The Macky Rat Podcast

Trump is going to be back...so...Mr. X is going to start working on it. Ever heard of China Town - Nate hasn't. What about Big Trouble in China town? A combination of China Town and Big Trouble In Little China. We kind of riff on it - but its not funny. Shout out to James Hong. Donald get twerked on... which leads to a bizarre story from Mr. X about an Indian IT tech. Long story short he hates Mic...

Ok. First off - trigger warning. Mr. X is constantly coughing into the f'ing microphone like an idiot. That being said...another funny episode of The Macky Rat podcast. It's St. Patrick's day. We talk about how it sucks and how craft beers suck. Billy Joel's in town and he has quite the show for you. We address the rumor that Youtube has instructional masturbation videos on it. We never solve it....

We're almost to episode 50...well, not really. But, we'll do something special when we get there. This week - nothing planned. Nate's back in a big way! We want to shout out our fellow podcasters who were murdered. We don't know their podcast name or what happened - but, they were murdered. And that type of fandom is what every podcaster dreams of. Mr. X's throat is dry ... We do a Nate's ROLEPLAY...

Nate's back and he is in top form. After an earnest talk about depression the show becomes mildly entertaining. Tom Sizemore is dead. That's kind of a bummer. But, he had a tough life TBH. RIP to one of the best. Kaleb knew him because he's from Detroit and shorts are big in Detroit too. Nate likes Honey Badger - which sucks. Professor Latin X makes a return...we're really working on this guy. Nat...

Nate has abandoned us yet again. He's allegedly 'sick'. Lying bastard. Anyways, this episode Kaleb and Mr. X come together for another TWO BEST FREINDS ver. of the podcast. Mr. X hates Mr. Beast but loves old YouTube...though, upon reflection, there has been very little change - In Mr. Beasts defense. We discuss the worst type of person, someone 'in love with life'. The one good thing they do is w...

Another great and disorganized episode. We talk Valentine's day - it's very boring. Shou out to J-Lo and Sir Mix A lot. Paving the way for fat asses to be cool. We all make a pact to die in a fashion where we flop out of the hospice bed and onto the floor and seizure around till we die. Also, Mr. X starts overusing the term 'flopping'. It's 30 minutes of boring Valentine's bull shit. Mr. X had a g...

Another FUN FILLED episode of the Macky Rat show. We go over the finer parts of the term 'roger' ... then ... ITS SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! By this time the super bowl is over. But, you still have Super Bowl Fever no doubt. Mr. X is sick again. We talk about the good old WASHINGTON RED SKINS. Chief Red Skin drops by to ridicule us about the Chiefs...and the Red Skins, etc. Joe Biden and Hunter Biden drop...

Every podcast has a podcast named this titling... "technical difficulties". Anyways, we start off very funny - till Nate ruins everything with his 'technical difficulties'. Joe Biden visits us once again and explains to us how he had open brain surgery and how we can't use "Indian style" any more to describe stuff. Mr. X declares that the 3 are back - their funniness is back...He then goes on to g...

Episode 33 of our AMAZING comedy podcast. We start out saying Nate ruins the podcast but somehow, he makes it our best one yet. Anyways, Kaleb gives us a halfcocked review of Velma. It doesn't suck nor is it good - the worst possible thing a show can do. Mr. X gives credence to his real life yet again. Wana Sykes is back - thank goodness. Elon Musk joins us for a moment to ... discuss Nick Fuentes...

Another fun filled episode of The Macky Rat Podcast. Mr. X tells a lovely story about how he will lose what little he has due to his wife running someone over. Nates a normie or maybe he's not...we can't tell. We expose Nate. We talk Velma. Rule 34 is alive and well. Nate likes Moon Cake. The cenoserd parts are [censored] but the protect the names of the innocent - it's not a bleeped out n'word. W...

Nate is back. After a hiatus on the show to go and post inflammatory anti-police rhetoric on Facebook ... he's back. We learn something new about Trump and Qanon...they are a secret band of 'hunters' dispelling corruption and pedophiles - which are now called MAPS! We have a MUSKDATE. Van's friend's mom died. We dip into the 'dead internet' conspiracy briefly and talk about AOL again. We confirm N...

Episode 29 of the Macky Rat Podcast brings us to our third two party outing. Mr. X and Kaleb and NO NATE! It only makes sense that we EXPOSE our most 'popular' members most heinous ... idk ... crimes. We start with a shout out to 'swole Asians'. We speak about Asian body builder 'Thanos' briefly - for some reason. We finish up with Mr. X in-law woes. And that takes a long time. We give some good a...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We forgot to upload the episode for New Year's Eve. So, here it is! Celebrate the lamest holiday all over again with your pals at the Macky Rat Podcast. This episode we talk about mermaids ... We love Tom Green - we don't love new Tom Green. Mr. X may or may not have met Lucky Liu. Chinese New Years is also coming up! Oh boy! We introduce a new pod favorite character, Good English...

All we want for Christmas is you ... to listen to our podcast! It's our Christmas Extravaganza. We sing some horrible parody songs. We reminisce a little. At one point Mr. X goes on a pro-Rise Up tirade. I'm too busy celebrating the holidays to type a good summary ... also... I forgot to upload our Xmas episode last night. So, please, give it a listen and Merry Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

A NEW EPISODE of The Macky Rat podcast. It turns out we DO NOT broadcast in stereo. Nate did not play games with us after the pod ... one of our biggest fears is revealed - our fans beating us up. We give a big shout out to Big Mike, our only fan. We briefly touch on how WWII is the lamest period for shooting games. Then we talk about WWII for a minute. Bad news, Adam Sandler won the Mark Twain Am...

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It's episode 25! Of course, we don't mention it...and we shout out Jonathan once again. Mickey M***E comes back again to terribly unfunny results. He reminds us about the new D' film "Strong World". We don't review it really. Alex Jones drops by again too. He's still shilling bullshit sunglasses. Mr. X creates his own, possibly true, conspiracy about Jones and West. We talk about ... I don't know,...

On this fun filled episode ... Elon Musk joins us then Micky M***E joins us. Wow. CSI:SVU sucks ... but it's one of Mr. X's friend's favorite shows - lamely. Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese guy, and he is an annoying inspiration for people. If you wake up at 5 a.m. and go to church for 2 hours, you WILL NOT BE RICH. We mistakenly call it the 25th episode and bring up our RIVAL PODCAST. Nate doe...

THE 23RD EPISODE AND 5TH NOT FUNNY POD IN A ROW (OR IS IT?!)! NATE IS IN THE STUDIO! Ultimately...it makes no difference and adds nothing. But, it was still nice to see him. Mr. X does the pod nude - allegedly. This leads into him reminiscing into about the past in a very grandpa Simpson like fashion. WE give out a very special shout out. Van outs me for liking ghost videos. Mr. X has a conspiracy...

IT'S THE MACKY RAT FIRST ANNUAL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! Play this at your Thanksgiving party. It's all Thanksgiving ... sort of. Kid Rock visits us - he's happy Trump's back on Twitter. We do a roleplay for the first Thanksgiving after we do a roleplay with Jay Leno. We all give what our 'ideal Thanksgiving' would look like and one guest throughout history. Kaleb chooses a neanderthal. We follow it...

We open the episode begging for money and Mr. X takes a moment to trash to US Postal Services. Remember Mrs. Cleo? We do - briefly. We also remember Dr. Laura briefly and how her career was ended. We finally hit 200 downloads! So, we'll be at 1000 in roughly 100 episodes. Shout out to Big Mike who we tell a story about much later. We talk downtown Disney and the viral Disney "hacks" article. We al...

Johnathan Banks joins us for the intro and regales us with some behind the scenes items for Breaking Bad and Better Caul Saul. A celebration of Episode 20 ensues. We take a brief step into the concept of reality. Kaleb begins to explain the details on the Kanye West controversy before disappearing. But, luckily, he didn't die of a heart attack. Before that we shout out a fellow podcast ... they pr...

We start off with The Monster Mash. It's the best HW song. Nate shares that Korean people sleep on a slab of marble. Which is insane. Then we divulge into scary stuff. Number one scary thing - people think fake videos are real. My mom doesn't have LinkedIn and Mr. X hates this elephant viral video ... and has multiple Freudian slips about Indian people. We give the USA Today top 10 Halloween Candi...

We have finalized our 'catch phrase'. We talk about a Twitter feud, take time to talk about Christine Chan and remember Tay Zonday. We take time to talk about some world news - mainly the anti-oil activists splashing tomato sauce on a Van Gough and the American tourist who destroyed two priceless arts in the Vatican. It's revealed that it was Sylvester Stallone. But before that we discuss rather o...

SUPER MARIO BROS. THE MOVIE! We sort of talk about it. But, like the movie - there is nothing there ultimately. We play the Nintendo release and criticize it lightly. We also come up with some good recommendations. We praise Steve Harvey as usual - and trash the guy from Home Improvement that was a host on Family Feud. He is forgettable. We remind people that because of Metallica all this DCMA cra...