The Ludkast

Pluck yew! The sordid story of the origin of the One Finger Salute. Let's get political! Everyone loves politics, for it always brings people together! The former and future president was shot in the ear. Let's discuss, shall we? Hurray!

How insane can a person get? This is the story of Dr. Monkeybone. He channels a superior extraterrestrial being that tells him where to put his vast fortune. Perfectly normal, don't you think? Who are the wealthiest athletes in the world, and why should we care? Nefarious origins of Catholic churches.

Have you heard about the Patriot Prepper Paxkage Plan? No? And you call yourself a Patriot!? Ridiculous, I say!! Speculations on life after the Apocalypse. Another awkward conversation between Kid and Mr. Johnson. Burt Goldman's Quantum Jumping! First head transplant using robotics and AI.

Oh Diddy, you're so fine, you're so fine it blows my mind! Hey Diddy! Hey Diddy!

Have you read the lyrics to Running With The Night? Can you please explain what they actually mean?

Clean your gutters! Overcoming psychological barriers, new and old. Why is work so fun? They should have just called it fun, instead.

Wherein we discuss recession-proof careers in mind manipulation, as well as the "God of Spinoza".

Let's begin with a dissection of Enter Sandman. We talk with Bobby Keneddy, Jr. about his life and motivations to ascend the ranks of American politics. The latest, greatest Diddy update! Why is Lucifer not mentioned in the Bible?

Hide yourself! Quickly! The Schumann Resonance is upon us! Diddy's house was raided! Oh noooo! When country boys catch feelings... Do NOT mess with K & D. I'm not having it!! Former junkie musicians, bridge collapses... What won't we talk about on this podcast? How to survive with meerkats.meerkat. Hiru Inoda fought a ghost war for thirty years after WWII was over. Imagine that... We love Kraf...

Fishy river tales are a thing, no? Recollections lead to the Mandela effect. Forced advertising is extremely effective. If you want to turn consumers off, that is. Mexico City is on the verge of having no water. At all. Poor city planning causes disasters.

Whales display happy behavior!

Wielding political power is like a dog pound. Just ask the Pounding Fathers! What exactly is time, anyway?

Stop making fun of Forrest Whitaker! Also, don't drink Michael Jackson juice. So much for birthday specials... 🎂

Wherein we lend a critical ear, as well as eye, to that seminal 80s track by Artists Against Apartheid, "Sun City". Oh, Little Steven, where were your Disciples of Soul when you needed them? Further discussions of the ghosts of apartheid and the horrifying repercussions of racial division are also had.

Sit back for a bizarre tale that only the Brave New World could bring you. The story of an indeterminate person who only wanted to own a castle and fulfill a fantasy to live as a princess... and the repercussions of that desire.

Who are the Semites, and what does it mean to be Anti-Semitic? Why do people dehumanize each other to make hate tolerable? The Black Bible Chronicles Hour is happening, like it or not! Inflation... am i right? We love the B-52s!

Things and stuff leads to questions of "Why?". Jesse reads a chapter from The Last President. How do people end up in a standoff, and subsequent violent suicide, with the police??

What is the state of the immigration problem in the US today? And how does it lead to abject nihilism? Keep your chin up, and stop exposing yourself to others' cynical, defeatist messaging!

Is AI a actually considered a "labor-saving" device? Woe unto the Lobbyists! Wretched secrets of the Royal family! What is the Royal family's last name, for God's sake!? Tatnka reveals the sadness of his people. What is a "prairie bussy"?

Are Hot Pockets really cold? What's up with Jim Gaffigan? What's the matter with this wworld? The dark side of Santa's world, as well as the story of The Night Santa Got Hammered And Fu%ked Up Christmas, a heartwarming tale for the whole family to enjoy.

Tensions run high at year's end. What is the true origin story of Santa Claus? Is it merely coincidence that the seven secret ways to become and maintain elite status mirrors the seven deadly sins? Join us and find out!!

When you die, you have your chance to be Santa Christmas traditions are explored. The 'Paul is dead' theory is debunked. Make my funk the P-funk! I wants to get funked up! Have a Merry Christmastime!