The Lizard

The Lizard Review

Music EN ↓ 113 episodes

Detailed amphibious rantings on songs, artists, records, and rocks. thelizardreview.substack.com

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From Aperol Spritz to Wrist Wrist Spritz Spritz... 30.06.2024 1:03:50

I'M BACK FROM LONDON!! My welcome home gift was the latest album from Camila Cabello and it unfortunately DID NOT come with a receipt so I'm unable to return it....additionally some SZA, Halsey, and Kesha. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

I Hope It's Shitty In The Black Dog 19.06.2024 37:13

A lyrical analysis / manifestation circle, in the hopes of receiving this song as a surprise song in London... This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Songs That Make Me Cry 13.06.2024 53:46

A short list of the songs that make me absolutely buckwild insane, including a longer playlist. Playlist on Spotify // Playlist on Apple This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Please Please Please Stream Brat! 08.06.2024 56:55

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Halsey, Sabrina Carpenter, and of course, Charli XCX. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Two Girls, One Muse 31.05.2024 52:38

What's the one thing Taylor Swift and Halsey have in common? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

This Week In Music! (The Plagues of Egypt Edition) 25.05.2024 48:47

From nonsensical Stan Wars about which pop girl is polluting the environment more, to boring indie girls, to Meghan Trainor...it's all righttt here for your enjoyment. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Hit Lizard Hard and Soft 17.05.2024 58:02

ruminations on the brand new Billie Eilish record that truly do range from hard and soft. WARNING : I cry. I also do impressions. Classic. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

I Hate It Here, So I Will Go To 2004 13.05.2024 42:39

a thorough lyrical analysis of Taylor Swift's I Hate It Here, and for some reason Perez Hilton comes up organically? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Chloe or Sam or Lizard or Marcus 01.05.2024 43:11

a lyrical analysis of the strongest soldier on The Anthology - an overlooked masterpiece, one of her strongest pieces of writing, and proof she is Emily Swiftinson. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

An Abundance of 'Chellas 26.04.2024 45:20

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Never take advice from a Tortured Poet... 17.04.2024 46:16

your last correspondence before The Tortured Poets Department comes out...here is a Dear Reader lyrical analysis 📖 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Tortured Joever Department 10.04.2024 1:15:55

a previously paywalled episode I'm sharing with EVERYONE in honor of TTPD coming out. A purrrfect primer for the new album 🤍 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Good Luck Guzzling All This New Music and Content, Babe! 06.04.2024 36:23

New Music from Chappell Roan, Jojo Siwa, Glass Animals, Lizzy McAlpine, and the ever-present Charli XCX. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Genres Are a Funny Little Concept, Aren't They? 29.03.2024 37:47

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY with Camila Cabello, JoJo Siwa, Twenty-One Pilots, Flyana Boss, and of course the cowboy herself...Beyonce...if that ain't country, you tell me what is!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

It's Death by a Thousand Cuts 20.03.2024 29:46

A lyrical analysis of one of the best songs on Lover. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Taylor Swift's Best Love Song 28.02.2024 36:39

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The History of Half Time! 10.02.2024 39:45

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Shine Bright, Shine Far, Don't Be Shy, Be A Star! 26.01.2024 1:07:32

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The Importance of Criticism in Art 05.01.2024 1:13:15

Article One // Article Two This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

The Lizard's Year End Pop Culture Round-Up 31.12.2023 1:07:01

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I'm on a bench at Nathan's Hot Dogs wonderin' where did my hot dog go 19.12.2023 31:11

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'Tis The Damn Lizard Review 28.11.2023 23:39

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Get your f*****g ass up and jingle your bells 19.11.2023 19:16

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GRAMMY'S 2023 NOMINATIONS HAVE ARRIVED... 10.11.2023 25:51

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New Releases from November 3rd and beyond... 07.11.2023 17:34

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