The Macron Show

Two Rude Dudes – 08/17/18 Macron and Chumley are back in action and ruder than ever. This week we start of with some hilarious calls to people who want to barter for things on Craigslist, we hijack some more conferences and basically cause mayhem and we then begin to tap into a whole new well of Internet complainers, more on that soon, and we get some amazing results. Who would have thought that s...

Kitchen People – 08/12/18 This show features Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Gaspian calling a whole bunch of fresh complainers, as well as re-visiting some classic crazy people. We had a particularly irate couple who didn’t want their car repaired in Octember for some strange reason, we had an Indian scammer who didn’t like being scammed and later Ron and Chimbles attempted to resolve their r...

Soft Teeth – 08/10/18 We’re back again, yes with more complainers, featuring Macron and Chumley in action dealing with all the world’s greatest whiners as well as causing trouble at hotel rooms by asking to host the monthly staff meeting in guests rooms and also disrupting several conferences. This time we had a lady who got a terrible rash from skin cream purchased from Sea World, a couple who st...

The Day The Complaints Died – 08/08/18 A somber day indeed Macron fans

The M-Files Episode 2 – Time Travel And Chupacabra Meat – 08/05/18 In this exciting second instalment of the M-Files Special Agents Macron and Chumley tackle some fresh complainers with an X-Files themed twist, at least that’s the idea anyway. Amongst many great calls we tried to help a lady get a refund and avoid a nasty accident using the power of time travel, we spoke to a lady who may have eat...

The MusTard Massacre – 08/04/18 This show was a whole giant clusterf*ck and no mistake! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess we tried to just do a normal show handling a bunch of fresh complainers and instead ended up dealing with Chimbles, who after last night’s escape and kidnapping then decided to wreak havoc in our precious Discord server. We also had a lady who tried to cash in on her k...

Blow On My Whistle – 07/30/18 We’re back once again with Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess to celebrate national cheesecake day and national whistleblowers day! Actually no this show is just to make up for the missed show we promised yesterday, but those days are real you can look it up. On this show we dealt with a brand new batch of complainers, from broken fridges, dangerous phone cables, wet fl...

The Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18 In this all new episode of The Macron Files Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle the subject of multi level marketing, including what it is, who does it and what we all think of it. The pitfalls and the perils, the pros and the cons (mostly cons) and share our own experiences and knowledge of the subject. Chumley learns that his favo...

Hot Dog Hands – 07/27/18 Well it happened again, another crazy show with an insane twist at the end. On this show Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of complainers before causing some good old fashioned bridge club mayhem. This time we had some annoyed dating site customers, a lady who failed to rent out some cardboard boxes to use as furniture, dealt with a bridge club member w...

Day Of The Living – 07/21/18 Told you we’d be back soon! In a special sequel edition of last night’s show we get right back to business with a whole new phone number (which as it transpires belonged to a whorehouse!). This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackling a whole bunch of fresh new complaints, and a couple of old ones, as well as hijacking some conferences just for good meas...

Dia De Los Muertos – 07/20/18 This awesome show features Macron, Chumley and the triumphant return of the one and only InkedGoddess! On this show we called a poor guy whose Internet conduit was being blocked by the cursed sarcophagus of Imhotep forcing him to do battle with the dead in Egypt. We also had more fights at the dollar stores, a nasty altercation at the gas station, a fat couple who bro...

Hot Dog Day – 07/16/18 Happy Hot Dog Day one and all! This show sure was a blast to do! Featuring Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Hot Dog Mike and many many great complainers we had an amazing time celebrating our completely made up on the spot thing called Hot Dog Day! Calls included a guy who fraudulently ordered 3 fax machines from Epson, in 2018! A lady who ordered many many subscriptions...

Sweet Capuchin Monkey – 07/15/18 Sweet Capuchin Monkeys we’re back again! After a short break to move house Macron and Chumley return again with more crazy nonsense. In this show we tried to call a scammer selling sweet capuchin monkeys, made a preacher cook and taste his own urine, made the whole Build A Bear pay your age debacle even worse and generally had a good time hanging out with our aweso...

Independence Day Dumbness – 07/04/18 Today we celebrate our independence! By calling up a bunch of complainers and random stuff for sale on Craigslist of course. This special show features Macron and Chumley and real bunch of very special people, and by very special I mean REALLY stupid people this time. This show is a little shorter than usual as Macron is in the middle of moving to a brand new s...

Big Chimpin – 06/29/18 Oh man he finally went there. Advance warning tonight’s intro music was only about 10 minutes long instead of the usual 20 as I was super late getting started due to some obligations, nevertheless this show was still awesome. Macron and Chumley take on the world’s complainers once again with some amazing results, a very angry lady who didn’t like the staff at the Olive Garde...

Revenge Of The Rednecks – 06/24/18 Back once again like the crazy maniacs we are Macron and Chumley do another epic long show to end a great weekend of pranks thanks to our awesome supporters. Named this show after a very special little guy with more than a few hangups on racial issues, listen to find out all about it. We also had some very angry complainers who for some strange reason seem to be...

Poop In A Jar – 06/22/18 That’s right poop in a jar people! It happened! This show features Macron and Chumley back in action yet again with another crazy long show thanks to all the fans who listened live, who just won’t let me stop! This week we got a dude to poop in a jar to check for worms, listed off an extensive list of porno parody titles to a really cool guy, got yelled at extensively by a...

Weak End Of Ringing Part 2 – 06/10/18 As promised here is part 2 of our super special weak end of madness, this time featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess too! As we’d hoped there were a lot more pickups in this show including a few people who didn’t respond yesterday. Once again complaints ranged from poor fast food service, missing deliveries, a very confused woman waiting for her tax refun...

Weak End Of Ringing Part 1 – 06/09/18 In the first of this weekend’s special super double feature machine Macron and Chumley attempt to call another smorgasbord of complainers, most of whom were difficult to get a hold of, rude, uncooperative and definitely very difficult to deal with. We got the usual upset fast food customers, a woman who was beside herself with fury over not getting a 0.30 cent...

The skeletalreplacement.com Launch Party – 06/02/18 Welcome to the specially extended launch party show! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess as celebrate all things skeleton replacement! Actually not really this is just about 7 hours of us handling complaints as usual, but that is a real website and we are now using it to direct all our skeleton replacement customers and donors! This show h...

Ribble And Chimbles Get The Hoobly Jooblies  – 05/28/18 What do you expect from a Macron show joint bank holiday and Memorial Day show? Skeleton transplants? Too bad because we gottem! Zombie food servers? Check! Ruthless car companies? You betcha! We got gunfights at the corporate office, we got grenades, we even have undead monster plants of some type. Everything you needed to unwind after a bus...

Through The Wire – 05/24/18 Macron and Chumley back again handling all the world’s most serious complaints, such as the tragic tale of the man who didn’t get enough ice trays in his refrigerator, the woman who’s food wasn’t quite to her satisfaction, some dude who didn’t know why there were ants in his ANTstant coffee jar, yet another shootout at the corporate office and one woman who cried about...

The M-Files Episode 1 – 05/20/18 Welcome to a new series of unique pranks known as The-M Files. Not to be confused with the Macron Files but actually the X-Files. In this show Special Agents Blackman and Chumley attempt to uncover various alien and otherworldly events via the medium of complaints. These include fast food employees being abducted by aliens, food contaminated with an alien virus, fa...

Complimentary Skeleton Transplants And Other Great Offers – 05/18/18 Welcome back brothers and sisters. This show features Macron and Chumley taking on all the world’s challenges and winning. Everything from fast food that’s not fast enough, terrible music at the Olive Garden, having to pay outrageous cancellation fees and even people refusing a completely free full skeleton transplant to fix thei...

Happy Mother F*ckers Day Y’all – 05/13/18 Happy Mother F*cker’s Day America! We’re back again with the pranks featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGodess and all the world’s greatest complainers. Some real gems in here including a guy who thinks Yahoo are stealing all his data, several ladies who are not at all happy with their darn fast food service and a few very very angry maniacs who got a littl...