The Lunch Table

No frills, no special guests, no one else to spill our secrets this time, just us. This is a rare situation where we want you all to ourselves. This episode is about the big three; CJ, Drew, and you! So pop a squat, grab some Milkduds, and get ready for a simple and fun episode of The Lunch Table podcast.

What is up all you geeks, freaks, and weirdos? Are you ready for another weekly update from your favorite dysfunctional duo to ease the burdens of your daily lives? Our latest v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ guest is a blast from Drew's past, one of his dorm mates from back in college, the one and only Andrew LaVogue! Come give a listen and glean a bit more of an insight into the problem (man)child that is Drew Lout...

Hey oh!! It's that time of the week again. This time we have one of the most beautiful men in Mexico City on. He may be a Cleveland 6, but a Mexican 10... Brian Mead! This man right here tells us some funny stories as well as gives us some sound financial/marketing advise wrapped in a slick silky voice. Tune in this week to find out why he makes Forbes "Top 10 guys I'd Let Have His Way With Me" li...

He's making a list, and checking it twice, gonna find out who's gonna get eaten, Krampus the Christmas demon is coming to town. That's right! For our movie review for the month of December, CJ picked Krampus (2015). Join in as we tear apart this christmas/horror/comedy? movie. 

That's right! He's back! Nick (Our crazy alien conspiracy guy from "Season 1 Episode 30 - Three Guys Doing an Alien Podcast")! Although this time we don't talk about aliens or the evil tyrannical government, this time we talk about something we all have in common. So come join us around the table this week as we discuss toilet talk.

The most hipster friend we have, Chris Pagely, stops by the podcast today to give his advice on mental health and promote happiness. So tune in to see how Drew and CJ try to mess it all up on this week's episode of The Lunch Table.

This week around the table, we invite a man who has a masters in working with hard wood and nursing. He also might just be the prettiest dude you'll ever meet. He's even prettier then our narcissistic host. So pull up a chair and put on some headphones to enjoy our old time friend Ethan Patterson.

Another month means another movie review. Join us for the only Thanksgiving movie we could think of... Tower Heist . In the same way that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, this is for Thanksgiving. Gotta love loopholes! Join us on a fun adventure of crime and comedy.

Guess who's back...back again? That's right! It's our Master Narrator, aka Matt Colson stopped by this week around the table to share not only his interesting work life, but also his about his school endeavors. Grab a seat and come hang with the old school crew as we kick it the only way we know how (nerdy with a bunch of sexually repressed energy). 

From Rock and Roll to Jazz, our guest this week can do it all! Nick Jones! Being a friend from college you know he's got some really fun stories to tell. Come listen, and hear how Nick likes to shake it on the stage and bar tops in this weeks exciting episode. Learn what happened to Nick's favorite pair of pants and why we have to keep CJ's mom away from him on The Lunch Table Podcast!! 

Sooooie!! On this episode of the podcast we brought on one of our new friends Christian. He's an impressive young musician with a heart of gold and a bladder full of Bud Light, not to mention the voice of a reincarnated Ronnie Van Zant. Come give us a listen as we pick through his brain and life. He even provided the music for today's podcast, which we've dubbed "Sweet Tea Morning."

This week around the table we total nerd out with our good friend Anthony "The Master Lego Builder." We discuss not only our love for legos but other childhood memories like Star Wars and other things. So pull out inner child, relax, and get ready for some laughs on the Lunch Table.

It's Spooky Season! You know what that means?? Yup! Scary movies!!! This being October and all we figured why not bring Drew's cuddle buddy for scary movies on... Morgan!! Grab your cuddle buddy and listen to us break down this movie and give you our thoughts and theories.

Oooooo, what a surprise this week. We take a ride of the nature wild side while we introduce you to our hometown friend Glenn. Since graduating high school, Glenn has had an interesting time. We take this time to reconnect, and put on stage our good friend for you to learn about. Find our why we blame Scooby Doo.

Man oh man! Or should I rather say woman oh woman! That's right we have a special guest star this episode. Arianna!! Join us as we travel down a curvy pervy road and ask the questions everyone wants to know to one of the most beautiful girls the internet has to offer.  View her content here: https://linktr.ee/AriannaStrips

This week around the table it's just the O.G. crew. We wanted a episode all to ourself's this week...so, we could discus super secret things(like the direction of our podcast, life , and crazy thought's) so come sit down at the table this week and hang out with us old heads and have a laugh.

It's that time again!! Movie time!! What's better than going to the movie theater and spending $20 for a ticket and $8 on a bottle of water? Almost anything, you're right! We had something different in mind. Listen to this podcast where we summarize the movie at hand and give our thoughts on it. CJ has decided this time we are watching the classic sports hustle movie "White Men Can't Jump." Woody...

What another exciting episode of the podcast this week! Our friend Joe shows up and we get down real deep with the info that makes him special. Tune into this fun episode of the podcast to find out more.

It's that time of the week where my compadres and I sit down to spew our opinions. In this episode, we bring in our favorite tech dude to share not only funny work/life stories, but also his opinions on Generic Brands....Carl also goes on a tangent about the homeless.

What's up everybody? Boy do we have an exciting episode for you this week. Our friend Nick visits with us and things get weird. This episode is chocked full of conspiracy theories, alien facts, and suggestions for the dimming future. We follow the Dr. Suess method this time; one tangent, two tangent, red tangent, blue tangent. Have a listen, it's fun! *Censored for your safety*

Hey there! We are back at it again with an all new episode including one of your favorite guests. The small in stature, but big in heart, big brother Kent! We talk about addiction, prohibition, behind the scenes a little bit, and what it takes to stretch your member. Tune in and get the good scoop.

On the podcast this week, we bring in the guy that makes us look fresh, so we can be dirty in our conversation. Jared! Not only is he our best barber but he's a great friend too. We shared some whacky zaney stories from our past and have a little laugh. 

On this episode of TLT, we invited Carl's uncle around the table to catch up on life and complain about fast food drive thru. Good luck not cracking a smile between the dialogue of these family member. Dive on in for this brand-new episode of The Lunch Table!

HHHEEEYYYYYYYOOOOOO! It's Lunch Time! Ditch those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for some popcorn and some Milkduds cause it's movie day! Yup! The Lunch Table is back with A Takeout movie review, and boy this is a doozy. Drew decided this time we were watching a Disney non-classic "Meet the Deedles." Join us in a trip down bad 90's movies for this one.

What's better than one Loutzenhiser on the show?? A 2nd one!! This week we had to ask a big brother for help with some conversation. Drew's big brother Kent stops by and fills up our glaring holes. We share some crazy and funny stories and have a straightening of facts about an ever troublesome addiction vs. habit. Just us this week on the Lunch Table Podcast!