The Measure of a Fan

Sarah Millman returns to the podcast, for the first episode we recorded after our unexpected hiatus! We watch the third part of the Vulcan Kir'Shara trilogy, PJ starts writing his prog rock epic, Mat forgets which show we're watching and Eliot would literally rather be doing anything else. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Gavin Mitchell Follow the podcast on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠...

PJ, Mat and Eliot are back, after their surprise enforced hiatus. Sorry about that folks. It means we're celebrating our second birthday, two months late, by looking at Awakening! More Vulcan shenanigans are underway, as T'Pau and the Syrrannites have captured Archer and T'Pol, and Soval is now the Enterprise's science office, for some reason? We're back, with that same half-ar...

Baz Greenland returns to the podcast, to join PJ, Mat and Eliot as they embark on the big Vulcan storyline for Enterprise's fourth season. An attack on the Earth embassy on Vulcan leads to tragedy, a conspiracy is uncovered, and there are mind melds all over the place. Plus! How far can you push your dreams? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and...

PJ, Mat and Eliot watch the final part of the Augments trilogy, as Doctor Soong's children try to ignite a war between Earth and the Klingon Empire. Can Captain Archer stop them? And does Eliot care? Spoiler: He does not. Plus! Can anyone put Mat in contact with Jake Johnson? He has ideas. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enj...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join the Enterprise crew as they try to track down Doctor Soong and his augment children! They ask the question, if an augment child isn't augmented in any way, is he an augment, or is he just a bloke? Plus! Phlox's pen pal appears! In person! Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would lik...

PJ, Mat and Eliot are very happy to see special guest star Brent Spiner show up on Enterprise, as Doctor Arik Soong! And we're getting a story that ties into the Eugenics War and Khan! Is Enterprise finally becoming the prequel series it maybe should've been all along? Plus! Who want an Ensign Jeffrey spin-off? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook...

Doctor Andy Porwitzky joins PJ, Mat and Eliot again to watch Home, the episode which sets up the rest of season 4. Archer climbs a mountain, Trip meets T'Pol's mother, and Phlox is on the receiving end of some xenophobia. Plus! Learn about the time Mat was put in charge of an actual ship. Sort of. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If...

PJ, Mat and Eliot watch the thrilling conclusion to Storm Front, the two-parter which opens Enterprise's fourth season! Archer has to team up with one of his campest enemies to stop the nazi aliens from altering the timeline. Plus, where would we work if we travelled to the distant future? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enj...

PJ, Mat and Eliot are back, to start watching the final season of Enterprise. Is the season that will finally convince Eliot to like Star Trek? If this episode is anything to go by, it probably won't. Plus! Eliot gets himself cancelled. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can...

PJ, Mat and Eliot have finally reached the end of Enterprise's third season. Archer, Hoshi and Malcolm are chasing Dolim and the Xindi weapon to try and stop the Earth from being destroyed, while T'Pol takes the Enterprise to try and deactivate the spheres. And there's the ending no one expected. How will Eliot react to that? Listen on to find out. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follo...

PJ, Mat and Eliot have reached the penultimate episode of Enterprise season three, just in time for everything to kick off! There are explosions everywhere. But that's our fault for recording an episode the evening before Fireworks Night in the UK. Our bad! Don't worry, it only becomes noticeable towards the end. Oh, also, we talk about Star Trek. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join Captain Archer as he finally confronts the Xindi Council, but the Sphere Builders are determined to ensure the Earth is destroyed. Plus, which 80s kids cartoon had the best theme tune? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join the Enterprise crew as they encounter another Enterprise from the future, that is somehow also from the past. It's a whole thing. A really weird thing. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com Check out Eliot's music on Soundc...

As Captain Archer tries to convince the Xindi that they're being manipulated, Trip tries to deal with the loss of a crewman that brings up memories of his sister. Also, eggs, neck braces, and the dangers posed by the Honey Monster. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can buy u...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join the Enterprise crew as they try to recover from the beating the Xindi gave them last week. Archer's a prisoner of the Xindi, T'Pol's getting emotional, and Hoshi's regretting not taking up the piano. Everything's a mess. Plus! The hidden secret boss of the Xindi council is just suddenly here! Hooray? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram...

Comic creator, podcast presenter and Safe Space warden, Vince Hunt, joins PJ, Mat and Eliot as they finally arrive at Azati Prime. Yes, the Enterprise crew has finally found the Xindi weapon! It's a packed episode, including murder, self-sacrifice, emotions, time travel and Crewman Daniels. Who doesn't love Crewman Daniels? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagra...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join Archer on a Xindi insectoid ship, where he gets sprayed in the face by a weird substance. He then starts acting strangely. Could the two possibly connected? Plus! Finally! PJ and Eliot have listened to the theme tune on 1.5 speed! Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to sup...

Sarah Millman joins PJ, Mat and Eliot again, as most of the Enterprise crew are in comas, because of reasons, and Phlox and T'Pol are the only people left awake. Somehow, this leads us onto many conversations about Phlox's anatomy. We're sorry. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it,...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join the Enterprise crew as they find an alien in a cluster of anomalies, and bring him aboard. Meanwhile, the ship is riddled with sexual tension. Absolutely riddled. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com Check out Eliot's musi...

PJ, Mat and Eliot find themselves in a strange shuttlecraft with Archer and the Xindi commander, Degra. Who are pals now, and have recently escaped from prison. Did we miss some episodes? What is going on? And will Eliot care? All this, and Mat's plans to kill Sonic the Hedgehog! Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the pod...

PJ, Mat and Eliot find an ally to help them in their mission to watch Enterprise, Doctor Andy Porwitzky! At the same time, the Enterprise finds an ally to help them steal a prototype weapon from the Xindi, Commander Shran! We're sure this will all go perfectly. Plus! Yeast paste! Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the pod...

Religious fundamentalists board the Enterprise in an episode that has some strong similarities to an episode of the original series. PJ and Mat noticed it. Eliot obviously didn't. Plus, we give a brief tribute to the amazing Nichelle Nichols. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, yo...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join Archer and T'Pol on a mission back to the distant past of 2004. Yes, the temporal cold war has reared it's ugly head again, as Enterprise goes all sleazy thriller. Plus, burgers. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com Check...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join the Enterprise crew as they grow a clone of Trip. It's the debut of Manny Coto on Enterprise, and is a lot better than we were expecting. Plus! Mat and PJ won't apologise! But Eliot will. Who's really the best of us? Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you c...

PJ, Mat and Eliot join the Enterprise crew as they investigate a cowboy planet! PJ and Mat have a great time. Eliot is less amused. Fair warning, all three presenters sing this week. Theme tune by Eliot Red Artwork by Mat Troy Follow the podcast on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter If you enjoy the podcast, and would like to support it, you can buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com Check out Eliot's music o...