Danny D LoPriore

The LoPriore Podcast

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Brothers Michael & Danny LoPriore have set out the make the funniest podcast of all time and have settled for this. Join them on their infinite quest for podcast supremacy as they spare the lives of no one who crosses them. If you don't listen to this show, something is wrong with you, not them, figure your life out bro.

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Episodes

#022: Mike Hates Family Stuff 29.06.2021 2:08:21

On this episode, we talk about porn, obviously. Sexy ass man beards, Mike's fears and hate for family gatherings, anxiety and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#021: Lick My Ears...Hard. 22.06.2021 2:11:41

On this episode, we talk about the ASMR world of vigorous ear licking & answer the patrons questions! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#020: Mueve Ese Culo ( Move That A$$) 15.06.2021 2:03:10

On this episode, we talk about smelling our grundles, our bouts with depression and anxiety, Danny's bipolar, Bo Burnham's Inside, Sweet Tooth, dating someone with mental health issues & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#019: Huntin' For Charizard 08.06.2021 1:28:56

On this episode, we continue our hunt for Charizard, Danny up's the Patreon ante, we discuss Logan Paul vs. Mayweather, Pride Month & more. Enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#018: Our Best Episode Yet 01.06.2021 2:12:31

On this episode we cover it all, 69, things actually get pretty deep but also extremely hilarious, we talk about historical heroes cheating on their wives, why they get passes, The stupid Knicks & Trae Young, cancel culture, rich people not giving their kids money, Mike's hate for Jesse Eisenberg, how stupid the show Pawn Stars is & much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

#017: Would You Date a Homeless Person? 25.05.2021 2:00:37

On this episode, we ask, would you date a homeless person? We talk about Adrian's Kickback, how dumb shuffling is, weird AIRBNBs & MUCH MORE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#016: Gotta Catch 'Em All!!! 18.05.2021 2:36:23

On this episode, we open Pokemon cards as 30 year old men...yeah. We also do a massive Patreon fan Q&A! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#015: Michael Almost Dies 11.05.2021 2:30:01

On this episode, Michael almost dies from eating the hottest Gummy Bear in the world, we rank our top Robin Williams and Jim Carrey Movies, Danny shows off his new gold teeth & our Dad makes an emergency guest appearance after Michael dies, enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #014: Call Him Daddy 04.05.2021 2:42:08

On this episode, our Dad calls in, we talk about Kombucha and how much it sucks, Danny gives Mike a gift & much more! Enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #013: Are We Scientologists?? 27.04.2021 2:13:07

On this episode, we talk about Mike fighting a roach to the death & a roach being called a "longipenis" we take a scientology personality test, we talk about paranormal experiences in our lives, The Oscars being mad weird & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #012: 4/20 Blaze It 20.04.2021 2:02:58

On this episode, our season finale, we set it off with a 4/20 track, talk about how weed makes us anxious, our mom calls in and tells us who her favorite child is, we talk to a patron who got paid to let a guy lick her dirty shoe & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #011: Long Live The Dog 13.04.2021 2:45:47

On this episode, our Mom decided she wanted to produce the show, we talk about Danny's Covid shot round two, someone stealing all his money, living in South Jersey, Our Dad's endowment, Tom Hanks not wanting to kiss Antonio Banderas & we pay tribute to life of one of our favorite artists, Earl "DMX" Simmons. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #010: Jared Is HERE!!! 06.04.2021 2:30:13

On this episode, we're joined by our super hot brother Jared. We talk about Jared's move to Miami and how he's adjusting life. We dropped some UK Drill, we do a MASSIVE FAN Q&A, we get Jared to tell some crazy stories about our parents, Michael not answering the door when Jared came to visit, Bhad Babie's OnlyFans & More! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #009: Danny Is Ursula...Yeah. 30.03.2021 1:43:08

On this episode, our Patreon reached 200 subs, so Danny dresses up as Ursula from The Little Mermaid, we talk about statues having small dongs and look up the reason why, Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren, the Evergreen boat, Michael hooks up with a 50 year old woman, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch controversy & MUCH MORE, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #008: The Legend of Toast Girl 23.03.2021 2:08:30

#TheLoPriorePodcast On this episode, Michael tells his infamous toast girl story, we talk about President Biden's tumble, Kylie's GoFundMe controversy, we make a fire reggaeton song, when's the last time Michael had sex, threesomes, open relationships & more...Enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #007 - How OCD...Are We?? 16.03.2021 2:05:15

On this episode, we test Michael's OCD, we talk about Michael's birthday, old school rappers, knocking on neighbors doors, weird children's toys, we leave a patron a sexy voice mail, The Power Rangers curse, Last Chance U & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #006 - That's One Sexy Bunny 09.03.2021 1:48:27

On this episode, we discuss Lola Bunny's "makeover", Michael dealing with his Tourette's Syndrome, Girls double farting, we have our first ever Patreon phone call, weird school assemblies & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #005 - All Hail King Michael 02.03.2021 1:53:27

On this episode, we talked about how weird Kings were, The elevator girl documentary, our Dad killing us, picklephobia, plastic surgery, panic attacks from coffee, peeing in the shower & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #004 - Uncut Pens 22.02.2021 1:48:13

On this episode, we talk about Jared making us fight each other, our uncut pens, Mike's baldness and Tony Soprano recruits Hulk Hogan into the family. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #003 - "Did You Just Assault Me?" 15.02.2021 1:29:56

On this episode, Michael and Danny talk about Karens, first dates, how cheap Mike is and much much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #002 - La Cooka Ratcha 08.02.2021 1:37:01

On this episode, Michael & Danny discuss their Vine fame, their impact on social media history, Michael's fight with a monstrous cockroach & and smash each other in the face with snowballs, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode #001: "Jizzadoo" 27.01.2021 1:46:26

The first episode of "The LoPriore Podcast" is finally HERE! Join Michael & Danny on their quest to fulfill all of your podcast fantasies! On this episode, they talk about beating it in a house full of people, making out with girls with no teeth, professional wrestling and of course getting beat by their parents! Enjoy & Than Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices