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The Luxury Podcast

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William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life. Get in touch with William and Jonathan at postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

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Audio Always

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

luxurypodcast.co.uk

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Sleep 15.04.2026

Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better? Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem 09.04.2026

Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bins 08.04.2026

Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Laws and Doggy Period Pants 02.04.2026

On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Public Transport 01.04.2026

William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See...

Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind 26.03.2026

On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener. You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Buffets 25.03.2026

William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth 19.03.2026

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices). Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hotels 18.03.2026

This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night! If you want to suggest an upcoming episode or chat to the boys on a group chat, join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson 12.03.2026

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering personalised registration plates, luxury middle names, and Barb's baps. Plus, we almost have to call an ambulence due to Jonathan's chapping! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Games 11.03.2026

Welcome back to another episode of the Luxury Podcast! For those of you in our Luxury Member's Club, you'd have recently watched Jonathan and William show their competitve sides in our Games special. Well today, it's time for more games! The boys will be chatting about escape rooms, cheaters, and forced fun! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss...

Laminated Recipes and Diva Dogs 05.03.2026

In this luxury bonus episode, William opens up about his possibly life-threatening boiler woes, whilst Jonathan encourages William to smell his todger. The pair also dive into listener correspondence, tackling everything from managing diva dogs and navigating hanky-panky to the proper way to address nurses. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss:...

Hosting 04.03.2026

In today's episode, Jonathan and William are discussing Hosting! What makes a good host? How do you ask people to leave who are overstaying their welcome? And what on earth should you cook for your vegetarian guests? Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Microwaved Eggs and Creative Juices 26.02.2026

Welcome back Bucketheads to another Luxury bonus. Today, Jonathan and William will be discussing disruptive washing machine, JVS's keyboard skills, and answering your corresponance on laundry and pet peeves. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gifts 25.02.2026

Today, William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury gifting. Giving and receiving, the best and the worst, they even touch upon wrapping! Jonathan shares an amusing story involving a rather unusual sausage dish. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dirty Bodies and Birthday Indulgence 19.02.2026

In this luxury bonus episode, William begins with an update on his new sofa, followed by a discussion about birthday indulgence. The episode continues with Jonathan and William responding to listener correspondence on tackling terrible hosts, dirty bodies, and perplexing vicar outfits. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Brands 18.02.2026

This week, William and Jonathan dive into the world of brands. From high-street staples like Wetherspoons to everyday essentials like toilet roll, they explore the brands we love, the ones we stay loyal to, and what keeps us coming back for more. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Decaying Hamsters and Trilby Hats 12.02.2026

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering deceased rodents and suspicious smells, before diving into your correspondence on everything from rude in-laws and trilby hats to the finer points of table manners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mobiles & Texting Etiquette 11.02.2026

In today's episode, Jonathan and William start with an impromptu sing-along to their personalised ringtones, before chatting about voice note etiquette, 'Find My Friends', and the deeply unsettling behaviour of people who keep their read receipts off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Executive Vacuum Cleaners and Office Tracksuits 05.02.2026

In today’s bonus episode, Jonathan shares his enthusiasm for a new executive vacuum cleaner. We help a listener solve a wedding food dilemma, explore the topic of coasters and placemats, and get to the bottom of how casual is too casual? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cleaning The Bathroom 04.02.2026

Today, Jonathan walks us through his bathroom-cleaning routine, describing everything from his product choices to his preferred cleaning attire. William also shares his experience with the Queen’s minky, before the discussion turns to the important question of the appropriate setting for a 'big job.' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luxury Live! 30.01.2026

Join us for an evening of song, dance, revelry and innuendo as we revisit our extremely luxury and executive live show. Highlights include another music competition (with a Christmassy twist), a case of mistaken identity with one member of the audience, and one presenter making a stunning return to their long-abandoned singing career. Join the Member's Club here to see a video-version of this epis...

Funeral Tombola and Alla Cacciatora 29.01.2026

In this week’s bonus episode, we reflect on Jonathan’s Chicken Alla Cacciatora over the weekend, alongside stories of a toilet eruption and a funeral tombola, before considering the difference between supper and dinner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Friendship 28.01.2026

This week, William and Jonathan are discussing Friendship. The high and lows, whether or not it's juvenile to have a 'best friend', and how to end a friendship in a luxury manner. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dog's Seasons and Shark's Biscuits 22.01.2026

It's another varied bonus episode this week, with subjects ranging from home décor, to dog adolescence, to Chess (both the return of the musical, and the debut of the game). Plus, Producer Oli leaves (finally). He, William and Jonathan mark this by learning what 'accadacca' means. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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