The Mad Cow Show

Trudy and I have made it to the what may or may not be the shag pad. Instalments to follow

I can’t seem to get my romance right but it won’t stop me from trying. There are times I want to switch off and feel nothing and I’ve made a song about it called robot heart. Trudy Newell was kind enough to make the backing music and the harmonies.

Listen to this episode if you want to be fucking blown away by Trudy and her awesome sexy voice singing her own sexy lyrics created produced and everything by her own sexy self. ConDenSayShun on Anchor or UndiesFunded Records in your podcasts or confession&denial for apple/Spotify or https://choon.co/artists/trudynewell

In this episode I answer and/or failed to answer some more questions posed by Mark a.k.a. redchilli from India

I have a call-in and I like it :-) this is a very scatterbrained episode so I hope I manage to pull it off ;-) thank you to redspice for calling in from India

Moving house today edited in random segments as a way of describing my random mind

Hear some Australian wildlife in the background while I catch you up on my life and have a little bit of a stoned ramble

A lot of conversation but not much action if you’re looking for titillation. I have got lots of things going on and I do my best to fill you in on all the deets x

A flurry of activity in my dating life for your entertainment

This episode I share a story about being slut shamed by a woman named Ruth who has a caravan on Airbnb who’s slut shamed me. This situation really had me circling the drain and I’m happy to say that this feeling has changed and I’m moving towards a positive outlook on life instead :-)

I’ve got a lot of shit to deal with in my life. So much has been happening that I haven’t been here but I’m showing up this time to speak more philosophically about life so if you’re hoping for sex gossip this is not the episode for you big love to you all I appreciate you for listening.

Let’s talk about sex next time this episode is more around self actualisation with a shout out to singsong Saturday in musical form

I’m going away for three days so I can have some sexy times with a bunch of people. That’s right I’m finally going to fuck Jim the museum again and also have other intimate relations ;-)

Trying out some different storytelling techniques inspired by a fellow Anchor station Tim Erinetta’s barrel of socks which I keep accidentally referring to as a podcast. Sorry Tim. I have a recording playing a song to a new romantic interest and some general life banter.

More humorous story than sexy anecdote this episode but since I didn’t put enough swear words like fuck and orgasm in my last episode title the numbers are low. this is a shame because last episode was very sex positive. You can still get titillated here darlings I just keep my feels for the end of the podcast if that stuff bores you.

Join me for a history of head jobs both giving and receiving. Give it a listen it doesn’t suck ;-)

Mucking about with music and stories from my Sexcapades in Thailand with a shoutout to Rare Todd and Singsong Saturday on Anchor

Some poetry about feeling ghoulishly horny as well as a level two burn of the Fryd Oreo Podcast’s recent episode on women being attracted assholes

CuntSandra is waking up and has started singing

How do we stop ourselves from being screwed in a bad way as women?

A sleepy chat about relationships remorse and learning to become a better version of myself.

Starting to get more settled at my mum’s house. Spend some time with me out in the slightly windy back yard with the dog and in the sunshine on a beautiful day 💋

I’ve heard back from the police and the wheels of bureaucracy are still turning hopefully in my favour. This recording is from the backyard of my mum’s place featuring Odie the dog.

Eventually I’ll find a bed to fucking again but this one isn’t it. I spent the first night living at my mum and sisters place. I think it’s gonna be okay but I’ll keep you all up-to-date. Hugs and kisses

If you want to you can listen to me practice the ukulele sometimes well sometimes badly and talk some shit and have a bit of a cry and stuff.