'The Macko & Cauz Podcast'

In honour of those ‘Toronto Life’ Real Estate porn articles Matt and Bob explain how Nylander is like an unfinished basement and how Kasperi Kapanen is like a fancy outdoor hot tub? Bob endures a children’s Christmas concert and beats Matt in the lamest rap batter ever. Also Matt waxes poetic about eating Octopus.

On the latest Pod Bob and Matt break down the #Leafs 4-1 loss to the Lightening, Matt has two ‘Love Actually’ Power Rankings and Bob has a big announcement!

If a #Nylander doesn’t play in the 3rd period does it make a sound? Is Garrett Sparks like a 5th starter in baseball? Is Andreas Johnnson the Pascal Siakam of the #MapleLeafs? All this plus what happened when Matt once flushed his cell phone down the toilet!

On the 101st episode Matt has some hot takes about milkshakes and a simple take on how if you don’t believe in climate change just ask any winemaker. Bob has an interesting idea about NHL goalies, Matt does his Gary Oldham from ‘The Professional’ impersonation and who is better right now Russell Wilson or Aaron Rodgers?

It’s the 100th episode of the Podcast! Matt swims with sharks and can’t find his underwear. Bob got a pedicure. Also Cam Newton loves Sauvignon Blanc and plenty of Leafs talk.

It's a bonus episode!  Branford Marsalis spurred Bob for Michael Landsberg. How obsessed are we about our smart phone battery level? Other topics include: J. Lo vs. Britney Spears, the joy of the movie ‘Anaconda’ + Matt's horrible Jon Voight impersonation & the biggest thing that Matt & Bob disagree about.

On the latest episode Bob and Matt revel in the Raptors blowout win over LeBron and the Lakers and Matt wonders if we should strip the Bills of their 2017 Playoff appearance? Bob shares his green cleanse drink and Matt ranks the Top-5 movies that are always on AMC.

It’s the Halloween edition of ‘The Macko & Cauz’ Podcast! Is it shameful that Matt went out Trick-or-Treating as a teenager? Instead of Top-5 Halloween villains Bob lists his Top-5 Halloween Heroes? Also the guys discuss the ramifications of the Auston Matthews injury, Kawhi dominating the 76ers and Bob has nothing but love for Danny Green.

In Episode 96 Bob and Matt look at the Leafs after 10 games and their big win over the Winnipeg Jets. When it comes to Nylander Matt wonders if the team should “Bridge and Goat” him while Bob defends his controversial tweet about the Jets and Maple Leafs. Bob and Matt have a super nerdy/predictable moment involving Darth Vader plus they discuss the recent Toronto mayoral election.

With the most interesting/fascinating/important #Raptors season upon us Matt & Bob go a full hour talking Toronto and NBA + weed day in Toronto and Matt’s home being Full Halloween.

Bob and Matt are practically swooning at the #Leafs offence. Matt realizes that this is the first season in #Raptors history where Americans are talking more about Toronto than Toronto is talking about Toronto. In honour of Drew Brees the guys rank their Top-5 favourite “short” athletes and Bob has a couple fantastic stories about his mother-in-law.

On the latest episode Bob and Matt look back at the #Leafs home opener, Bob has a great nickname for the Leafs Power Play and Matt wonders why Bob’s house smells like fish.

Bob and Matt are back with a live episode after Matt’s trip to Peru. The guys discuss his adventures in South America and just what the hell happened to his big toe on his right foot. They look at the #Leafs back-up goalie situation; Kawhi Leonard’s laugh and is Matt’s condo on fire during the recording?

The guys want to apologize for this no structure, random conversations evergreen episode. As you listen to this Matt is deep in his trek at Machu Picchu and you are deep into their nonsense. They discuss Matt’s epic journey to Canadian Tire, underwear etiquette and do you pee with the door open around your significant other? Oh and Matt gives a fishing tip. So if you are telling people about the ‘...

With Matt gone to Peru the guys have released episode #90 a wee bit early. They look back at the NFL Opener & Bob fires a bunch of football related questions at Matt. With training camp a week away they do a deep dive on the #MapleLeafs and wonder is there more pressure on Mike Babcock than anyone else within the organization?

Bob is back to discuss his girl’s first day of school and family members who wear speedos on vacation. Matt makes his September predictions for the world of sports and the guys discuss the Buffalo Bills, Colin Kaepernick & the state of calmness within Leaf Land.

With Bob on vacation Matt is joined by Lindsay Hamilton from Sportscentre. They discuss Lindsay’s journey to TSN, the Toronto sports scene, creepy showers, Roberto Osuna and the greatness of Oprah & Tom Cruise.

Matt and Bob discuss why umbrellas are useless, why they’re not worried about Nylander’s contract situation and why Bob always prefers to wear ties at work. They debate the merits of the Blue Jays calling up Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and whether or not Ovechkin will have a “down” year in 2019.

Bob and Matt are back live for the 86th episode. They discuss the worst movies to go on a date to, the stupid changes made for the upcoming Oscars and Matt has a surprising revelation about Bob’s basement. On the sports side Bob throws out rapid fire important #Leafs questions, and why could today be one of the most intriguing days in the history of Toronto Sports?

It's an all Listener Questions episode of the Pod! Matt does his Jim Rhome impersonation, Bob talks about the growth of soccer in North America and the guys tackle who did kill JFK! More importantly they answer if they’re happy and how they would re-boot ‘Police Academy’!

Hey everyone Bob is back! The guys go into a deep dive on the baseball and morality impact of the #Osuna trade, #LeBron’s new school and what our the Top-5 things you do at a cottage that you never do at home?

With Bob on his summer vacation/work tour Sean Woodly from the Locked on Raptors Podcast joins Matt to discuss all things #Raptors, #DeRozan & #KawhiLeonard.

With Bob away Jonas Siegel from The Athletic joins the Podcast to discuss why Jonas isn't as impressed with Lou Lamoriello's Leafs legacy, Hot Contact Talk (Nylander/Matthews/Marner) and why do we not speak of Nylander the same way we do of Marner? Later on they argue if Durant ruined the NBA and if the Raptors should go all in for Kawhi Leonard.

Yeah this one is simple to explain: Tavares to the Leafs LeBron to the Lakers You eat Pie à la Mode with a fork

In Episode 80: The guys discuss why is Strawberry Milk not more popular, CC with another great burn on Bob, ketchup shaming  with eggs, why the Leafs don’t need John Tavares  and why Bettman is not a Hall of Famer.