The Mail-In Podcast

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss your upstairs neighbors constantly having loud sex, scumbags on Hinge, asking a girl to be friends with benefits after one date, Stan/Mute/Cancel: musician, chef, mechanic, dating a twin years after sleeping with her sister, favorite drinking games to play by a body of water, and your dog watching you have sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

Dillon, Brett and Dave discuss taking group pics as a couple who are 6'11" and 6'4", where we'd own vacation houses, dealing with insensitive comments from older generations, competing in The Amazing Race, a boyfriend who doesn't flush, and our dream music festival headliners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Brett, and Will discuss wanting to hook up with other people while still being "in love" with someone, heating up coffee in the microwave, proposing without asking for her parents' blessing, acting like a shithead to make her break up with you, when to meet your boyfriend's daughter, and wedding flexing in front of your ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss the burbs vs. the city, the worst jobs we've ever had, hairy chests, wearing sweatsuits every day during quarantine, a fighter jet pilot looking for love, and the best day of our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss getting blocked on social media after refusing to answer "how many people have you slept with?", Will not responding a listener's wedding invitation, getting shamed for wearing a mask in public, a graduating senior going through a tough time due to Covid, your girlfriend not seeing results in the gym, and a boyfriend that refuses to celebrate his girlfriend's birthd...

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss your dog peeing in the neighbor's yard, how far in advance to have your bachelor party, what to do when your boyfriend's ex calls him constantly, hooking up with someone before their divorce is final, pools vs. lakes vs. beaches, inviting members of Washed Media to your wedding, and how to appear taller in photos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Dillon and Dave are joined by Lauren Olaya, who may or may not be real, to discuss homemade sex tapes, Dorn's deal, breaking up with your girlfriend right after her cat dies, how to spend the day before an out-of-town wedding, a 21-year-old couple's marriage ultimatum, the genetics of your significant other's parents, and Lauren the TV star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss a caller's wife who gets in bed soaking wet after a shower, the worst meals to order on a first date, what to do about gainz during the quarantine, a couple who is not postponing their May wedding, a sexual fantasy involving waffles from Waffle House, mermaids, and Bigfoot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss ear buds vs. over-the-ear headphones, bad quarantine roommates, aliens, ghosts, a girlfriend with a gas problem, breaking the news of your tattoo to your traditional parents, fun ways to kill time during the quarantine, and our favorite TV show theme songs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss graying hair, your date choosing and ordering your food for you, your roommate's girlfriend setting up your living room and kitchen as her temporary office during Covid lockdown, when it's time to start taking care of your skin, how and when to break up with someone who struggles with mental illness, quarantine drinking rules and alcoholism barometers, and people in...

Sally is joined by Alyssa and Lily to discuss their quarantine diets, how to handle the cancellation of a planned bachelorette party, your friend who refuses to social distance, dealing with your husband's obsession with Call of Duty while stuck at home, quarantine birthdays, and taking your charcuterie game to the next level. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss breaking up during a quarantine, "accidentally" receiving a nude, the pros and cons of ghosting, a fiancée who emptied their shared apartment when he was at work, going by your initials as an adult, being furloughed, and the "hot girl" you work with leaving your company. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Dave, and Brett discuss dating during a pandemic, names for Dillon's dog, how to re-plan a wedding you postponed due to the coronavirus, normalizing DM sliding, dating someone who doesn't believe in dinosaurs, a caller who claims he accidentally showed his piece to co-workers during a company-wide video chat, and general tips on getting through the self-quarantine. Learn more about your ad...

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss leaving AirPods in during a haircut, the 30% of income rule for rent, a sad af guy who just got dumped, hooking up with your hairdresser, the proper etiquette when taking your dog to the bar, our Masters Champions Dinner menu, and a guy who lasts two to three minutes in bed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss dating someone with the same name as your mom, our favorite kitchen/cooking gadgets, deciding on the name Washed Media, Dillon's divorce, dating someone with an awful last name, living the Apple Watch life, tips on slowing down your drinking habits, and dealing with people wanting to know about our personal lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss showing off your revenge body on Instagram soon after a breakup, our favorite gambling games on the golf course, how to lower your standards after gaining weight, proposing at sporting events, making significantly more than the guy you're dating, having a quarter-life crisis, and what to do in the aftermath of making out with your boss. Learn more about your ad choi...

Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss testing a relationship with an absurd traveling idea, our most emotionally provoking (for Dillon) question to date, golden retrievers, breaking up over political differences, what kind of person you have to be to get involved in threesomes, a guy asking friends to chip in for his girlfriend's flowers over her fractured ankle, and how girls can avoid friendzoning guy...

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss Dave letting the beat ride too loudly, which food we would choose to be guilt-free for eternity, spending three years' salary on an engagement ring, a Tinder date with braces, your roommate/significant other getting a dog without asking you, dealing with an anxiety disorder, and who to take on your free trip to Puerto Rico. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss using an AmEx for credit card roulette, getting over someone who doesn't reciprocate feelings for you, your female boss walking in on you taking a dump, continuing to live with someone after breaking up with them, your wife's ex liking her pics on Instagram, how to split rent when your roommate's girlfriend lives in his room, Brett possibly being a mole for Barstool...

Sally, Lily, Alyssa, and Dave discuss planning squad vacations, 30th birthday destination cities, the "man cold", not hearing "I love you" back, drinking out of souvenir cups at home, conversation starters, and rekindling a past relationship that devastated you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, & Dave discuss the first thing you notice when going to the home of the person you're dating, how to handle getting handsy and making out with your coworker during happy hour, raising The Homie, what to do if your 25-year-old friend still goes to fraternity parties, an update from the friendzoned guy who called in previously, cooking Cheez-Its on a Traeger, and dance floor makeouts....

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss a girlfriend who dips two cans a week, warm vs. room temp cookies, why Washed Media didn't join forces with anyone else when starting, a friendzone debacle, a possible pregnancy with someone you're not into, introducing your new girlfriend to your daughter's late mother's parents, and a guy un-matching you on Hinge between dates one and two. Learn more about your ad...

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss your girlfriend's parents thinking you're a "racist hick" after meeting you, wanting to end a relationship with someone you share lease with, parents paying for your second wedding, dating a girl with such terrible social media that it might be a dealbreaker, and big life decision ultimatums. Sponsors Postmates: Postmates is giving our listeners ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS...

Sally, Lily, and Alyssa host a special Christmas edition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss what to wear on your skiing trip, having to walk past your roommate having sex to get to the bathroom, what to do when your significant other violates the "no Christmas gifts this year" agreement, a 24-year-old who's in a rut and needs a pick-me-up, cropping your ex out of pictures for the gram, and guys grabbing girls' butts at bars. Learn more about your ad choice...