), the cereal vs. milk debate (14:59), and Degrassi (20:51). Plus a tune from Unquiet Nights (25:38), MLB notes on Christian Yelich and the new reliever rule (30:42), and a visit from The Captain (37:58)!

Pat rambles on steakhouses (3:20), shares the choices for the new US national anthem (8:33), plays a tune from the new VISTA EP (21:21), recaps some rasslin (26:33), and gets a visit from The Captain (31:33). Then: Maurice Rush makes his debut (37:02), Jill returns (51:23), and I dive in (1:00:04) to answer James Lipton’s famous ten questions.

After a visit from The Captain (2:35), Pat welcomes Phil and a debuting third man to preview AEW Revolution - and go on plenty of tangents along the way (6:36)!

After a bit of self-promotion Pat rambles on ski weekend (4:56), calling customer service (13:14), and the end of BoJack Horseman (26:56). Plus the latest tune from shallow pools (31:00), the Astros apology tour (35:25), the XFL (43:30), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (49:27)!

Pat welcomes back Doug Coleman (Almost Better Than Silence, Missed Out Records) to ramble on the Jeopardy!: The Greatest of All Time tournament (3:53), breaking up via text (22:53), and how Doug is going to start ripping off The Melting Pat (28:57)!

Pat rambles on the news (3:56), chatty cashiers (10:45), the Super Bowl (13:45), and licking monuments (17:38). Plus the truth behind a beloved character (24:50), a song from standards (32:15), and the Mookie Betts trade (36:39).

Pat rambles on repair updates (3:09), HelloFresh (7:18), seeing Point North (12:27), and shares a retail throwback (21:22). Plus the latest tune from Brooklane (31:27), MLB news and notes (35:58), KC vs. SF for Super Bowl LIV (41:55), and Kobe (45:49).

Phil and Joel return to preview the 2020 Royal Rumble - with lots of pizza grabbing, can opening, and tangents in between - and the Captain drops in after the credits!

Pat rambles on the news before getting into home repairs (6:07) and breaking up via text (11:30), and spins a tune from here/now (29:16). Plus the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs (34:59), punishment for the Astros (43:21), and a post-credits visit from The Captain!

Pat rambles on current events (2:10), decorating the studio (5:12), our favorite cereals (8:32), and what he’s been up to (28:25). Plus the latest tune from shallow pools (33:26), the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs (38:11), a Flyers Update from The Captain (49:03), and Facebook fun with Pride Nights (51:22)!

Pat rambles on resolutions and the new Jeopardy! tournament, blackouts (6:51), Kraft vs. Velveeta (9:47), and rants on office jerks (23:58). Plus expensive old games (29:19), a tune from Birthday Boy (37:08), NFL Wildcard Playoffs (42:45), some NBA news (52:18) and more!

Pat rambles on more holidays (2:04), his trip to the mall (8:56), Christmas fun (15:42), listener questions (19:01), and being audited at work (24:27). Plus music from Falyn (31:58), 49ers at Seahawks for NFL Week 17 (37:09), some MLB notes (40:15), New Year’s Eve plans (44:09), and a post-credits visit from The Captain!

Pat tells his favorite retail story (4:40), shares our favorite Christmas movies (17:53), reveals our wish lists (34:19), talks holiday traditions (48:37), and gets a post-credits visit from The Captain (1:03:49).

Pat rambles on getting a Christmas tree (4:52), enjoying his Sunday routine (8:58), people being overcharged (12:50), gift cards for Christmas (21:13), some new video games (35:06), a song from The Ones You Forgot (40:56), Texans at Titans for NFL Week 15 (46:33), MLB Winter Meetings notes (50:52), and more!

Pat yells about human obstacles (4:17), reveals our Cameo picks (11:43), rants on cafeteria debt (20:15), and rambles on video game stuff (26:52). Plus the latest tune from Point North (36:15), the cheating Astros (42:08), Seahawks at Rams for NFL Week 14 (52:41), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (56:56)!

Pat and Jill ramble on holidays in their new home before getting real about Hobby Lobby (5:50), yelling about automatic hand dryers (13:58), and hyping Castle Rock and The World According to Jeff Goldblum (18:32). Plus some Thanksgiving clapbacks (25:07), Bills at Cowboys for NFL Week 13 (30:23), and the Captain returns with a Flyers update (38:04)!

Pat remembers Dwight (2:42), rambles on well-written kids shows (21:11), and muses on MySpace bulletins (41:40). Plus a quick note on Google Stadia (51:21), a tune from Everway (54:28), Packers at 49ers for NFL Week 12 (58:51), and more!

Pat rambles on winter woes (3:35), pumpkin spice lattes (5:04), a Twitter tale on McCoupons (8:23), travel troubles (13:06), and our favorite urban legends (19:06). Plus what’s new in entertainment (32:21), a conversation with Elesa Marmo (39:39), a song from her new EP (56:01), and some sports stuff to wrap the show!

Phil and Joel make their debut in the dungeon to preview AEW Full Gear, talk pros and cons of the company thus far, and go on a bunch of rasslin tangents along the way. And The Captain stops by after the bell for an update on the Fly Guys!