The Luxury Podcast

Jonathan and William discuss a great British institution: the pub. While JVS waxes lyrical about his love for a good boozer, William remains sceptical, questioning the true luxury of sticky floors and pork scratchings. The pair design their fantasy public houses - from names and decor, to what makes a great landlord, menus and drinks selections. Debating what truly makes a pub feel like home. They...

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan prepare for the arrival of Jonathan's puppy, with some crucial safety advice. Plus, discussion on how to executively display one's dwellings, and the two discover a very intriguing new pear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's possibly Jonathan and William's least luxurious and most controversial episode yet, as the two dive into the thorny subject of punishments. The two compare their different childhood experiences of discipline.  They also hear from a listener who recalls their grandfather's subtle method of disciplining misbehaving children by chasing them with a meat cleaver.  Plus, JVS and William d...

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan delve into what makes a hobby luxurious, and get an update on a hobby that's distinctly unglamorous (attending sea shanty festivals). They also celebrate the classy art of letter writing, and Jonathan shares a story of a disastrous family meal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the miracle of flight and all its glamourous - and unglamorous - features. From settling on which is truly the most luxurious class, to coping with nightmare passengers, they cover it all. William and Jonathan also bring a personal touch to the mix, with JVS describing a challenging lavatory experience, and William opening up about his delicate...

It's a multicultural bonus episode this week, with William and Jonathan practicing their German and advising a luxury listener on where to spend their holiday. Plus, the two fantasise about winning the lottery, and the mysterious art of 'Baby Led Weaning' makes a return. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan return to the world of television - and the silver screen too. They discuss favourite classic titles, as well as, of course, the correct etiquette for watching films and shows with others. William in particular has a very busy episode, which sees him sharing an exclusive about a popular reality show, insulting Rupert Grint and other gingers, and kicking...

This week's bonus episode takes place in the Vernon-Smith residence, sparking a heated discussion between Jonathan and William about town versus country. Plus, a discussion about the luxury way to treat your house staff, and the unexpected perils of an outdoor mirror. The two wrap things up with a very luxury live sea shanty performance, because why not? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

William and Jonathan explore how to enter an argument in a becoming and sophisticated fashion. They revisit old spats, including with a flatmate, a bar lady, and a very out of his depth electrician who thought he could go toe-to-toe with Jonathan. Plus, advice on how to handle keyboard warriors, and when to (if ever) admit that one’s got it wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with a discussion on the pros and cons of naturism, before William regales Jonathan about a very saucy interaction with a secret celeb. Plus, an important discussion on whether removal companies are luxury or not, and how to deal with misbehaving balls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss holidays. The two trade tips on the most luxury locations, and give listeners advice on everything from souvenir shopping to bridging US/UK divides. Plus, William balks at Jonathan's choice of holiday accommodation, and a cleaning product is confused with a different kind of lubricant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan brings exciting news about a new addition to the Vernon-Smith home - and it's not only his copy of William's book. The two scour said book for any references to JVS, who has some feedback to give William on the book's structure. Plus, the two compare their very executive sleepwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss clothing - everything from the genesis of their signature styles, to the most executive swimwear. Brogues are, of course, discussed in copious detail, as well as ideal wedding attire. Plus, there are no holds barred when William and Jonathan critique one another's outfits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan host the podcast via their executive telephones, from New York and Hertfordshire respectively. William provides some fascinating insights into luxury life across the pond, and the two give some advice to a listener caught in a posh/common identity crisis. Plus, a listener weighs in on pronunciation problems, and some cutting edge circumcision chat...

In this episode, William and Jonathan discuss the dos and don’ts of restaurant etiquette - everything from bills to baby-led weaning. Plus, William considers an alternative career, and battles with an uncharacteristically potty mouth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan and William discuss how to deal with people who don't make the bed. Jonathan gives a sneak peak from his memoirs, and William provides another surprising update about his house sale.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan revisit their childhoods - including their early media debuts (featuring a special audio cameo from a very young Jonathan Vernon-Smith). Plus, they revisit their childhood hobbies - including, but not limited to, arson and crossdressing - and provide some luxury parenting tips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan exchange notes on their after-dark experiences. Plus, Jonathan overcomes man flu to share his theory on what finding a single shoe on the pavement means, and finds creative ways to pronounce the names of not just one, but two listeners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan tackle neighbours in this episode: and in fact, Jonathan tells a story of how he nearly literally tackled one, during a 'red mist' episode. Alongside that anecdote are other gems including 'Cecil's Gloryhole', and 'Barbara's Vibrator'. Plus, tips on navigating bin day, neighbourhood WhatsApp chats, and whether it's ever appropriate to pay next door a visit unannounced. Hosted...

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss William's ball problem, before examining the sack - they open up the mailsack and go through your wonderfully luxurious letters. Topics of discussion include tattoos, tipping, and telephone etiquette. Plus, how to deal with particularly large loads (of washing), and what to do about misbehaving bed slats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

It's the battle of the bands this week as William and Jonathan show off their favourite “good and goey” tunes. Expect a typically macho selection as the two broaden their musical horizons - and have a singalong, too. Plus, there is advice on what to do when a spouse takes up the drums, and whether a Eurovision party is ever acceptable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In another special bonus episode, William and Jonathan round off their chat with social media cleaning star Lynsey Queen of Clean (This Morning, Channel 5's Gadget Show, Ireland's Today Show). The three discuss how to cope with dirty bathrooms, holiday homes and headboards. Jonathan and Lynsey also swap some shocking cleaning-related injuries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

As we edge into wedding season, William and Jonathan discuss the right and wrong way to have a luxury wedding. They cover everything from seating plans and scheduling, to coping with rowdy guests. Plus, controversy abounds as William's approach to his own wedding gifts comes under the spotlight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a very special bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan are joined by social media cleaning star Lynsey Queen of Clean, also seen on This Morning, Channel 5’s Gadget Show and Ireland’s The Today Show. The three compare their cleaning obsessions and swap tips and tricks - including how to handle a rogue sausage in the bedroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

William and Jonathan discuss royalty. William gives a short (Jonathan might disagree) history of The Royal Family, and Jonathan shares his suspicions that he has blue blood. Plus, the two discuss their favourite royals, and tackle some of your questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.