The Macron Show

Car Stereo Blunt Another show that got way out of hand, but that’s just how things have been going recently. Also once again my Restream died on me and the video got cut into two parts, I am taking steps to fix this! This show contains very strong language throughout and we tackle a lot of very explosive political views in order to expose what some of the *ssholes that we call really think. If you...

The Leprechaun First of all sorry that this show is split into two parts for people watching on YouTube, my streaming service took a big crap towards the end of the show but you can find the last little part right here, and it’s worth it: https://youtu.be/G9BliMuCock This is also a VERY special show because a certain co-host named Ray told everyone he would do a face reveal if they donated five hu...

My Wife Is A Little Slow Welcome to August people and as usual we have a bumper crop of idiots to see in the new month. This time it’s a very cruel lady who does not want to donate her order to charity, we try to convince and elderly woman that she took our sleeping tablets and entered into some Total Recall like experience, we get into a very bitter dispute with a religious jewellery buyer, we me...

Weather Station 4000 In another silly edition of Mondays With Macron as well as the obvious fresh goosing of a potential Twitch streamer we meet another person who changed their travel plans due to some unknown worldwide virus, a lady who is anxiously awaiting her test results, Tyrone gets a new golf mat, some crazy guy wants US to fix his broken car, some lady cannot activate her bank card and we...

No, I Said NO Another bumper Mondays With Macron full of weird and wonderful people. This time around we meet a man who has some kind of weird problem with all his bank charges, a horny silver haired dating site customer, a REALLY angry family who want to have their car parts delivered to THEIR address, we get a visit from the good Father, find a woman who got stray dog eyelashes for her birthday,...

Peter Venkman Prank Caller Well in this show Ron literally gets busted (badum tish) when it is discovered by a real life mafia gangster that he is in fact Peter Venkman from New York it’s a long story but don’t miss it. We also talked to a Dollar Shave Club customer who for some reason didn’t want to pay money every month just to cancel, a Plenty Of Fish user who does not want to upload nudes, Ron...

Firing My Cyber Hip Pew! Hi everyone how ya durrrin? In yet another crazy show we meet a cybernetic prostitute who wants us to make a movie of her life, we get yelled at a lot by a very angry Fashion Nova customer, poor sweet gentle Smiley Homey gets yelled at for trying to raise money for charity, we meet a mother who’s son has itchy scalp who can’t seem to operate the automated telephone system,...

Cancel In this weird and wonderful edition of Mondays With Macron we meet a man who we THINK wants to cancel his service, even though we try our best to stop him. We also meet a woman with a very very special level of intelligence who REALLY wants her new bank card, a dating site customer who cannot understand why he is single, a lady who had to pay extra to Uber for being pretentious, another lad...

Faded Shades Hey everyone and welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron. In this episode we meet a stupid preachy man who is devasted that his $300 sunglasses have faded a little, some very aggressive Amazon customers, a very angry man who does not understand what a 90 day return policy means, and another skinflint who doesn’t want to pay our massive charges just to update his phone number....

I Am A Security Expert Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Mondays With Macron (on a Tuesday) in the brand new studio! This week we meet a top security expert who explains to us how not give out all you information on the Internet and then allow a gay porn goose onto your computer. We also speak to a lady who just isn’t interested, a couple who just decided they no longer wanted their coo...

Mr Whiny Burger’s Broken Bike Hi guys, this week Mr Whiny Burger has a broken bicycle, and you have no idea who you’re dealing with. Also Jeff has a broken marriage, some lady has a broken computer and a company that sells face masks broke it’s promise to a very confused customer. We also get Kevin to sing happy birthday to Carpel and we get Karl to hang up on us, and a whole load more. Don’t forg...

Goose Abuse The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them gay porn. The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her mi...

Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20 It’s stupid Ray’s birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we pla...

Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20 Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn’t in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a...

Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20 First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we’re now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn’t showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we’re looking into it. Tonight...

Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20 Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you’ve all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered...

Ray’s Gay Goose – 04/27/20 We’re back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who’s fat pills didn’t work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn’t handle the automated phone syste...

The Let’s Try This Again Show – 04/24/20 This show is dedicated to Jak, ScorpianQueen and Nemesis for saving the show. As you may have seen our long standing show machine computer up and died during Monday’s show and we had to abandon it. This show is to replace that show and for Jak’s birthday and also to thank Nemesis and ScorpianQueen who amazingly stepped in and bought us an amazing new comput...

If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Bring Your Passport – 04/13/20 In case you’re wondering about the show title it’s from a lady who was on this show and genuinely thought that San Francisco was not part of the United States. This is about the level we had to deal with tonight. Firstly we want to mention that our boy Johnny shaved his hair off live on the stream for Macmillan Cancer Resea...

Isolation Party Easter 2020! – 04/12/20 Happy Easter everyone, we decided to do a little extra bonus show today featuring Ron and everyone in Discord mostly calling up even more complainers and trying to resolve their completely unreasonable problems on Easter Sunday. There were way too many crazy ones to list here so just go ahead and listen and we’ll be back very very soon… Don’t forget to get a...

The Curious Caper Of The Contaminated Container – 04/06/20 Another lockdown show and clearly cabin fever is taking affect. This time around it’s Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and Dr. Charles taking on mostly insane complainers. We finally got Jolo to come through for us and he actually had a live proper rap battle with 50 Cent (Toby) on the air. We also deal with a big bunch of whiny compl...

Jolo Completely Fecks Everything Up – 03/30/20 So this show was supposed to feature an epic prank on our good buddy Jolo which we prepared for an entire day to show you guys, only it turned out in the entire 3 hours of the show he was literally just too dumb to even manage to get in front of a computer or even to open up YouTube. It was quite amazing, instead I just yelled at him for a good few mi...

Ron Fights Back – 03/23/20 Despite being actually diagnosed with the stupid Coronavirus and barely being able to speak Ron digs deep in order to slaughter a bunch of unsuspecting people. This week was a strange one because initially Ron was feeling too sick to do anything and wanted Ray and co to run things, but less than an hour in the control freak side came out and he just took right over again...

St Patrick’s Day In Quarantine – 03/17/20 Welcome to a very special show that was literally planned at the last minute. It is St. Patrick’s day and all the pubs have been closed due to Coronavirus. We have therefore decided to open Virtual Pub and keep you entertained throughout this crisis as promised during our announcement yesterday. In this show we host the very first Macron Show Virtual Pub Q...

Everyone’s In Quarantine – 03/16/20 Hi everyone, firstly if you’re watching this show on the website the YouTube link is for part 1 of the show. We got attacked by hackers after talking about the Coronavirus and had to restart the stream, but the first part is important to see as it contains a very special announcement from Ron. The rest of the show got way, way out of hand. Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel,...