TheLSDP

The Lords Sacred District Podcast

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EP. 74 | “MICRO-DOSED” 04.07.2023 1:18:56

Welcome to this audio adventure, on todays episode we celebrate the Fourth of July. Laz and Moni microdose as Xandre becomes the shaman, follow us for this bizarre, hilarious and truly vulnerable episode.

EP. 73 | “New Gunna & Young Thug album drop, Submersible implodes, Red flags in women???” 27.06.2023 1:28:07

0:00 - intro 12:30 - is drake dropping a new album? 18:45 - tragic submersible implodes 36:20 - Japanese researchers develop device that can play back your dream and memories 40:10 - xandre tries to be spontaneous(anthony bordains advice) 45:00 - Elon musk vs Mark Zuckerberg 48:50 - San Francisco legalized the sale of lab grown chicken 52:30 - psychologist say it’s a red flag if you enjoy true cri...

EP. 72 | “The Weeknd receives backlash, Black Mirror predictive programming & YK Osiris commits SA” 21.06.2023 1:10:23

Welcome to the LSDP, follow us on this audio adventure : 0:00 - intro 3:50 - The Weeknd a bad actor? 7:55 - kanye west in conservatorship?? 13:00 - NASA says we could go into an internet outage, getting taxed in America 19:30 - new black mirror season review 26:15 - YK Osiris sexually assaults woman and Conor Mcgregor allegedly rapes woman in Vegas 40:00 - Ayesha Curry embarrasses Steph Curry! 46:...

EP. 71 | “ALIENS IN MY BACKYARD” 13.06.2023 1:20:21

Welcome to the LSDP, come with us on this audio adventure: 0:00 - intro, our worst takes 13:17 - are aliens real? or is this the blue beam project? 38:53 - apple announces new products 48:20 - azealia banks comes at dc young fly, is she a real witch? 1:03:00 - donald trump announces he will run regardless of incarceration 1:07:00 - new Spider-Man movie out now 1:12:40 - listeners questions

EP. 70 | “YOU ATE THE BOX ON THE FIRST NIGHT???” 06.06.2023 1:35:00

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EP. 69 | “GOOD TIMES, BAD TRIPS” 30.05.2023 1:43:13

Bad edibles, good company, couple of tequila shots in, it’s episode 69.

EP. 68 | “PRIVILEGED” 23.05.2023 1:31:27

Welcome to the hottest podcast in the world, join us on this audio adventure (disclaimer: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED) 0:00 - intro 7:20 - wiz khalifa confidence 9:30 - kim kardashian backlash 11:01 - bad bunny drops a new song 15:35 - is ice cube racist? the rise of Mexican traditional music in mainstream America 19:43 - ron desantis is really trump? a day without a mexican 32:38 - Elon musk clai...

EP. 67 | “MAMA’S BOYZ” 16.05.2023 1:39:43

Welcome to The LSDP, follow us on this audio adventure, not for the easily offended: 0:00 - intro (hooters) 9:00 - getting old and having babies 17:16 - the weeknd comes to an end?(rebranding) 22:09 - ice spice has full creative control? 30:25 - scammers sell fake Frank ocean songs 34:26 - artist leavings shows early 44:25 - guardians of the galaxy and cloning 52:22 - Doja cat sold her soul? 57:22...

EP. 66 | “DON’T DO DRUGS” 09.05.2023 1:19:26

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EP. 65 | “INSTAGRAM ISN’T REAL” 02.05.2023 1:24:41

0:00 - intro 8:30 - AI cannot replicate soul 11:54 - VW normalizing divorce? The state of relationships in 2023 27:00 - “Us vs Them” mentalities 29:55 - Desiigner caught masturbating 35:00 - Brittney Griner speaks 41:50 - Do we all share the same soul? 53:00 - Growing up and getting old 58:25 - ChatGPT segment 1:11:10 - Crack pipes in skid row

EP. 64 | “PUNCH DRUNK” 25.04.2023 1:51:12

0:00 - intro 11:50 - tank vs garcia recap 24:50 - mr. beast sacrificed his homie? 44:40 - Frank ocean drops out of coachella 50:45 - when do you start getting old? Marques Houston grooming? 1:13:00 - cartel makes siblings smash 1:19:44 - U.S to ban Mexico for soccer fan slurs 1:24:00 - Nate Diaz chokes out fake Logan Paul 1:29:00 - Twitch streamer makes 12 million and only gets 2 mill, is that oka...

EP. 63 | “AI TRAPSOUL, MR. BEAST GOES DIVERSE AND FRANK OCEAN AT COACHELLA” 18.04.2023 1:33:51

Welcome to The Lords Sacred District Podcast, follow us on this audio adventure as we navigate through this weeks hottest topics, hosted by Laz, Xandre & Moni. Disclaimer: No facts and definitively not for the easily offended.

EP. 62 | “GO FOR THE HEART” 11.04.2023 1:46:11

EP. 61 | “FIRST DATE, KIND OF NERVOUS” 04.04.2023 1:50:00

EP. 60 | “Ye loves Jonah, Cooking with Lil Wayne, USA vs The World” 28.03.2023 1:37:35

0:00 - intro 7:45 - how much do you care about your lineage 13:32 - Ye loves Jonah 17:50 - The Weeknd 25:30 - running into people (being extra) 32:15 - trump arrested or not? 36:50 - 50 cent vs Lil Wayne 48:30 - Young DOLPH mini story 52:20 - sus lyrics from your favorite rappers 1:02:00 - China to dethrone the American dollar? 1:16:17 - is tipping mandatory???

EP. 59 | “THE MORNING SHOW” 21.03.2023 1:39:43

0:00 - intro 8:30 - moni vs bill gates (geopolitics for dummies) conspiracy seg 25:14 - is Mexico safe? 40:00 - WARS 48:06 - teacher pay 56:00 - diplo is gay? 1:03:00 - Miami new immigration law proposed 1:10:00 - betting on WWE? 1:14:00 - listeners questions, “would you rathers”?

EP. 58 | “CAN I BORROW YOUR SEX ROBOT?” 14.03.2023 1:33:00

EP. 57 | “NO ROLE MODELZ” 07.03.2023 1:34:47

Welcome back to the LSDP, follow us on this audio adventure. On this weeks episode we discuss this weeks trending topics and dissect what’s really going on(we know the truth) Stick around to hear us answer your questions at the end.

EP. 56 | “BELIEF IS A DOUBT” 28.02.2023 1:23:11

Follow us on this audio adventure as we weather the mighty California storm with drinks and good company 0:00 - intro 5:20 - storm update 6:40 - gunna leaves YSL 13:36 - Eric Holder sentenced 18:12 - Michael B Jordan doesn’t forget 27:10 - belief is a doubt 33:28 - creeps 37:38 - tortas / cock blockers 41:45 - challenges 44:44 - North Korea / Russia 54:50 - adidas and Kanye 1:02:00 - social media...

EP. 55 | “I HIT THE JACKPOT WITH YOUR 20 DOLLARS” 21.02.2023 1:31:43

0:00 - intro / Moni goes to a Rave 8:47 - Super Bowl / Rihanna 26:13 - Dissing moms / XXX & Drake 37:19 - betting / gambling 42:55 - Male birth control 54:33 - WWE to be sold 1:045:50 - Tiger Woods 1:07:00 - Who’s on the quarter / Abraham Lincoln 1:12:00 - progressive schools 1:19:00 - WYR

EP. 54 | “BROLENTINES 2” 14.02.2023 1:25:44

Follow us on this audio adventure for our second annual BROLENTINES episode, if you didn’t find your valentines on time, don’t worry we got you, and if you did well then you’re cool too. Intro - 0:00 14:32 - George Lopez hating 22:08 - Fast 10 / Lebron 30:10 - luke 41:00 - Super Bowl 44:05 - Grammys 52:31 - devil 1:00:51 - escorts 1:04:00 - blade runner 1:07:00 - Russell / What is love

EP. 53 | “STEREOTYPE” 07.02.2023 1:24:56

EP. 52 | “LET HIM COOK” 31.01.2023 1:34:00

Welcome to this audio adventure hosted by The LSDP. 0:00 - intro 5:40 - old head 7:00 - one hit wonders 10:00 - elvis 14:50 - A.I 22:23 - Mr. Beast cures blind people 27:55 - Bill Gates questioned 32:32 - jackie chan 36:40 - mass shootings? 39:51 - are movies and music programming us? 50:55 - family guy under fire 55:23 - 5 cops kill a man, how do we stop racism 1:11:00 - pastor goes to hell 1:15:...

EP. 51 | “WE ALMOST GOT CANCELLED” 24.01.2023 1:28:08

(5:21) moni doesn’t go outside, (7:40) xandre tells us about the time he got catfished and his tinder experiences (24:34) facebook to allow transgender and non binary people to let breasts out (33:47) the rise of lil nas x, is he the ultimate troll? (46:00) monis revisits the cousin smashed story (53:56) there is always something happening (1:00:00) dj funk flex to play 6ix9ine (1:05:00) clout rui...

EP. 50 | “WORK HUSBAND” 17.01.2023 1:08:44

0:00 - moni takes shrooms 5:40 - xandre on catching predators in the city 14:15 - gucci mane accused 22:39 - new orleans bans kids soda 27:13 - moni watches new ai movie / chat gpt 37:15 - vice drops the andrew tate documentary 43:15 - cops get fired after caught sleeping together 51:00 - hoarders 58:00 - m&m’s makes lesbian character 1:00:00 - politicians are liars