The Lo Fi Show

We start off talking about our friend Adolf arriving in town to a bunch of dumbfuckery. We attend the Scallywag festival with Pennywise and Bad Religion. Tony and Adolf try bull ball beer for some dumbass reason. Nhat hates Ghost B.C. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-09-30-Episode161-LetMePutTheseBallsInYourBeer.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “The Final Showdown” &#...

Frakking Cat and Dustin visit our online chat. Don’t forget to wait until after the outro song to hear more… well, actually, it’s just more useless banter. Yeah, bad idea. Just move on. We play “Porn or No?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-09-13-Episode160-TheresAlwaysAFacebiter.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Can...

Nhat talks about a dumb co-worker. Then he tries to find a penis shaped plant while Tony is obsessed with a naked man plant. Tony doesn’t think his significant other knows anything about fisting. We try to figure out which country is the top fisting one. We ruminate about the […]

Tony can’t grasp the concept of playlists for some dumbass reason. Tony talks about death, as per usual. We try to pay homage to Aretha Franklin, in the worst way possible. Tony’s dream is to meet Laetitia Casta. Nhat reveals a high-pitched Tony compilation.  We play “Who’s Shittier?” and unveil […]

Tony needs drugs, so he’s proposing we start taking more hallucinogens. That leads back into oujia board talk from Tony. We propose starting a second podcast, called “The Godfathers of Productivity,” which will be hugely successful because it’s more fake than anything. Nhat questions tattoos and silicone implants for corpses. […]

Tony talks about his regretful return to Texas and Nhat’s nutty family. To his own surprise, he finds that he doesn’t want to lay into Adolf as much as he thought. Whataburger disappoints. Tony is extremely easily triggered staying at Nhat’s family’s place. We have Ghana news and Who’s Shittier? […]

We start off talking about the differences in our attitude over unwanted guests. We then brainstorm about more efficient headstones. Tony loafs around another Comic-Con job. Nhat thinks a bikini made of dead people’s nipples has a chance of trending. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-06-21-Episode155-ABikiniMadeOfNipples.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “Confession Of...

Tony starts reminiscing about old porn stars. We wonder if meat curtains would provide cushion in a melee situation. We debut the new Ghana News intro. We play Who’s Shittier? and Guess That Lick. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-06-07-Episode154-MeatCurtainJockStrap.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “Cicada Choir” – Wasaga “Hot Mess” – Th...

We start off having all kinds of issues with the Lo Fi Show laptop dying over and over.. clearly a sign that a higher power doesn’t want this show on.. which makes us all the more determined to shit on everyone’s earlobes. So if the beginning seems scattered, it’s because […]

We start off talking about toys and if Captain America buttplugs are unpatriotic. Tony doesn’t think dildos should be bumpy. We’re disappointed with the quality of the Area 51 Love Doll. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-05-12-Episode152-MyInfinityGauntletIsARubberFistingMitten.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “Bitchfield” – Sextrow “Please Don&...

Tony’s tired from watching Avengers: Infinity War and threatens to tell spoilers throughout the show. Some kid thinks Tony sounds like Garfield the cat. We review Kiss: Phantom of the Park and then watched Barbarella in the background. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-04-27-Episode151-Ejacu-LotionInMotion.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “Lost Love” – Marc...

It’s our 150th episode and it’s nothing special at all. Nhat does something completely dumb the other week and Tony’s actually not that much of a cock about it. Must be an off show. We talk about annoying Filipino laughing, and we play the 1 minute challenge and Who’s Shittier? […]

It’s our first broadcast after the show moved locations and we’re both thrown off by the shitty ambiance. Henno and Frakking Cat actually show up. Thanks to Frakking Cat for the show title. Tony pays homage to Henno with lyrics to Henno’s Lo Fi riff, but then quickly fizzles out. […]

Tony gets picked for his dream survey, a pot usage survey. We talk about a cocaine bear and discuss turtle men, naked mole rat men and where hamsters come from. Tony debuts Santiago, the creepy whisperer. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-03-09-Episode148-SantiagoTheSnoochWhisperer.mp3 Intro song of the week: “The Mortal Coil” – Night In Gales Featured […]

We start off discussing old school Internet sites and Tony’s imminent death. We then talk about violence in the news, news being stressful, high blood pressure and old, classic porn. We discuss past weird friends and play a movie challenge. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-02-15-Episode147-LifeCoachForACockroach.mp3 Intro song of the week: “Cast Down” – Slayer...

Nhat is stressed as his place (and life) is in disarray. Tony doesn’t care, as usual. Nhat thinks of games called Baconfist and What’s In My Baconator? https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2018/2018-02-01-Episode146-TheOriginOfBaconfist.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “Imperialism” – Queen Anne’s Revenge “Begin The Fight” – Barely Small &#...

We’re back to our normal Thursday night recording and we start off talking about Tony’s toilet issues. Then we have a comparison to see who can think of the most fucked up band names. Nhat has a terrible idea for a movie. We play Porn or No? and The One […]

It’s an off broadcasting night because neither one of us wants to do a show so close to Christmas. Tony is lamenting giving away his titty concert shirts that shrunk after a few washes and explains why people easily trigger him after too much time. We then poop on McDonald’s […]

It’s our first Thursday night show and we’re not having to mess with the sound for the first time in ages. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary? and 30 Second Challenge. Tony mispronounces more words and we try to see which one of us makes the best glacking noise. Tune […]

It’s Black Friday and we start off talking about harassment ducks with no pants. We discuss the Louis CK situation and contrast with Pee Wee Herman. Tony reviews The Justice League while Nhat goes on about Spider-Man: Homecoming. The listeners are in for a treat when Tony reads lyrics from […]

It’s an off Sunday when we’re actually on. We discuss what the Lo Fi batsignal would look like. Tony describes what side-slacking means. We talk about hiring Rambo for North Korea and Nhat fanboys over him. Then we get into a discussion of miniaturizing people. Nhat has an uncomfortable Poop […]

It’s a Labor Day and we start off with a story of a guy that wants to eat fat Mexican farts. We quickly get distracted by kids playing outside and want to start a kiddie fight club. We go into Tony’s new job and how he actually has to work […]

We’re back! We start talking about my cats and their genitals. Tony gets a change in employment and talks about an unpopular ex-boss. Nhat tries to convince Tony to do something extreme with his facial hair before he cuts it. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2017/2017-07-09-Episode139-WeAllHateYouBruce.mp3 Who’s Shittier? Candidates: “Pump It” – Bunny Pineda &#8220...

We start off complaining about phlegm and why it’s useless. Tony talks about his sickness and mispronounces linoleum, which causes Nhat to mispronounce it as well. We have more technical issues with the mixer, which is a sign from Satan that we should quit. We discuss the state of the […]

It’s National Cherish an Antique, Chinese Almond Cookie, Former POW Recognition, Name Yourself and Winston Churchill Day. Tony talks about the Donald Trump porno. Nhat loses interest  in what Tony’s saying. We discuss possibly seeing Hall and Oates. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary and 1 Minute Challenge. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2017/2017-04-09-Episode137-TheEmotion...