The Macron Show

Don’t Cry, Shitwolf – 10/21/17 A special show this week to commemorate the life of Mr. John Dunsworth AKA Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys who very sadly passed away this week just a month after being on this very show, and also Gord Downie of The Tragically Hip. Featuring Macron, Jeremy and InkedGoddess we placed some ads for a free TV and tried to get people to come to an actual trailer park. We...

Straight Outta Crumpton – 10/07/17 This show just features Macron and Deloris, Ben had to suddenly flee the country over some problems, he might be back soon though. This week we focused on some very angry complainers ranging from more bad food to missing deliveries and dusty TV boxes. We had a few great results despite Macron being very sick and we still managed to do a few hours of crazy enterta...

The End Of The World Show – 09/23/17 Time to celebrate the end of the world in style! This show features Macron, InkedGoddess and Jeremy From Corporate. With Planet X about to collide with Earth and the North Koreans planning to nuke us all we thought we’d go out with a bang! This week as well as handling the usual business of all the world’s complainers we placed more ads on Craigslist for free c...

Karl’s Free Cigarette Co – 09/16/17 This show features Macron, Deloris and Jeremy From Corporate finally back again! Sorry it’s been so long since the last show but we promise not to do it again. For this show we placed ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and then had people go collect them from a certain racist motel owner, with some great results. We dealt with a whole fresh cacophony of compl...

Trouble At Dick’s – 08/27/17 Back again already! This show features Macron, Inkedgoddess and Jeremey From Corporate. This time as well as our usual collection of awesome complainer calls we also placed an ad for some free Beats headphones and then had a bunch of people all meet at the same place (Dick’s) to see how that would go down, confusion and hilarity ensued. We also dealt with a bunch of fa...

Don’t Use The Force Luke – 08/23/17 I’m just gonna start right off by saying we pranked Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill, on this show! I did the whole Comcast routine on him, you’ll just have to listen. Mark I am very very sorry and I love you! Please don’t sue me as I have no money! This show also featured Macron, Jeremy from corporate and Deloris, oh and Mr. Fucking Lahey John Dunsworth did...

Everyone Knows It’s Wendy – 08/12/17 Back with another crazy show featuring Macron, Jeremy from corporate and InkedGoddess / Deloris! We mostly handle complainers once again with some amazing results this time. We almost got someone arrested for storming into the office at a certain fast food joint, we dealt with broken furniture, bad food, bad service, got Jeremy fired again and argued with some...

Complaining And Re-Complaining Myself – 07/29/17 This show features Macron, Jeremy and Deloris. Macron and Jeremy were both very sick this week and Deloris was late, but despite all of this we still made an awesome show with some great calls once again. This week we focused entirely on complainers again and tried to right all of the world’s problems, with some mixed results. We had a lot of people...

Macron And Deloris Get Unprofessionable – 07/23/17 This week’s show just features Macron backed up by supervisor Deloris. Don’t worry though because we got some classic calls this time. Yet again Macron tries to handle the business of dealing with all the Internet’s complaints, from bad fast food to missing mail orders we have it covered. No matter how reasonable we try to be these people just don...

Deloris Clydetoris Handles The Business – 07/15/17 Sorry for the short break there! This show featured Macron, InkedGoddess, Jeremey from Corporate and our latest addition Deloris Clydetoris (she drives a Taurus) handling a multitude of complex complaints and problems from our secret underground corporate office lair. This time we dealt with more messed up food, broken laptops, incorrect orders an...

Complainers Killers And Crackheads – 07/01/17 Another crazy show featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and for the first time Diesel! Once again we focus on resolving all the world’s complaints. From bad internet providers to shoddy fast food we have it all covered. This time around Macron killed Jeremy yet again, and then chopped up his body to put on pizza, the customer was only concerned with get...

Fidget Spinners And Cuckoldry – 06/24/17 This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess mostly dealing with a whole host of different complainers. We got some awesome results this week, from bad food to undelivered fidget spinners this show has it all. We even rounded things off with a call to a cuckolding life coach, no I’m not making that up! We also called a few crazy people selling random thi...

Faulty Muffin Balls – 06/17/17 Another epic show, this one filled to the brim with controversy and great calls. We had some absolutely awesome complainer pranks in this one, from faulty muffins, bad food and terrible service to more marijuana and security issues in hotel rooms this show had it all. I even left the stupidly controversial call to Scotty’s mother in which I take no credit for at all....

Vote For The Macron Party – 06/10/17 Following on from the British election another crazy show for your ears! Featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr. Charles and for the first time ever Mr. Smokey McPot. In this show we focused exclusively on the never ending list of complainers we have to deal with and got some excellent results! Whether you have a complaint about your pizza, Internet, shopping...

Quality Cuckwear And PC Repair – 06/03/17 The most ridiculously long show in a very long time! Featuring Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. On this show we call up a whole heap of complainers, a few stores and of course our favourite motel. We had some good results and I tried to keep the length of this show down by editing out the breaks and stuff. The main reason for the length of this show is the la...

The Fate Of The Furious – 05/28/17 They tried to stop this show but they couldn’t do it! This was one of the craziest shows in a long time. Featuring Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess we started the show with a rundown of this week’s crazy people, which turned out hilarious. We then checked in with the Sea Tac only to find out that some helpful listener has changed their voicemail for us. I think at th...

Cucking At The Bridge Club – 05/21/17 A shorter show this week and no longer on the stupid schedule. So to be honest with you guys I got a little stick of having to make the exact same show time every week, it becomes kind of a chore. We’re now going back to the good old days of just doing shows whenever we feel like. You can expect shorter but more frequent shows from now on and hopefully they wi...

Bill Gates’ Boston Pancake – 05/13/17 This show title says it all! This episode features Macron (duh!) Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess. This week we started with some of our regular Twitter complainers. Then, for some reason, we decided to call everyone in Bill Gates’ neighborhood because of course that’s a great idea. Don’t worry though because none of us definitely lives there. Ahem. As usual...

Vive La Macron – 04/29/17 Just another silly show, in celebration of Macron being about to win the French Presidency Macron, Ben (AKA Jeremy), InkedGoddess and Dr. Charles decided to call up a bunch of French Restaurants and try to introduce the world to French swear words instead of Indian ones this week. Dr. Charles of course back from his stint in jail after botching Ben’s penis surgery. As wel...

Cucking On Gas – 04/22/17 Another stupidly long show, mostly thanks to our new friend Ralph the Redneck. This show featured Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. Ben once again wanted to host a cuckold party so we did our best. We started with our usual Twitter complainer customers, we then moved on to some restaurants, hotels and motels (obviously including our favourite racist motel!) and then did some...

The Great United Easter Hoedown Throwdown – 04/16/17 This show featured Macron and InkedGoddess only, Ben is recovering from a botched penis enlargement operation carried out by Dr. Charles who is also currently in jail for malpractice. We are hoping they will both be back in time for next week’s show. In this episode we celebrated Easter by taking advantage of the recent United controversy over t...

Barackron – 04/01/17 Another crazy and epic long show this time featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr Charles, Motherfucker Jones and a special cameo from Barack Obama! Happy April Fools Day everyone! In this show we interview Barack Obama, we deal with recent controversy over United Air and passengers wearing leggings / yoga pants. We then go on to cause utter mayhem for another bridge club, ha...

Scientrollogy – 03/25/17 A very special show featuring Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben, InkedGoddess and we were joined by Mr. Mike Rinder , former member of the Church of Scientology and star of Louis Theroux’s My Scientology Movie as well the TV series Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath ! We were honoured to have Mike on at the start of the show for an exclusive interview where we talked not on...

The Macron And Dr Charles Murder Suicide Incident – 03/18/17 Oh boy where to start with this one. This show featured Macron, Ben, Dr. Charles and David K. We started by calling our favourite racist motel owners and quickly moved on to our usual weekly batch of Twitter complainers and ended in complete tragedy. Basically the story goes that a certain airline customer named Stephen had made some ver...

Revenge Of The Complankers – 03/13/17 I’m not even sure where to begin with this show as I’m still kinda speechless. We decided to do a bonus extra show this week as we still had lots of numbers left over and a little extra time on our hands, and I’m sure glad we did. This show featured Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess AKA The Dream Team. We started by calling a bunch of Twitter complaine...