Pat Johnston

The Melting Pat

Comedy EN ↓ 591 episodes

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

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Pat Johnston

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Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows 23.11.2020 10:31

Pat rambles on ninjas versus pirates, at the suggestion of a loyal listener. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower 22.11.2020 11:13

Pat talks about low-rent eBay: The Marketplace on Facebook. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here 21.11.2020 47:49

Pat rambles on messing with displays (3:22), having fun with Soundtrap and Twitch (13:56), AEW video games (16:50), and spins a new song from Halflives (21:46). Plus Colts at Packers for NFL Week 11 (26:29), a pair of MLB notes (29:09), and the Hall of Fame ballot (33:40)! Follow Halflives on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with The … Continue reading Episode 289: Your...

Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame 20.11.2020 11:39

Pat recalls the time he was on the baseball team. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 287: Hired From the Car 19.11.2020 13:11

Pat tells the tales of interviewing for internships in two very different ways. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 286: Mock Interview 18.11.2020 14:29

Pat remembers a time when he interviewed to be on a radio show. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been 17.11.2020 9:04

Pat tells of a segment that could have been: reading personal ads. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 284: For the Love of the Show 16.11.2020 13:02

Pat recalls the few times he was reprimanded during his live radio days. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee 15.11.2020 9:15

Pat rambles on what 2020 holidays will be like. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions 14.11.2020 47:23

Pat remembers Alex Trebek (2:14), rambles on democracy in the park (8:34), and shares your best ragequit stories (18:08). Plus the latest tune from Last Night Saved My Life (27:09), Bills at Cardinals for NFL Week 10 (31:42), and a bunch of MLB notes (35:10)! Follow Last Night Saved My Life on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 282: Now We H...

Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes 13.11.2020 10:18

Pat wonders aloud about people walking out of movies. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion 12.11.2020 9:50

Pat remembers a line from his Dad, and shares what else would have been in his new stand-up act. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place 11.11.2020 21:25

Pat rambles on the worst of his retail days. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph 10.11.2020 11:37

Pat rants on Instagram being the least user-friendly app in the game. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown 09.11.2020 1:07:19

Pat shares the answers from musicians to one of his favorite questions: How do your songs come together? Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet 08.11.2020 13:49

Pat rants on people being snitches on social media. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room 07.11.2020 46:10

Pat rambles on doing daily podcasts (4:02), election overload (7:04), another MLB blunder (11:50), and games he’s been playing (14:15). Plus the latest tune from ANSON (24:03), Saints at Buccaneers for NFL Week 9 (29:55), and AEW Full Gear (34:18)! Follow ANSON on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the … Con...

Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest 06.11.2020 15:43

Pat talks about an annual sale at the card store when “loyal customers” still didn’t understand how coupons worked. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble 05.11.2020 13:00

Pat rambles on the pros and cons of playing in a sports bubble. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense 04.11.2020 9:52

Pat rants on the problems with 24-hour news channels. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot 03.11.2020 6:40

Pat gets right to it to talk about the importance of casting your vote. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost 02.11.2020 10:30

Pat recalls the time his high school sent a very troubling letter home to Mom. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday 01.11.2020 14:34

Pat kicks off 30 episodes in 30 days by reminiscing about a great school holiday. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV 31.10.2020 42:39

Pat rambles about your favorite Halloween specials (4:44), shares a timely patpeeve (24:23), spins a festive tune from MUCH BETTER (28:24), recaps the World Series (30:07), and more! Check out MUCH BETTER on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by … Continue readi...

Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance 24.10.2020 36:37

Pat shares some big news (2:34), rambles on COVID wedding (6:47), and updates the WWE vs. Twitch patpeeve (9:32). Plus new music from shallow pools (19:00), World Series talk (23:36), and Steelers at Titans for NFL Week 7 (29:04)! Follow shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions … Continue readin...