The Man Closet Podcast

Rhance categories retards and shares advice his grandpa gave him before dying. Mike reflects on his dark depressing days of threesomes and know where to find premium GAM(gummy ass mouth). The men disagree over who is off limits sexually. They also discuss the Miami building collapse and a father who murdered his son to hide his kinky behavior.

Mike argues that he can survive on the streets for one year with only $500. Rhance defends putting some women in cages. The men also discuss prostitute sightings, voter suppression, being tazed for vaping, and so much more.

This week Rhance has a big movie pitch. We also discuss why Jay Cutler deserves half in his divorce. As well as Lil Durk, Taika Waititi, the Mayweather fight and Popeye's.

This week the men delve into sports drama from the French Open to the NBA. The men also cover QANON conspiracies, their night out boozing, the Tulsa Race Riots, and so much more. Happy Pride Month!

Oh boy oh boy! The men hit some hot button issues this week! They coin and explain the new title of "Latch Key Men." Then they discuss everyone's favorite acronyms. The NBA, MLB, AOC, MTG, and NFT. Also why at least one of these would have received a lobotomy in another time.

This week the men discuss The White Sox and Chicago Bears future. As well as vaccination lottery, Bill Gates divorce rumors, The Joe Button Podcast and Mike is taken advantage of and so much more.

This week the men take it easy! They share their experiences from their respective vacations.

This week men discuss Smizzy's Birthday Weekend. They also discuss pole dancing in the Olympics and for Jesus. The Man Closet has a potential sponsor for ball hair care. Also they make a few new terms while watching the White Sox lose.

This week the men take the podcast with them while celebrating Smizzy's Birthday. Tag along with up as we check out a couple of bars on The Man Closet Podcast.

This week Smizzy shares his feelings about the passing of DMX. The Men also discuss the death of Prince Philip and share unpopular opinions about some of the current policing issues in the news. This and so much more this week on The Man Closet Podcast.

This week the Men send good vibes to DMX hoping for a speedy recovery. The Men discuss Paul Pierce's card party, Lil Nas X, Space Jam trailer controversy, Joss Whedon and Michael Rapaport being a bitch. This and so much more on this week's episode of The Man Closet Podcast!

This week the men discuss stripper funerals, biker funerals, and gamer funerals. They also discuss adult circumcision, yeast infections, VS Battle, and the *insert*sexuals. All while watching Storage Wars.

This week the men discuss Mike's trip to Minnesota, Derrick Jaxn, mass shootings, what will happen when Jesus returns, and The Synder Cut!

With so much going on this week we only get to discuss so much. The Bears have a new QB. Nic Cage has a new movie. The Atlanta Spa shootings. Also a few disturbing views of current politicians. This and so much more on the weeks Episode of The Man Closet Podcast!

This week the men discuss a lot of royal messes. Including Papa John, Space Jam 2, Handsy Andy, and the Royal Family. We also discuss Diamond Hands holding GME, the Queen might be a vampire, and Coming 2 America.

This week the men discuss a gender reveal party that costed a man his life. Andre Cuomo maybe have gotten a little to handsy with several women. Is Elon Musk becoming Jeff Goldblum? Mike discusses antisemitism at a bar. We also discuss interracial relationships, states unmasking, and Ghost Stories.

This week the men discuss Bobby Shmurda, Lying Fled Cruz, Wallo 267, Tiger Woods, Daft Punk, Gina Carano and much more. It's time for you dice shakers and downstairs djs get mellow with the fellows on The Man Closet Podcast.

This week the men discuss the side effects they have noticed after their doses of two different vaccines. They also discuss the Texas And Chicago deep freezes, Kanye and Kim divorce, Amy Cooper, and so much more!

This week we discuss our top 5 white men of all time. Rachel Dolezal needs a job. Is Tom Brady the GOAT? This week's episode is full of fun stories and scenarios. We hope you enjoy this week's episode of The Man Closet Podcast!

This week's our 66th episode and we are hoping an Order 66 is is pulled on the stonk market. We also discuss Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mike having his dude wipes stolen, Dustin Diamond, and so much more this week on The Man Closet Podcast!

This week the men discuss WSB, Rhance-in-the-pant's deep hate of Corey Booker and well listen to find out what else.

Who is the Limo waiting for? Uncle Joe Biden? President Trump? Wall Street Bets? Joe Exotic? Also we discuss sex with Whoopi, Captain Marvel's ass, women who don't wear undies and most importantly BUY THE DIP!

This week the men discuss the Capitol Terrorist Attack, impeachment talks, Soho Karen, Smizzy almost dies, Jasmine Sullivan is disrespectful, and a very special b-day shout out!

This week's topics include: Georgia run-off election,  Trump's sad call, Father Michael Pfleger accusations,  The Shining Book vs Movie, Greek Mythology,  Indecent Proposals scenarios,  How Mike and Malort helped Ireland beat New Zealand in Rugby in 2016

This week we discuss Mitch McConnell holding our money hostage, bringing back the roaring 20's, women in prison, dating while in prison, and what we want in the new year!