The Macron Show

Prank Wars Episode IX: Return Of Jeremy – 05/04/19 Yeah you read that right! May the 4th and Star Wars and all that stuff. This show features the incredible return of Jeremy From Corporate along with Macron, MCSARay, IMC and Dani The Prank Call Bitch! For some reason many people did not want to pick up the phone today, possibly because of the late start. Nevertheless we all persevered and forced s...

Echoes Of Future Past – 04/28/19 Welcome to a rare Sunday show where this time Macron, InkedGoddess, MCSARay, IMC and Banarof tackle some really wacky and zany characters including a man who can’t decide if he’s using our dating app to find a man or a woman, a man who spent thousands of dollars on his lemon truck, another poor woman fooled by the Ellen scam, a lady who ordered dildos and brain pil...

High Powered Lasers and Brain Concentration Pills – 04/24/19 Welcome to another crazy episode of the Macron Show where this time Macron, MCSARay and Banarof take on a whole new load of stupid complainers, including a man who’s bike was repossessed from storage, a McDonald’s customer who thought it was okay to keep calling us back, a lady who does not like having to pay for a marriage certificate,...

Canadian Idiots – 04/19/19 Welcome to 420 eve with Macron, MCSARay and Banarof with a bunch of, mostly, Canadian idiots with complaints. This time there’s another lady who’s boobs are too big for her dress, a lady who’s feet are too small for her shoes, we have more freeloaders trying to get something from TV shows, we try to sell a lady some cheese made from ‘human extracts’, we have multiple mis...

Leah’s Discount Furniture and Filipino Brides – 04/16/19 Join us as we celebrate the birth of old lady Leah with Macron, MCSARay and Banarof. This time we have a weird intro from Leah, we get some people to think they are talking to the Steve Harvey Show and Ellen (it doesn’t end well for them), we have a guy who is super angry that he ripped his own furniture and doesn’t want to fix it, we have a...

Pole Smoke Detectors – 04/10/19 This show features Macron, MCSARay and Banarof and this time every single person we called needed to change the batteries in their smoke detectors. We have a lady who had the wrong kind of ass for her bike seat, Ray manages to wipe some poor guy’s phone, we deal with a bunch of missing orders again, there’s a naked Doordash driver who gets shot in the tits and we ca...

Handyman Doug – 04/05/19 Back again with a whole bunch of fresh weirdos to deal with as Macron, MCSARay and Banarof take on the world of complainers. This time we have a woman who simply cannot tolerate the staff at Planet Fitness eating their lunch, a crazy redneck couple who threaten to murder us, a lady who was too large to fit into her clothes, a man who didn’t like us taking his truck out on...

Eighteen Naked Cowboys – 04/01/19 Come celebrate Ben’s birthday at Ram Ranch with Macron, MCSARay as well as Ben, Banarof, IMC, Leah and all the other Discord people. This time around we have big trouble at Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, swearing in front of stupid kids at Long John Silver’s, more missing food at Popeye’s, a guy who is far less chipper about his stay at La Quinta after speaking t...

The Vegan Egg – 03/26/19 This epic show features Macron, MCSARay with guest appearances from Leah, IMC, Banarof, Down South, Lhite Wines and the rest of the crazy Discord people as well as Jeff himself! This time we deal with a lady and her vegan egg requests, an old lady who purchased a large pink afro, a lady who’s new couch wasn’t quite perfect enough for her incredible apartment, a man who had...

The Second Annual InkedGoddess Birthday Bonanza! – 03/20/19 Happy birthday to the goddess of prank calls! This year we celebrate again in the usual way by servicing a whole fresh bunch of crazy complainers with Macron and MCSARay too. This time we deal with a massive weiner at the Steak and Shake, a pervert who wants to stare at the figure skaters on TV, a man who nearly blew himself up with some...

Ray’s St Paddy’s Day Hangover Show – 03/18/19 Happy day after St Patrick’s Day everyone! To celebrate this event Macron and MCSARay attempt to call hungover complainers and get some great results! We have a lady who learns how to say Nissan properly, several problems with a sportswear store, a lady who thinks she’s talking to Ellen Degeneres, some Doordash people who aren’t getting paid and we mee...

Canadian Girls Gone Wild – 03/15/19 So apparently my voice gets sexier when I’m ill, which is great because I barely made it through this show alive. This time Macron and MCSARay take on a bunch of fresh complainers including big trouble at the Checker’s Drive In, a lady complaining about the other customers in a restaurant, yet another strange customer who does not like their Octember delivery da...

Voodoo Hexes And Useless Rednecks – 03/06/19 Oh wow two shows in two days!? On this special extra show Macron, MCSARay, IMC and Shawn Taylor deal with a bus load of tourists who went to New Orleans for the day and got hexed with voodoo, caught bird flu and didn’t pay their carbon taxes. After that nonsense was dealt with we moved onto some more complainers, had another murder suicide at the corpor...

Macron Sends Out Shartil – 03/05/19 This crazy episode of The Macron Show features MCSARay, IMC and Shawn Taylor as we create a brand new f*cked up Pokemon called Shartil, attempt to deal with every complainer on the Internet, talk some sense into some conference people and the short lived three way romance between Sylvia at the Sea Tac, IMC and Macron comes crashing to the ground. We also got 2 m...

Sub Dermal Armour And Spouse Stealing – 02/28/19 This show features Macron and the Irish Devil MCSARay taking on mostly crazy complainers and finally getting some good results including a lady who didn’t want Ron’s fashion advice, a man who gets his girlfriend stolen after being caught with porn, a health insurance customer who is offered various skeletal and bionic upgrades and we try out best to...

Bionic Granny – 02/24/19 This special little show features Macron, MCSARay and for the first time ever on the Macron Show THE Shawn Taylor from the scambaiting scene! We handled a whole bunch of complainers who mostly didn’t pick up at first. We also caused chaos in some conferences, tried a few scammers who apparently don’t work on Sundays and generally had loads of fun. There was also new music...

Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre – 02/14/19 On this very special Saint Valentines Day celebration we present to you some brand new music (produced by Lhite Wines) just for this special day. We also announced the upcoming Macron And Friends album which will be released shortly. You need to listen to the show to hear more about that. We really hope you enjoy it as much as we do. This show takes a more...

Dr Frankenstein’s Tight Nuts – 02/08/19 Macron and Corporate back once again to handle all the complainer people oh wow yay! This time we got cars with tight nuts and leaky parts, a man who doesn’t accept my offer to mail him a free pizza, a woman who claims she was racially profiled by an online survey and a whole bunch of fast food and shopping related nonsense. Hope you all enjoyed the new styl...

Omnishambles – 02/02/19 Omnishambles was the most appropriate name I could think of for this show, frankly I have no idea what actually happened. I REALLY hope you like my latest show intro. Shoutout to Miss Morgan and Carlito, all love. Also enjoy the new Sea Tac Anthem song which I release somewhere sometime. There was Corporate and Inked and lots of technical problems, some prank calls, somethi...

The Ebola Guy Sneezed On The Desert Penguin – 01/26/19 Abandoned by his heartless co-hosts who for some reason think it’s okay to have a life outside of the show (happy birthday Corporate!) Macron sets out all alone to tackle the world of complainers and conference freaks again. I hope you enjoy the special intro to this show, produced by Macron and MCSARay this will hopefully be the first of many...

Rita Didn’t Get Her Donut Day – 01/23/19 Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess come together as always on the 23rd of January to remember poor sweet Rita, who was forced to wait 30 whole minutes for a donut. We also had another radiation leak at McDonalds, dealt with some missing online orders, tried to help another annoying newspaper customer, were forced to ban some idiot with 6 kids from bringing...

Simon Snivvles Vs The Bedbug Burgers – 01/16/19 Macron and Corporate are back again with more red hot complainer action! There was quite the lineup of funny calls and characters this time including a lady who we tried to recruit to the X-Men after she complained about her dentist, a tragic incident involving an alarm company and another multiple murder / suicide in the office, a lady with 7 soft t...

Redneck Ronpage – 01/12/19 Back yet again for an unprecedented third time this week! Macron and Corporate work on a Saturday for you people and this crazy barrage of raging rednecks is all we get as thanks. This time we have a lady who was horrified at only getting three shrimp for dinner, a lady who was furious at having to go and collect her own mattress remote, a very special man who did some s...

Legally Confused – 01/09/19 Back again as promised Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess take on even more complainers including a lady who’s diamonds melted, a man with squeaky boots, a lady who simply refused to put a new battery in her smoke alarm causing significant confusion, we prank another listener’s girlfriend and we end things with a crazy woman who hands her phone headset to a stranger in...

Not Not A None Negative New Year Show – 01/07/19 Happy New Year everyone! Today Macron and Corporate handle the business of 2019 complainers, and host another entire Ronference! This time we have a lady getting wild with an axe at the dentist, a man trying to get his cookbook published, a lady who got herself banned from giving blood, a lady trying to smoke weed in her hotel room and loads more, a...