The Mad Cow Show

Having a ramble with my birds so warning to people with sensitive hearing as there are loud bad squawks in this episode. Take a listen if you’re interested in finding out how to give a safe ice blow job.

Catchup and learning how to give a good blow job. Trigger warning for the second half I’m eating frozen grapes. Also explicit sex talk.

I tell stories where I had interesting sex when on a hall pass in Thailand in my past long-term relationship

The host of the GASM podcast suggested I tell the story of when I really enjoyed having my hair pulled during sex so here it is.

My good friend Trudy from the UndiesFunded Podcast share her experience in the sex industry and how she helped young workers from being exploited. We talk shit and have a laugh too.

A rambel about the weird ways science frames things and how I am trying to understand my own sexuality. Also I give a great tip to feeling less stressed towards your smart phone as well as some ideas about how science might make ignorance more interesting.

After I talk through some of my life feels I recount the story of a crazy night on a small island in Cambodia where the island sex King seduced me...

As well as shedding some light on the different ways I logistically go about having cybersex I also tell the story of the time I got my consent overridden by somebody who thought letting his mum remotely control my sex toy was funny.

I let you in on my current paramours and ramble about love addiction too. Love you xxx

Life update with background yard work lol

If you hate me and you’re listening I love you because your number on my stats makes me wet.

I’m tired but happy in my life.

Want to hear me ramble about my relationships? Then listen :-)

An update on my love life, a teaser for some polyamory paradigm changes, and am orchestra of vibrations.

Oh fuck! I wanna be IntoSexual but instead I'm holding the baby on what it means to be a feminist who either is or isnt Intersectional. Fast forward to where I talk about fucking if that stuff is too heavy for ya

What else can we do to have harmonious relationships other than boundaries rules and agreements? This ethical slut claims you can give people clues on how to get what they want out of you and everyone can feel the love.

Can we ever truly have a selves together in order to be worthy already for love? I say nay but do it anyway x

While my life is now a sex buffet (with two relationships and two lovers) I seem to be unable to feel full....

I’ve got the blues about trying figure out what to do about getting my ideological knickers in a knot. Because I’m not in one seemingly strongly mind camp or another when it comes to the main branches of what I perceive to be current day feminist ideology. So where the fuck do I start with ethics of being a slut when I can’t get a handle on the ethics of being a woman? I sing about it.

I am now in two polyamorous relationships so golly me I am now officially polyamorous. But just to say find one kind of identity I am confused about how I fit into polyamory culture given that I seem to see things differently than I have heard about so far.

This is a podcast about my journey of learning how to be safe while six positive also while being an ethical person with my others and people in the world. No biggie really… Also a big shout out to Janet Hardy who wrote the book the ethical slut and I’m totally stealing from her and in this episode I explain why

Teehee misleading title kinda because this episode does contain the song Let’s Fuck Like Movie Stars at the end of the episode but in between is unpacking ethical sluttery

Sexcapades reveaked. What else is there to say but some searchable sexy stuff like hmmm... porn polyamory ethical nonmonogomy slut whore (unpaid) pussy comedy ethics

Come Sail the sexy seas with me my sweeties. I’m a slut who is passionate about ethics and I’m here to talk about getting into polyamory and falling into this new age of sex after 17 years of monogamy like Alice through the Rabbit hole pun intended :-)