The Lonely Hearts Club

Happy Valentine's Day babes!!!! On the day made for love, the girlies are getting into their do's and don't's for the best day ever.  Is Valentine's just for the girlies? What should you get your lover? What shouldn't you get them? Do situationships deserve gifts?? JW, honestly... Allie digs in on her dating, Hayley skirts a subject, and the duo tries to plan their holiday after a thwarted double...

Happy Galentine's Day!!!! If you've ever suffered a break up so catastrophic you're calling your friends on a Tuesday 7 months later to tell them how much you love them, you aren't alone. Allie and Hayley share the stories of their oldest friends, a friend breakup, and a new friend they made as adults to get your brains focused in on who really deserves some love this month.  Allie continues to so...

Have you ever had a significant other break up with you, but you were never dating? We know ol dude is gonna love this title. Hello to our loyal listener!!! Allie and Hayley talk situationships after Allie finds herself on the long end of the breakup text, but they were never even dating.  The ladies discuss the pros and cons of the unofficial official coupling concept, and what can keep your insi...

Is it written in the stars? Do the numbers align? Hayley and Allie get into the personality tests, astrology and aura readings of relationships and what they believe is fact or made up.  Allie talks dating while Hayley uses her personal time to hop of her soap box of height judgement, underwear, and deadlifting men. 

What happens when the girlies have to scramble for a last minute pod topic? Allie compiles a list of questions to ask Hayley over a couple of cold ones, and the end result is *burp* hot take after hot take. The hosts offer the latest on their dating journeys, Allie talks dating after break up, and Valentine's Day plans are already in store for... both girls? Talk about HOT. 

No surprises here, Allie and Hayley are doing their millennial best to keep up with the trends online and compiled their own In & Out list. From thrifting to second chances, our Lonely Hearts hosts sort through what they're taking into the new year, and what stays in 2023 where it belongs.  Allie talks about the end of her relationship while Hayley announces her new one. 

3...2...1... HAPPY NEW YEAR BIZNOTCHES!!!! It's new year same queens over here. Allie and Hayley get into their resolutions, with a few shockers from each of them when it comes to the goals. Hayley convinces Allie to go tent camping with her, Allie floats a new idea for The Lonely Hearts Club members, and the ladies continue to keep it all the way 100 about their relationships, cause it's only a n...

Allie and Hayley settle in for some stories about horrific gifts of Christmas past.  Heart shaped jewelry? Just what you wanted but a day too late? We thought we were on the nice list, and if we were naughty it would have been more in a 'Saltburn' way... We wrap it up with updates on our relationships, working through the anxiety of it all, and a fun holiday game to play with your exes.

DISCLAIMER: This episode contains depictions of real life violence, trauma, talks of suicide and suicidal ideation, and death threats.    The title of this podcast is the National Domestic Violence Hotline number.  As a survivor of domestic violence, Hayley knows how easy it can be to explain away the hurt and pain, literally gaslighting yourself into staying in a dangerous situation.  She starts...

Is your tummy bubbling just from the title? Mine is!  This week, Allie and Hayley examine the rewiring of your brain after a loss.  When you think something is a lock for so long and it proves to be a farce, anxiety, lack of trust, and self doubt are bound to creep in, because HOW didn't we see that coming?! We're working through the woes and learning how to trust the most important people in our...

Hayley and Allie get in to all things social media.  From going too far to not going far enough, the hosts differ greatly on their opinions on what's cheating, what's acceptable and why, and how to deal with those situations when they arise. Allie teases when she's going to launch her relationship. 

In a podcast founded on heartbreak, Hayley and Allie show their full lover girl in an episode focused on their favorite exes. While Hayley dives into a long distance disaster, Allie describes her adventure buddy turned stay at home BF. The girls wrap the week up with an important update and preview the upcoming episodes.

Allie and Hayley get into their opinions on bringing a new lover to family festivities, why you should (or shouldn't) and their plans as their spreadsheets continue to dwindle.  The ghosts of Christmas past haunt the ladies as they discuss how their past relationships were impacted and changed, usually for the worse.  Plus, what to do if your partner is feeling blue about not getting an invite to...

RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!! One of the ladies drops the spreadsheet!!!!!!!! With the beginning of a new relationship on the horizon for one of the hosts, we dive into cutting off connections in a healthy and healing way.  Allie and Hayley love themselves deeply, but when someone else sees them authentically, things can get emotional.  The hosts end with some dating updates and someone held on to some...

Allie and Hayley crawl into the studio closet for an honest conversation about weddings, love, and what you should be looking for in a partner. The 'does he, is he' list is introduced and Allie dives into why she isn't having anxiety attacks at weddings anymore. 

Haunted by your Ex? Same.  Allie and Hayley get into some scary dating stories, spooky moments during the breakups, and talk over some of the user submitted content for an extra little treat.  As always, they wrap up with their social moment of the week and a spreadsheet update. 

In this episode, Hayley and Allie make room in the closet for a tall king in common, LR.  He joins the podcast as the first ever guest, discussing IRL dating, how to make a man feel good (PG!!!) and the one thing Allie has done he classifies as thirsty.  

Belly flopping back into the dating pool, Allie and Hayley discuss first dates after their big breakups.  Spreadsheet dating is explained, green flags for self worth, and how to find the first glimpse of hope after you think it's gone. 

Welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club! In this episode, hosts Allie and Hayley explore the house of cards that was their most recent relationships, and the moments after it all came crashing down.  From healing girl summer to downloading (and re-downloading) the apps, we catch you up on what our last couple years have looked like as we prepare to re-enter the single life.