The Lo Fi Show

It’s Epilepsy Awareness, National Nougat and National Spinach day. Tony’s hung over because of a wedding party at his cousin’s. Tony wants LSD to fix his sinuses. We try to figure out how Tony got pinkeye. We play Porn Or No? and Nhat has slogans for the Colorado Avalanche. We […]

It’s National Certified Nurses, Chocolate Caramel, Let’s Laugh and Poultry Day. We start off with technical issues. We talk about sloppy joes, musket suicide, being spied on by the government and baby snot. We have a movie quiz. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2017/2017-03-19-Episode135-InRemembranceOfSloppyJoes.mp3 Intro song of the week: “Thrash Attack” – Destru...

We’re back from a brief hiatus. It’s Absinthe, Cheese Doodle and Multiple Personality Day. Tony goes on too long about Trump again. We play every promo we’ve made, just to kill time. We also have a few news articles and “Who’s Shittier?” https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2017/2017-03-05-Episode134-ABeerForOne.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “What&#...

By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his […]

It’s World Nutella Day, National Shower With A Friend and Weatherperson’s Day. Tony starts his weekly Trump rant and the state of Iran and what his potential plans might be. We talk about the anus and rectum and do “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” We pretend to give […]

It’s National Blonde Brownie Day. We start off talking about poop pills which naturally goes into politics. Pretty soon, everybody is against Tony, which encourages him to run for office in 2020. We discuss some changes to the show and then we have “Who’s Shittier?” https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2017/2017-01-22-Episode132-LordCheetoAndCrispyPussies.mp3 Who’s Shi...

It’s National Bubble Bath Day, Winter Skin Relief, English Toffee and JoyGerm Day. We start the show talking about eating guinea pigs. Nhat recalls his hamster Darwin, who took a flying leap off of a third floor apartment and ended up completely fine. Tony laments his last bong that was […]

It’s New Year’s Day. Nhat limits Tony’s Trump complaints to thirty seconds. Tony gets a stick pony for his white elephant and just leaves it. Tony’s sister thinks he’s fatter than he is. Nhat makes a drawing of Mr. Snooch. The title of this episode is a lyric from one […]

It’s National Noodle Ring Day. We get into Trump talk, of course, and then lead into a new infomercial promo. Tony reviews “A Christmas Horror Movie” and Nhat plays a movie challenge for Tony. We discuss feedback in songs. We do “WTF Is The Potato Chip In My Jell-o?” https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2016/2016-12-11-Episode129-StopTriggeringMe.mp3 […]

It’s National Sock Day, National Cookie Day and National Dice Day. Nhat is still sick, so blame this shitty show on him. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2016/2016-12-04-Episode128-YoureAMeanOneMrSnooch.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “(That’s What You Get For) Drinking With The Irish” – The Snakes “The Hokey Pokey” – Clatternut “My Wa...

It’s National Craft Jerky Day and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Nhat tries to get Tony to assign an animal face to listener Pandora. We bullshit about pointless things. We play a German version of the Movie Challenge Game and Pokemon or Urban Dictionary (don’t ask, just listen). There’s a […]

It’s National Indian Pudding Day. After all kinds of weird technical issues, we go right into the elections and Tony has his friend Thomas call into Skype for his two cents. They go into the toxic environment of social media, most notably, Facebook. Tony goes out to drown his sorrows […]

It’s National Nachos Day, Saxophone Day, and Daylight Savings Time Ends. Tony reminisces about his old cum dumpster tweet. Nhat struggles with technical difficulties. Tony makes up a new word because he’s too stupid to talk like a normal person. We go into a review about the Tool show at […]

Tony and Nhat talk about being president and how you need a lot of blubber like Whale Boy for that job. We talk about testing out vibrators through your clothes and consider marketing The Asshole Bag and the best way to use cadavers. Tony’s dressed up as a girl at […]

It’s National Liqueur Day, Dictionary Day, Feral Cat Day, and Department Store Day. Tony regrets not getting hookers and heroin during his free time away from significant other. Tony is willing to let another guy sniff his beard. Tony knows way too much about what bands are on which record […]

It’s National Leif Erikson Day, National Pro-Life Cupcake Day, National Moldy Cheese Day and National Chess Day. We’re only one hour late this week, so we’re getting better. We start off talking about having the shit awards and having a shit-off contest and the band Green Jell-o. Tony wants to […]

It’s a late show today because Nhat decided to binge-watch Luke Cage instead of working on the show. Within the first few minutes, we talk about sex for King Soopers gift cards and diarrhea. We then go on a rant about Sea Monkeys for no good reason at all. We […]

It’s National One-Hit Wonder Day, Comic Book Day, Tune-Up Day, along with a few others. We start off talking about being transgender or bisexual. Tony then goes into the bad news he had postponed talking about in our last episode. We talk about how we’d like our bodies to be […]

It’s National Air Force Birthday, Cheeseburger Day, HIV/AIDS Aging Awareness Day and Wife Appreciation Day. We start off the show talking about fistulas and then delivering AIDS to people. We cover Riot Fest Denver 2016. We bitch about transplants, again. Tony visits the Best Buy of weed. We have a […]

It’s National Cherry Turnovers Day. We talk about doing 12 minute shows instead of an hour and a half. We have a movie quiz for Tony. Then we go into acid, mushrooms and cows marking their territory with poop. Nut talk makes an appearance. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2016/2016-08-28-Episode118-HowFlexibleAreYourNuts.mp3 Intro song of the week: […]

It’s National Brazilian Blowout Day, National Spumoni Day and National Senior Citizens Day. We talk about geriatric skydiving, foreign anal objects, and an invention to remove butthole hairs. Nhat has some new slogans for food. We review Pete’s Dragon, War Dogs and Stranger Things. We have longtime listener Emma call […]

It’s National Purple Heart, Lighthouse, Raspberries N’ Cream, American Family, Friendship and Sisters Day. We talk about hetero and gay lameness. Nhat tries to get Tony to have breakfast with him and Tony thinks it’s creepy to have breakfast together. We have some potential new news segment ideas. Tony sees […]

It’s National Raspberry Cake Day and National Mutt Day. We start off talking about Jesus, the original David Copperfield. Tony starts to get negative right away, so Nhat plays an excerpt from the Bold and Belligerent’s episode 102 where they give us constructive criticism on our show, so it was […]

It’s National Thermal Engineers, Tequila, Drive-Thru and Cousins and Parents Day. We have Johnny Cum Lately episode 17, the finale!  We start off the show talking about our absence last week, the return of Zack, the blind boy with the mumble mouth, and some unwanted attention that Tony got from his […]

Tony and Nhat complain about life, so obviously, it’s uncharted territory for us. Tony gets a random survey and takes the call on air. We get into work shit with Poop Corner. It’s National Clerihew Day and National Pina Colada Day. We have a movie review on “Swiss Army Man.” […]