Melissa Diaz

The Melissa Diaz Report

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Austin-based stand up comedian, podcaster and bookworm Melissa Diaz reports on current events. Some light humor. Some dark Humor. A lot of ranting. Tune in weekly, Monday/Wednesday/Friday, forever, or until the aliens invade.

Author

Melissa Diaz

Category

News

Podcast website

www.melissadiaz.com

Latest episode

Jun 10, 2026

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Episodes

Diaz Report with Special Guest Baby Sunday 04.08.2025

melissa rants about Epstein, A.I., Job numbers and the economy, Eric Adams and NYC corruption, Trump and Charlemagne the God (aka Lenard)

Nepo Baby Blues 31.07.2025

Melissa rants about Nepo babies, the Hunter Biden interview, conspiracy theories and how entertainment is being replaced with distraction.

Red Planet: Make America Martians Again 28.07.2025

Melissa rambles about biological determinism, how Texas is like the planet Mars, and the latest news about the US fertility rate, the Fed asking for donations via Venmo for bail us out of the national debt, data firm Astronomer hiring Gwyneth Paltrow as a PR stunt to distract the public from the Coldplay kiss cam debacle, and more.

Death of a Douchebag 24.07.2025

Melissa rants about the media, entertainment, and corporate douchebags

Celebrity vs Power: Which is the bigger turn on? 21.07.2025

Melissa rants about celebrities, Bill Cosby, aristocrats and CEOs getting caught in affairs.

A Curiously Good Weekend 14.07.2025

Melissa rants about loving her baby, Gene's birthday and being hired to interview people on Saturday in San Antonio about their politics.

Ms. Rachel and the Machine 07.07.2025

Melissa rants about Ms. Rachel, brainrot TV, quotes from Infinite Jest, Feath and Loathing in Las Vegas and how Boomers and Millennials are both fucking up their children.

Happy Hotdog Day. Sincerely, the Ayatollah 30.06.2025

Melissa rants about US politics, the news, Texas and the fashion industry.

Captain A.I. 'murica 23.06.2025

Palantir, Meta, OpenAI, And Thinking Machines Just Had Their Executives Sworn Into The US Army Reserve USA strikes Iranian nuclear facilities House Oversight Committee meeting on "Transhumanism"

No Kings Plz but Yes to the Military Industrial Complex 16.06.2025

Melissa rants about how protests are just glorified flash mobs now and how the news has always sucked.

Blackrock sues United Health for lack of profits 09.06.2025

Blackrock sues United Health for lack of profits

The Diaz Report for Wednesday Feb 5th 05.02.2025

(AP News) Atlanta rethinks clearing homeless camps after a man is crushed inside his tent (Wall Street Journal) CVS Wants to Help You Spend Less Time in CVS (The Guardian, NY Times) Google has confirmed it will rename the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America on Google Maps in the US, after an executive order from Donald Trump (Fast Company) Expository dialogue, often viewed as cringe, may be Netf...

Diaz Report for Monday Jan 6th 06.01.2025

Meta pulls fake AI accounts from Facebook and Instagram after public backlash, and more

Diaz Report for Monday Dec 30th 30.12.2024

- Jimmy Carter, America’s longest-living former president, dies at 100 Former President Jimmy Carter, a Nobel Peace Prize winner and the longest-living chief executive in U.S. history, has died (AP NEWS) - The mother of an OpenAI whistleblower demanded an FBI investigation into her son’s death, calling it a “cold-blooded murder declared by authorities as suicide (AP NEWS) - Aristotle becomes lates...

Diaz Report for Friday Dec 27th 27.12.2024

- Fact Check: AI-generated image mistaken as Luigi Mangione’s mugshot - Alabama profits off prisoners who work at McDonald’s but deems them too dangerous for parole - Vivek Ramaswamy Roasted for ‘Truly Amazing Non-Understanding’ of ’90s Television After ‘Boy Meets World’ Complaints

Diaz Report for Monday Dec 23rd 23.12.2024

Ex-OpenAI engineer who raised legal concerns about the technology he helped build has died (AP NEWS) Suspect in German Christmas market attack railed against Islam (AP NEWS)

Diaz Report for Friday Dec 20th 20.12.2024

(NYTIMES) George Santos, Disgraced Former Congressman, Still Wants Your Attention - After his lies and expulsion from Congress, and before his sentencing in February, George Santos chases the limelight with a party and a podcast. (MULTIPLE SOUCES - FOX, NYTIMES) Paris Hilton, politician and lobbyist, sells political merch and advocaates against child abuse (HOLLYWOOD REPORTER) Billionaires’ Surviv...

Diaz Report for Wednesday Dec 18th 18.12.2024

Prisoner CNN helped free from Syrian prison was actually notorious Assad regime torturer Suspect in UnitedHealthcare’s CEO killing charged with murder as an act of terrorism

Diaz Report for Monday Dec 16th 16.12.2024

- Sen. Chuck Schumer yesterday called for new technology to help local officials "determine what the heck is going on" with these drones reported over New York and New Jersey. - With fewer than 50% of New York City elementary and middle schoolers scoring proficient in reading on the most recent state tests, teachers said they want more training and other resources to help boost those numbers....

Diaz Report for Friday Dec 13th 13.12.2024

New Sean Combs accusations as 3 men allege they were raped by the entertainment mogul Lilly Phillips vows to bed 1000 men in 24 hours Ukraine provided support yo Syrian rebels More children watching porn than ever according to NYTimes report

Diaz Report for Wednesday Dec 11th 11.12.2024

Recent developments in the Luigi Mangionne case.

Diaz Report for Monday Dec 9th 09.12.2024

Jay Z accused of raping 13 year old with Sean Combs in 2000, United Health Care CEO shooter suspect taken into custody, Prison facility in California dubbed "rape club" scheduled to close in light of mismanagement and abuse

Diaz Report for Saturday Dec 8th 07.12.2024

Latest updates on the United Healthcare CEO slaying and Hauk Tuah meme coin scandal.

Diaz Report for Wednesday Dec 5th 04.12.2024

Melissa reports and provides commentary on the still-developing public assassination of United Health CEO Brian Thompson story.

Diaz Report for Monday Dec 2nd 02.12.2024

Congress. Yuck

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