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The Manuel Fontes Show

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The Manuel Fontes Show explores a broad spectrum of topics, ranging from breaking news and current affairs to the newest movies, compelling comic books, the excitement of sports, and the constantly changing world of video games. With new episodes posted every day, my objective is to both entertain you and give a useful, bite-sized update on the stories and headlines worth noticing. I’d love for you to come along for the ride and share in the conversation. I try to weave humor throughout the show and aim to provide thoughtful — if informal — commentary. I’ll be honest: the research behind some...

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stretchgoose

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

E-212: I'm going through changes 13.11.2025

I’ve finally done it again—lol—venturing back into the social media world with Rumble, X, and Substack. RUMBLE Stretchgoose X Manuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / X SUBSTACK stretchgoose | Substack X Manuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / X SUBSTACK stretchgoose | Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. sponsors: 🛒 Aspire Drinks - Green tea-powered energy drink 💰 Get 20% OFF |...

E- 211: The economy, EBT, and yes, Matt Walsh 13.11.2025

Today on the show, we take a look at the state of the economy and ask, how bad is EBT really? Spoiler alert: it’s not as bad as people make it out to be. We’ll also dig a bit deeper into the ongoing Matt Walsh saga. Articles: ScénarioÉco_10_Nov_2025_EN markets.financialcontent.com/worldnow.ktul/article/marketminute-2025-11-7-us-labor-market-flashes-warning-signs-a-november-2025-economic-crossroads...

E- 210: The kids keep fighting and the shutdown is over 11.11.2025

Over the past week or so, I've been listening to all these public spats and have come to the conclusion that it's all just theater. None of it feels real, and everyone is playing a character. Nick Fuentes is like a supervillain, while Ben Shapiro comes across as a kind of Professor X. Anyway, the shutdown is effectively over, and the Democratic Party has already started pointing fingers. X Manuel...

E- 209: Matt Walsh VS Mehdi Hasan 02.11.2025

For weeks now, these two titans of the political landscape have been trading blows over what is essentially sheer nonsense. I make it a point to highlight that they are both just small fish in the vast ocean of life. X Manuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / X SUBSTACK stretchgoose | Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. sponsors: 🛒 Aspire Drinks - Green tea-powered energy...

E-208: Time to get some frustrations out 30.10.2025

In this episode, I completely lose my temper and let all my frustrations spill out onto the world. I also thank everyone that has ever listened or subscribed to the show over the years. X Manuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / X SUBSTACK stretchgoose | Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. sponsors: 🛒 Aspire Drinks - Green tea-powered energy drink 💰 Get 20% OFF | Promo C...

E-207: Soft Language is ruining the world. 29.10.2025

In this episode, we discuss how language contributes to the dumbing down of society, and using an example from George Carlin is always a great choice. Gavin Newsom keeps making false claims about his record, and Dirty Soda gets a food review that is absolutely hilarious. Don't forget to visit Aspire Healthy Energy Drinks – Aspire Drinks and use the promo code "stretch" at checkout to get 20% off y...

E-206: Revenge of the shutdown 28.10.2025

Well, the shutdown is now in day 24, or maybe 27—who can even keep track anymore? One thing's for sure, though, I know who's to blame, and their mascot is a donkey. Nowadays, everyone with even the slightest following on social media seems to have an opinion, and some guy named Malcolm is trying to convince you that the Republicans want you to starve. I'll prove to you all that he's completely wro...

E-205: Trump issues a pardon and cancels student debt???? 21.10.2025

It's another day in the news cycle that makes me question my political leanings. The president pardons George Santos after condemning the Biden administration for doing the same, then adds student debt to the pile after calling Joe Biden's loan forgiveness plan unconstitutional. Of course, we end up listening to a very disingenuous Steven Crowder. Go to Aspire Healthy Energy Drinks – Aspire Drinks...

E-204: More Shutdown Talk 17.10.2025

The Democrats are continuing their PR tour across social media, TV, and podcasts, aiming to gain attention during the shutdown. Bernie Sanders and AOC are hosting a CNN town hall, JoJo from Jerz claims nothing was great under Trump, and Adam Mockler is pointing fingers at Republicans for the issues. Get your case of Aspire energy at: aspiredrinks.com Enter promo code stretch at checkout to get 20%...

E-203: Who wants a shutdown 16.10.2025

Today, it's all about the government shutdown, the childish behavior from the Democratic Party, and the idea that it's the Republicans' fault. I tried to address this topic without using foul language, but I just couldn't. We then spent a few minutes tackling another podcast called Financial Audit, where the host, Caleb Hammer, comes across as a self-entitled, spoiled brat, and his acting skills l...

E-202: A sports podcast that sucks 11.10.2025

With this rabbit hole I've decided to explore over the next 200 episodes, my plan is to respond to and call out others in this industry for the nonsense that comes out of their mouths. Today on the Kings Beat podcast, I endured poor camera quality, people walking out, and a whole lot of unrelated chatter instead of sports talk. Email: stretchgoose@gmail.com Tik Tok: stretchgoose0 (@stretchgoose0)...

E-201: Famous people have ruined podcasting 08.10.2025

According to the Hollywood Reporter and Success.com , the podcast space is considered oversaturated. Naturally, many famous personalities, from Marc Maron to Theo Von, have agreed with this sentiment. After listening to a "new" podcast, I'm convinced this is the fault of those very same famous people. Articles: Are There Too Many Podcasts? | SUCCESS Podcasting's Biggest Challenges? Maddow, Simmons...

E-200: TOM HOMAN TAKES A BRIBE AND MORE EPSTEIN 24.09.2025

It's the 200th episode, so why not poke fun at some internet political commentators? Border czar Tom Homan takes a bribe, and a heated exchange on the House floor reveals just how much the Democrats really care about Epstein. And, of course, France does something ridiculous as usual. Articles: Republicans Vote 51–49 to Defeat Epstein Amendment Newsom’s Prop 50 Faces Opposition France formally reco...

E-199: THE LEFT ACTS LIKE THEY ARE DEVOID OF VIOLENCE 17.09.2025

IN THIS MIDDLE OF THE WEEK EPISODE, I FINALLY GIVE IN AND TEAR INTO THE LEFT. WE LISTEN TO DAVID PAKMAN SPEW UTTER B******T OUT OF HIS FACE HOLE AND I SPEND THE ENTIRE HOUR GOING THROUGH SOME OF HIS B******T TAKES. ALSO, I PLAY 10 YEARS' WORTH OF CLIPS IN ONE OF MY BIGGEST MONTAGES I THINK I'VE EVER DONE TO DEMOSTRATE THE LEFTS ABILITY TO SPEW HATE. HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS VERY RANT FILLED EPISODE...

E-198: FOOD AND BEVERAGE NEWS 16.09.2025

For some reason, major food companies like Kraft Foods and Heinz Ketchup don't seem to get along, M&M's is buying Pringles, and there are more and more mergers happening. Articles: mergers and acquisitions - Page 1 | Beverage Industry Mergers and acquisitions: 2024’s biggest food and beverage deals | FoodBev Media Mars buys Kellanova, maker of Cheez-It and Pringles | CNN Business Kraft Heinz is sp...

E- 197: CHARLIE KIRK 15.09.2025

In this Monday episode, I share my thoughts on Charlie Kirk. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-manuel-fontes-show/exclusive-content X Manuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / X SUBSTACK stretchgoose | Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. sponsors: 🛒 Aspire Drinks - Green tea-powered energy drink 💰 Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: STRETCH https://aspiredrinks.co...

E-196: NINTENDO PROTECTS ITS INVESTMENT, GOOGLE KEEPS ITS STUFF, AND PEPSI CONTINUES TO FACE PRESSURE 11.09.2025

It's Thursday, and we wrap up the week with updates on the Pepsi saga, a Nintendo Switch modder facing a $2 million penalty, Google's win in keeping Chrome and Android in an antitrust ruling, a tragic incident where a 13-year-old lost their life due to fireworks, and yet again, the California GOP struggling to get their act together. ARTICLES: PepsiCo CEO’s Tall Order: Win Over Investor Calling fo...

E-195: TECH BILLIONAIRS BUILD KINGDOMS TO CONTROL AND CALIFORNIA BANS GLOCKS 10.09.2025

It’s the middle of the week, and we’ve got tech billionaires building their own kingdoms, Jordan Peele’s movie delayed, California banning Glocks, and Jerome Powell facing a criminal complaint. ARTICLES: Tech billionaires are building their own private cities. Here’s who’s doing what where Jordan Peele's Next Movie After ‘Nope' Removed From 2026 Release by Universal California’s “Glock Ban” Just O...

E-194: TRAUMA DUMPING, WINNING THE LOTTERY, AND FOOT FETISHES 09.09.2025

This Tuesday brings a montage of women sharing their trauma on social media, perhaps seeking validation. The billion-dollar lottery has finally concluded, a man lands in jail over a foot fetish mishap, and the oldest human remains discovered in the Arctic back in 1985 are confirming just how ancient humanity is. Meanwhile, job numbers continue to plummet. ARTICLES: Winning tickets sold in two stat...

E-193: DISNEY PAYS A FINE AND THE REAPER HAS COME FOR PEPSI 08.09.2025

It’s a gloomy Monday morning as I reflect on the Chiefs’ loss and why it feels like this might be a tough year ahead. Disney has been caught data mining children and has paid a fine to the FTC. Meanwhile, activist investors are circling around PepsiCo headquarters like vultures, looking to bring significant changes to the company. ARTICLES: Disney to Pay $10 Million for Collecting Children's Data...

E-192: ILLIONIS MAN BEHEADS EX, GAVIN COMMUTES A SENTENCE, CHICAGO MAYOR DEFYS TRUMP 05.09.2025

WE MADE IT TO THE END OF THE WEEK, THANK YOU ALL FOR STICKING WITH ME AND HEARING ALL THESE WACKY STORIES. AN ILLIONIS MAN CHOPS OFF HIS EX-GIRLFRIENDS HEAD FOR NO ACTUAL REASON, GAVIN NEWSOME COMMUTES THE SENTENCE OF A MURDER FOR HIRE INMATE BECAUSE HE GOT HIS GED, AND OUR KNUCKLEHEAD IN CHICAGO MAYOR BRANDON JOHNSON SUFFERS 53 WOUNDED OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND AND STILL CHOOSES TO DEFY THE PRESIDEN...

E-191: MUELLER HAS PARKINSONS, CHINA HAS LASERS, ANOTHER CEO CHEATS, AND A FUGITIVE IS FOUND 04.09.2025

ITS THURSDAY AND THE NFL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE, The House Oversight Committee learns about Robert Mueller's diagnosis, China is reported to have space lasers, the Nestlé CEO is fired for inappropriate behavior with young employees, and a woman who killed another in a car crash 20 years ago is found in Mexico. ARTICLES: A House committee investigating the Jeffrey Epstein case has withdrawn a subpoe...

E- 190: DOES GAVIN NEWSOME EVER TELL THE TRUTH, LOTTERY WINNER DENIED CASH, SONY SUCKS AT VIDEO GAMES, AND A MAJOR BEVERAGE BUY 03.09.2025

Today, I ask the question: Does Gavin Newsom ever tell the truth? Dr. Pepper acquires a coffee company, a $340 million lottery winner is advised to throw their ticket in the trash, and Sony struggles to produce a hit video game to save its reputation. Articles: $340 million lottery winner denied jackpot over cruel 'mistake' Keurig Dr Pepper will buy a Dutch coffee group for over $18 billion and sp...

E-189: KRAMERCASH CONTINUES TO BE DISINGENUOUS 02.09.2025

IN TUESDAYS EPISODE I TAKE ANOTHER SWING AT ISAIAH AKA KRAMERCASH OVER HIS POORER RED STATE NONSENSE. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-manuel-fontes-show/exclusive-content X Manuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / X SUBSTACK stretchgoose | Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. sponsors: 🛒 Aspire Drinks - Green tea-powered energy drink 💰 Get 20% OFF | Pr...

E-188: TEXAS AND CALIFORNIA CLASH, AN ARESST IN LA IS MADE AND ANOTHER TIK TOK DEBATER GOES DOWN 01.09.2025

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, On this Labor Day, we explore a clash between Texas and California over emissions and map redistricting. A burglary crew has been charged with 100 break-ins, and TikTok debater KramerCash claims Trump caused the trouble in Afghanistan. However, I argue it goes deeper than Trump and explain why he is full of s**t. Articles: Texas challenges Newsom’s gas car crackdown, warning Califo...

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