The Matt and Mark Movie Show

Is it pronounced “meeegan?” “Megggan?” Or “Me-three-gan?” Helping me get to the bottom of this is guest co-host Tommy Nuggetz.  Join us as we review the joint Blumhouse and Atomic Monster joint, M3GAN. How does the doll-faced TikTok killer robot stand up to Chucky’s and Terminator’s of the world? We discuss that and more, including all of the insane...

This is it… our 2022 finale episode. Did the movie-going year wrap up with a big bow, or leave us with a big ol’ lump of coal? We name our Favorite Films, our Biggest Disappointments, Favorite Trailers, Guiltiest Pleasure Movies, and more! Will we be naughty? Or nice? We do all of this after our foolish attempts to review 1997’s Jack Frost, the mutant killer snowman movie, which...

SEASON’S BEATINGS! We’re watching the new rated-R Santa movie, Violent Night — a fun throwback to the action movies of our youth, but wrapped up in a big bow. That’s not all! We also discuss what format we’re watching Avatar: The Way of Water in, we debate New York pizza vs California pizza, and Matt gives his thoughts on the new Willow TV series from Disney+ and Blac...

It’s the holidays again, which means it’s time for our yearly pod tradition of doing a GRAB BAG EPISODE! You know the drill: we play the nostalgic commercials of yesteryear, and watch alternative holiday movies with a unifying theme. The theme this year: HOLIDAY HORROR! Our double bill review includes the Finnish evil Santa movie, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, as well as the naughty holiday slas...

Before we all gorge ourselves on turkey, we’re serving up a heapin’ helpin’ of Rec’s fresh from the oven for you! So grab your bibs, your mom’s gravy boats, and your loosest pants, because we’re chatting 20-plus movies in this superstuffed Turkey Day special episode. We’re talking Terrifier 2, Netflix’s All Quiet on the Western Front, Weird: The Al Y...

It’s been kinda spooky, if you think about it… but the time has come for our 2022 Spoopy season to come to an end with a Halloween special that’ll put the silver right in your shamrock. That’s right, we’re reviewing the cult classic, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Is 1982 truly the best year ever in cinema? Does Tom Atkins have the most “game” of any...

SPOILERS ABOUND FROM MINUTE 1. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Spoopy season raises the roof for our second BIRTHDAY SPOOK-TACULAR! That’s right, we’re celebrating Mark’s birthday this episode with one of his favorite things: the DCEU… and the big screen debut of Black Adam! Helping us review this anti-hero epic is friend of the show, Mister Suspicious . Join us as we discover the unholy e...

While Mark’s away, we’ve summoned two frightfully fun guests to take his place this week: Derick from The Underrated Podcast and Joel from I’d Like a Refund ! They’re here to help me review Marvel’s Special Presentation… WEREWOLF BY NIGHT.  The review happens around 23 minutes in, but if you skip ahead to that, you’ll miss a scary-good conversation about H...

That’s right! As a nifty little bonus, we decided to release this spoopy mini episode! Pain? Pleasure? Or podcast? In exactly 60 minutes (which is a record for us in the speed department; you know we like to usually take our time around here), we review Hulu’s 2022 re-imagining of Hellraiser, directed by horror auteur David Bruckner. Despite being an audio only pod, we’ll take a...

Come through the fog with us, boils and ghouls, as we break down our full walkthrough experience at Halloween Horror Nights 31 in Orlando. Hear us recount the petrifying play-by-play of the entire night: surviving all ten haunted houses, exploring all five scare zones, and holding our noses through all three days of straight-up farting in our hotel room. Hear all about our chilling encounters with...

Spoopy season raises the roof for a special BIRTHDAY SPOOK-TACULAR! That’s right, we’ve got a lot to celebrate this week. Matt turns 39 and Poltergeist turns 40! Join us as we learn how to correctly pronounce Tobe Hooper’s name, debate whether or not this is actually a secret Spielberg movie (uh, IT IS.), and of course, enjoy listening to all of your birthday messages and comment...

Our first frightfully fun guest of Spoopy Season is here, and it’s our good buddy, Tommy Nuggetz from CTSO . He’s here chatting annual horror movie watching rituals, the hazards of pillow fighting in the 80s, and of course, PEARL from director Ti West!  Be sure to give Tommy a follow on Instagram so you don’t miss any of the Choice Cuts during Horrorthon ’22. Along the way,...

Spoopy season continues with the buzzy new WTF horror movie, Barbarian. We do our best to keep it spoiler free for all of like five minutes, because after that, we had to dish on all the movie’s disgustingly fun surprises. Also, we love Justin Long on this show. What a guy! First, he gets Jeepers Creeper’d, then he let Kevin Smith turn him into a walrus, and now… well, you’...

Spoopy season rolls on here at The Matt and Mark Movie Show! And just like Cap’n Crunch boasts “Oops, All Crunch Berries,” we’re going “OOPS! ALL SPOOPY REC’s!” Join us as we dish out some great horror rec’s for the season – from cult classics like 1985’s Fright Night, to modern hits like You’re Next, and unseen WTF gems like Neil J...

It’s SPOOPY season once again, boils and ghouls. And you know The Matt and Mark Movie Show is “down to clown” with all the scary seasonal fun! From now until November 1st, we’ll be reviewing horror movies only, dusting off our old spooky theme song, giving scary Rec’s, and maybe even entertaining some frightfully fun guests. To kick off our spoopy season, we’re discussing WATCHER, the creepy...

As Rocky says, “HEY, YO!” Sylvester Stallone finally made a superhero movie. Is it his Dark Knight? Or is it more like his Steel? (Shout-out to Shaq.) Helping us decide is our good buddy Jeff from our brother podcast, The Love of Cinema Pod ! We also chat Formula 1, being middle-aged at the Rage Against the Machine show, and the Thunderdome-esque hellscape that is 3 dollar National Cin...

Did Summer Movie Season 2022 make the grade? Find out as we deliver harsh judgment on every summer release, and eventually talk about Idris Elba’s new lion movie, Beast. Does it stand up to the legendary caliber of The Ghost and the Darkness? And do we care? Yes. We care. We’re like Faith No More, we CARE A LOT. Along the way, we also chat The Sandman, Only Murders Season 2 leading up...

Because nothing of note came out in theaters… and because it was Shark Week… and because our hats are like shark fins… and because it’s our show and we can do whatever we want… we decided to review Renny Harlin’s 90s action masterpiece, DEEP BLUE SEA. We also chat Only Murders in the Building Season 2, LinkedIn bullshit, and which bank is best (spoiler: it&#8217...

This week, we venture out to Jupiter’s Claim to investigate the skies of Jordan Peele’s highly-anticipated NOPE. Is it sci-fi? Horror? Both? We discuss that after a lengthy intro where we give our reactions to some San Diego Comic Con announcements. Skip ahead to 30:42 if you want to just get to the main review, but be warned: you will miss some choice Brian Blessed imitations and Hawk...

With Thor: Love and Thunder behind us, and a painfully slow week at the cinema ahead of us, we decided to chat some prestige TV this week. And you know what that means: THE BOYS Season 3! Mark and I caught up on the superhero satire’s latest outing and couldn’t wait to talk supes, Homelander, and everyone’s new favorite racist grandpa, Soldier Boy. Grab your compound V, and your...

SPOILERS ABOUND FROM MINUTE 1. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Always a good time when our buddy Tommy Nuggetz joins us to talk shop, and this episode is no exception. We’re discussing Scott Derrickson’s new, original horror movie, THE BLACK PHONE. We also chat about the good ol’ days of the 70s and 80s when kids got whupped for you know… just existing! Plus, we brainstorm good kidna...

It took master stop-motion animator Phil Tippett thirty years to make his magnum opus, MAD GOD. And it takes us all of 30 minutes to be complete jerks about it. Tune in as two dummies stretch their mental capacity and good taste trying to dissect an experimental, dystopian art film. Along the way, we also chat about that menace to society Ezra Miller, The Thing’s 40th anniversary Fathom Even...

“ALAN!” If you get that, you’re in the right place. We’re talking all things Jurassic Park and Jurassic World this week – the bizarre sequel pitches that never happened, meeting Wayne Knight in the strangest places, and ranking the franchise at large. Who among us admits to liking Fallen Kingdom? Who dares voice their un-ironic love for Jurassic World? And who doesn&#...

Do you feel the need for speed? Oh… no? Then what are you doing? Just futterwacken? Oh okay. Matt and Mark return to talk the Morbius re-release, Johnny Depp, and how they always manage to turn shows into animes. Like, who is this for?? Oh, and we also find time to review Top Gun: Maverick, the movie that’s sending us all straight back to the Danger Zone. It’s summer movie season...

Our NICEST episode yet! To celebrate 69 episodes of The Matt and Mark Movie Show, we decided to review Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers. Why, you ask? Well, c’mon, did you think we were gonna analyze and review Alex Garland’s MEN this week?? We are NOT that show. We have a robot character. We burp. We don’t seriously review movies here. No, no, no. We want fun and nostalgia and...