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The Mean Time
Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.
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Episodes
DITS OR TICKS 28.01.2025 51:51
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THE VORE HORSEMEN 21.01.2025 51:37
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GET READY TO DRINK DADDY’S MILK 14.01.2025 52:33
Now dig this. You just stepped into the smoothest episode yet, so wipe your shoes if they’re wet. We’re keeping it funky and groovy for the third Now You See Me movie. Now relax and sit tight, The Blind Idiot God, Azathoth is gonna make everything alright. Sa Da Tay! The post GET READY TO DRINK DADDY’S MILK appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for...
SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE 07.01.2025 52:56
We breakdance on Nosferatu’s thang, Pat considers dance lessons, and Big Bad Jawed is afwaid of a wittw bitty snake. Plus, a New Year’s resolution segment from the Meanie Babies on Discord. The post SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES 31.12.2024 52:47
WE SHOVELED SH*T SO HIGH IN THE DESERT WE COULDN’T TELL IF IT WAS MUD. JUST FOR SOME LIB RECEPTACLES TO DICHOT ON A SOLDIER WHO FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS. IT MAKES ME AT NAUSEOUS. join the discord. The post THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
THE FLU GAME 18.12.2024 52:13
In Game 5 of the ’97 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan willed his way to a victory, scoring 38 points while suffering from the flu. Now, in Episode 27 of The Mean Time, Jared faces similar odds as he battles his own flu. Will he rise to the occasion like MJ? No, he will not. This episode is a tough listen. The post THE FLU GAME appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.a...
THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK 17.12.2024 51:45
Here’s a list of the top 10 highest paid CEOs of 2024! Jon Winkelried, Harvey Schwartz, Hock Tan, Nikesh Arora, Sue Nabi, George Mattson, Stephen Schwarzman, Christopher Winfrey, Pablo Legorreta, and Ariel Emanuel! Knowledge is power! The post THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use...
BLAM! 10.12.2024 53:55
Honestly it was unfair of you guys to put such undue pressure on us to be as funny as we were in the last episode. It’s not our fault that you can’t manage your expectations. Get over yourself, no one’s making you be here. The post BLAM! appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertis...
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 03.12.2024 52:04
NARROW BOY IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE’RE TALKIN SEX WITH SMASH BROS AND SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND BULLYING A 3 YEAR OLD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES The post THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
DRIVE BY INCUBUS IS UNSTOPPABLE 27.11.2024 52:25
An unrealistic precedent has been set as Jared sings his way through this week’s episode to make up for lost Pat while special guest Reece from Dreamfone is having a very long and quiet panic attack about it. It’s time to d-d-d-duel. The post DRIVE BY INCUBUS IS UNSTOPPABLE appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection...
THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE EAGLES 19.11.2024 52:58
With Pat on tour and Jared incapable of being funny without making fun of someone, there is only one man who can save this week’s episode of The Mean Time! Who could it be??? Text your answer to your local representative and tell them that women’s bodies shouldn’t be governed by men! The post THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE EAGLES appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...
BOXING DAY BREAKFAST AT BRAUM’S 12.11.2024 52:57
Hey there! Chris Rock here to say that I give Jared explicit permission to do a very spot-on white guy impression of me in this week’s episode of The Mean Time! If anyone should take issue with said impression, I encourage you to come back here and read this official statement. Polka-Dot Afro!!! The post BOXING DAY BREAKFAST AT BRAUM’S appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz com...
MISSIONARY: IT JUST FEELS BETTER 05.11.2024 52:01
No fictional cartoon dogs were harmed, maimed, or otherwise antagonized during the filming of this week’s episode. The post MISSIONARY: IT JUST FEELS BETTER appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
ANIMAL FULL ACTIVE SHOCK 29.10.2024 52:05
Come and meat your favorite duo on the last day of Hallow-Mean as they crank up the jokes for the grand finale! A magical genie makes the boys think long and hard about the perfect wish, they get shafted at a derelict casino in the desert, and they shoot their shots at celebs to come on the show! The post ANIMAL FULL ACTIVE SHOCK appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company....
YO GIMME A WOOGITY 22.10.2024 52:31
You ever get so freakin smoked out, baked up, fried down, stoney macaroni, zoinked, shlushpuppied, crispy chickky crunched, and otherwise H to the I-G-H’d on some sticky icky, skunky wunky, donkey dunky, ucey juicy, crunchy munchy, double budsky supremesky ganj???? The post YO GIMME A WOOGITY appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information ab...
I SMELL BOMB ON YOUR BREATH 15.10.2024 52:52
Hallow-Mean Time continues as the boys dress up in their Michael-est costumes yet! One of them murdered over 161 people over decades on his path of vengeance and the other is dressed as Michael Myers! Groovy baby! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS! The post I SMELL BOMB ON YOUR BRE...
POKEMOPOLIS 08.10.2024 52:02
You come to me this day, the day of my daughter’s choosing of her starter Pokémon and you ask me to steal a master ball from the Silph Co. You ask of me this, and you do not call me Don Giovanni, you do not feed my Persian a Pecha Berry. Fine, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STR...
ZIP ZAP ZOP 30.09.2024 52:00
WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MEAN TIME WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON’T MATTER! THAT’S RIGHT THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE CHAPPELL ROAN’S OPINIONS ON PERSONAL SPACE! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS! The post ZIP ZAP ZOP appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Si...
L’CHAIM 24.09.2024 52:29
Let me guess! Pat tells a long-winded story while Jared cuts him off mid-sentence with a sing along so he can show off his voice to all the thick latinas out there? We get it, dude. You can sing. Jeez 14 episodes in and we’re already painting by numbers. This show used to mean something. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AN...
KICK A FAT FREESTYLE 17.09.2024 52:20
DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GO WATCH LIFE OF A SPHEAL ON YOUTUBE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT PLEASE JUST GO WATCH IT NOW IT’S CALLED LIFE OF A SPHEAL WATCH IT ITS BY ENLARGEDKAI GO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO WATCH THAT VIDEO NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCA...
CHECK YOUR BALL HAIR 10.09.2024 52:05
Rippling magnolia wood meets hardened Japanese Damascus forged in an ancient kiln, crafted by a master who has no name on a mountain that has many. Wait this says, “Made in China”. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS! The post CHECK YOUR BALL HAIR appeared first on idobi . Hosted by...
JUDAS WITH A POCKET OF SILVER 03.09.2024 52:47
BIG MONEY BABY WE GOT A BIG RAISE BABY LETS GO WE DON’T CARE ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS ANMORE YAHOO GIVE US THAT SWEET MONEY BABY YEAH BABY YEAH The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS! The post JUDAS WITH A POCKET OF SILVER appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. Se...
DRAGULA ME ONCE 27.08.2024 52:27
FIRST, I’LL SUMMON MIKE MEYERS AS MICHAEL MEYERS IN ATTACK POSITION. THEN, I’LL SPECIAL SUMMON A HELLO KITTY PLUSHY FROM MY DECK WHICH TRIGGERS MY TRAP CARD, “STILL LISTENING TO KANYE WEST” WHICH WILL ALLOW ME TO FUSION SUMMON A TOUGH CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS MID EPISODE! EXODIA, OBLITERATE! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6P...
GO LONG (WITH BROADSIDE) 20.08.2024 52:05
Episode I: The Phantom Menace Esteemed Jedi Masters Pat-patine and Jare Jare Binks establish communications with Qui-Dom Jin, Pat-me Amidala, and Ollie Wan Kenobi of Broadside to discuss the fate of Naboo and the Trade Federation’s evil plot. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS! The...
MILKING MICHAEL JACKSON 13.08.2024 52:45
Jared turns in an episode super duper late after eating an entire sleeve of double stuff oreos and now his stummy hurt, enjoy! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS! The post MILKING MICHAEL JACKSON appeared first on idobi . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...
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