The Long Shot Podcast

Sean and Amber, lonely as ever without Joe and Jamie, discuss Ned McGell's Whiskey and Tacos, the human impulse to speculate, and how you can't read anybody on Zoom. Music: "Reach Out and Grab Ya" & "Coffee Or Soda" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

This week on a depleted but still monstrously vigorous Long Shot, Sean and Amber get into doggy daycare, puppy parties, and fast and furious fire code violations. Music: "Thanks Bro" and "Piece Of Shit" by Jeffery Everhart

The LoShoPo Crew Minus Two contemplate an all-girls' 24 hours (complete with sage), the accuracy of astrology, the necessity of persistence, and what makes a garden a garden. Music: "Denny's Parma" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

With Amber away on a spiritual retreat (not really, but could happen) and Joe still set adrift on memory bliss, Sean and Jamie are left to contemplate Wally Pipp's career, Mare of Easttown, and what it's like to think of yourself as a pretty good (but still unproven) whistler. Music: "Me and My Penis" & "Sweet Louise Reprise" by Jeffery Everhart

Amber and Sean discuss the best weapons to use in a pit fight, an imaginary Barbra Streisand encounter, and what would happen if Ernst Stavro Blofeld had a chicken instead of a cat. Music: "Stairway" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Jamieless, Joeless, but as ever never joyless, Sean and Amber perform thought experiments, describe what it's like to be the tallest person who's still too short to get on the ride, and reflect yet again on the wonders of Good Will Hunting. Music: "Bad TV Theme Song" by Jeffery Everhart

Hand down man down, the Long Shotters contemplate returning to normalcy, the pointlessness of existence, and the colors of a couch when the light hits just right, bro. Music: Mid-break "Dry Cleaner" End "Planned Obsolescence" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Jamie-less, Joe-less, but ever joyful, Sean and Amber soldier on (and on and on...) about  seeing the Cinerama Dome in a movie you are seeing at the Cinerama Dome, Smudgy's full class schedule, the difficulty of avoiding get-togethers three hundred feet away, what the podcast is really about, and when the aliens will be using us for food. Plus, some listener mail! Music: "The T...

The Long Shots contemplate epiphanies, the memorization of PowerPoint scripts, and the specificity of a Fucktown rug. Music: "Come On Come On" by Jeffery Everhart

Sans Joe and Jamie, Sean and Amber manage to discuss magic tricks, the fxxking annxxxxnxx of xbscxnxtx, and the objective superiority of New York pizza(zzzz...). Music: "Eat Around The Pudding" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

The Long Shots consider getting to the airport expeditiously, the disposability of pee pads, and knowing every joke on the internet. Then, they're joined by Hawaii's own Frank Pulaski, who celebrates his birthday by sharing a nugget (not a boba, decidedly not a boba!) of wisdom. Music: "Not Sure" by Green Apple Cat (aka Scott Waterhouse)

The Long Shots are joined by former producer, old pal, podcaster, and hiker Andrew Steven to discuss his new podcast, Trail Weight. They also discuss movies they haven't seen, and Amber's new best friend. His name is Smudgy. Music: "2001" by Jeffery Everhart

The Long Shot Clique investigates the classic Bateman wink take, how far men will go not to go to therapy (far!), and what's wrong with the government, and also they read some mail. Music: "Cribbage Champs" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

The Whole Crew explores the wonders of Waze, experiences a panic attack in Larchmont, rides the proverbial and literal pine, and doesn't like popping anything except that ass (a commonly used expression). Music: "The Charismatic Slug" by Green Apple Cat (aka Scott Waterhouse)

While Joe and Jamie are gallivanting all over town (for secular and religious reasons), Amber and Sean talk about Training Day, check in on Dave, and can't wait to vote Mitch out. Music: Bad Funk by Jeffery Everhart (1995)

The Lo Sho (Slow) Pos almost scarf an unscarfable, figure out who The Overlord is (with the help of a book titled The Farts of Warts) , and repeatedly get rejected by dogs.

The Long Shot Compadres create inside jokes, understand that human beings say mean things to each other, and desperately attempt to fit ten pounds of shit into a ten pound bag.

The Long Shoteadors re-explore Joe's relationship with his aunt and grandmother, play pool at a Savage pool party (not with Savage), and contemplate the ethereally visceral beauty of lambscapes.

This week the Long Shotissimos debate cardboard laptops, hotdog volcanos, Aleppo Buca di Beppo, and the indisputable fact that Jesus was dope.

In their first bilingual podcast, Los Podcasters de Tiro Largo chat about Dracula's dog, welcome Shimway, and try to decide whether Jamie Flam is the Ted Cruz of comedy (in terms of travel, not charisma).

With Amber away on assignment and Jamie lost yet again in the torpor of Valentine's Day, Joe and Sean welcome back the Bitter Buddha (Eddie Pepitone) for an exploration of the Cecil Hotel's location vis a vis Joe's apartment, the privileges inherent in rooftop access, and the vast cognitive dissonance between commercials and reality.

The Long Shot Bunch practice Lion's Breath, mime goosebumps, know a Tik Tok podiatrist who grills with his Dad (the absolute delight of millions of Tik Tok viewers!), investigate wallpaper on Pinterest, and generally have a grand old time. Also, the Flam abides.

The Long Shotaholics give everything their best John Candy while dodging the long arm of the law, invent thumbles (which turn out to be very similar to the similar-sounding "thimbles"), and get to pet a dog for the first time in quite a while. Join them.

The Long Shotniks put on a newscaster amount of makeup, feel all the things up to and including disdain for the expression "feel all the things" and the people who use it, and eat some nasty-ass pancakes.

The LoShowers put the "lit" in politics, Jamie makes his new lamp the centerpiece of his domicile, and absolutely NAILS a "Yes and...," and things are Heating up with Duncan Robinson (who doesn't know that, and wouldn't care if he did).