Jordan Maywood

The Librocube

Society EN ↓ 657 episodes

Episodes 1-299 = Recorded in my car while driving to and from work and each episode was a different theme. (Movie Monday, TV Tuesday, Book Bwendsday, Thur-Videogames-Day and Fri-Internet Day)Episodes 300-599 = Recorded at home while not driving and each episode had 1-5 segments. (Movie Monologue, Television Talk, Book Banter, Game Gabbin’ and Internet Intercourse)Episodes 600+ = ???

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Jordan Maywood

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Neighbor Girl but NOT a "Girl Next Door" Type. 09.04.2014 18:31

Hello! An unheard of double Book Bwednesday episode made possible by a book I did not really care for and a short story! I discuss: The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead by Scott Kenemore, and Breakfast at Tiffanys by Truman Capote. Post Script: I think I had some sort of seizure during this episode that really gave me the illusion of intelligence so that's something...

Check Out The Gams on That Dame. i.e. Emma Roberts 08.04.2014 32:36

Hello! If you're having magic problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one. I discuss: American Horror Story: Coven

Soaring Heights & Devastating Lows of a Simon 07.04.2014 38:25

Hello! If you have listened to many episodes you will know my rating "style" is incredibly convoluted and unprofessional. Lovely. In order to further that theme I am posting my ratings for these movies in the episode description! 4. They all get 4/5. I discuss: Indie Game: The Movie, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, Justice League: War, and The Spectacular Now.

Mustachioed Canadian Guitar Playing Astronaut = Cat Magnet 04.04.2014 20:15

Hello! Space. The final frontier. This is the podcast of the Lackadaisical Librocubicularist. It's a 20ish minute mission to talk of these two things from the internet: Chris Hadfeild: What I l Learned from Going Blind in Space, and Throthgar's Top 10 Scariest Games.

Maywood Special = Stealth + Getting Caught + Guns a Blazin' 03.04.2014 16:52

Hello! My first PS4 gaming experience does not exactly blow me out of the realistic physics, computer generated water... I discuss: Thief.

Where the Sun Don't Shine. 02.04.2014 18:51

Hello! Picture a world with 6 suns, no moons and only experiences darkness once every 2,500 years.... My only questions is what do they call it when you pull down your pants and flash people your bum...? I discuss: Nightfall by Isaac Asimov & Robert Silverberg

Amazonian Automobile Ebay 01.04.2014 18:45

Hello! Jeremy Clarkson = Moe, James May = Larry,Richard Hammond = Shemp, Nuff Said. I discuss: Top Gear U.K. - Bolivia Special.

Comedic Decapitation. 31.03.2014 36:03

Hello! Men on missions is apparently the unintentional theme of this Movie Monday episode. I discuss: Captain Phillips, Nebraska, and Riddick.

Jaw Drop Back Drop Drop 28.03.2014 29:17

Hello! Arguably the most powerful man on the globe is using the internet for his own devices and that is a beautiful thing as far as this Fri-Internet-Day episode is concerned...More power to you Todd Glass! I discuss: Between Two Ferns with Guest Barak Obama, REV 3: The Positive Power of the Gaming Community, V-Sauce: What is the Resolution of the Eye, and Set List with Todd Glass.

Not a Dead Hooker Contest 27.03.2014 18:22

Hello! Out with not a bang but a whimper if this game ends up being my last PS3 experience... Sadness. I discuss: Remember Me, and My New PS4 that I ordered in December and just got here...

In Memoriam to Jordan's Boobs. 26.03.2014 22:04

Hello! We did it! 12 God Damn great books in this series! At a round a book a week I have spent around 1/4 of this year immersed in the Drenai Saga and I do not regret a minute of it! I discuss: The Swords of Night & Day by David Gemmell.

Minton The Dog Shat on the Floor. Bad Minton! 25.03.2014 28:24

Hello! If you have seen a picture of both a shark brain and the female reproductive system you will know why this TV Tuesday episode makes perfect sense! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lebzrhQTng1qbn1vmo1_r1_500.jpg I discuss: Marriage Ref, and Shark Tank.

Headelabras & Jake Blinkenhall 24.03.2014 45:32

Hello! WWPP are the first 4 letters of each of the movies in this Movie Monday episode which of course stands for What Would Picasso Poop? I discuss: Prisoners, Philomena, Welcome to the Jungle, and Wolf of Wall Street.

Elementary My Dear Booger. 21.03.2014 38:17

Hello! Fri-Internet day episodes of The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast are like the peanut butter and jam of the sex toy world. If I need to explain that, I just don't know what to tell you... I discuss: Speakeasy with host Paul F. Tompkins and guest Gillian Jacobs, Kevin Pollak's Chat Show with guest Curtis Armstrong, and (3) TED Talks on Folding Microscope, DNA Vending Machine, & Growi...

Laaraa Cloft: Intuition Nose 20.03.2014 34:21

Hello! Welcome to the Tomb Raider where "you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave". I suppose there is a sort of logic that my first foray into this video game series that started in 1996 has been with the re-boot / prequel. I discuss: Tomb Raider.

Go Back in Time to Kill Hitler OR Creator of The Real Housewives? 18.03.2014 25:08

Hello! An unusual TV Tuesday episode (although aren't they all!?) In which I discuss a couple snippets of two shows I love as well as a handful of shows that the Missus likes and I hate. Specifically: Jimmy Kimmel Live with guest Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, Clueless Gamer with Conan O'Brien, and Some Horrible Television Shows.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Podcast Part 2 17.03.2014 36:03

Hello! Even with magic there was just no way to fit all these movies in one episode so in this Move Monday episode I discuss: Harry Potter (The Last 4 Movies)

Chilly on the Digits 14.03.2014 35:00

Hello! This is the Fri-Internet day episode that will go down in history for the one were I saw a wolf, witnessed some road rage in the form of a truck driver hitting another driver in the face (no joke), and I apparently had some sort of Bubbles induced seizure... I discuss: DIY Dammit with Guest Grace Helbig, Epic Meal Time with guests The Trailer Park Boys, Twitch Plays Adam Sessler, Teach (St...

Druss the Legend vs. Batman 12.03.2014 29:29

Hello! The second to last book of the Drenai Saga introduces Skilgannon the Damned which was not a very nice thing to name your kid! No wonder he turned out like he did... I discuss: White Wolf by David Gemmell.

I'd Like a Fruit Cup - Ryu (Street Fighter) 11.03.2014 29:42

Hello! A show sometimes comes along that one grows very attached to and then leaves for a while and its like there is a hole in your metaphorical heart and then in comes back and that hole is filled with Peter...what? I discuss the return of: The Pete Holmes Show

Harry Potter and the Deathly Podcast Part 1 10.03.2014 33:49

Hello! The Missus went on a cruise with her mom. What does this have to do with this Movie Monday special episode!? Well I needed a metric poop tonne of entertainment to keep me sane while she was away so I finally decided to watch me a little Harry Potter! I discuss: Harry Potter (The First 4 Movies)

High Jinks of the Evolved Thumb 07.03.2014 32:07

Hello! An end of an internet related thing era and the beginning of a new internet thing era! Eras! I discuss: Jake & Amir: Road Trip: "The End", Getting Doug with High (with guests Kyle Kinnane & Tommy Chong) Getting Doug with High Live (with guests Geoff Tate, Jacob Sirof, Riki Lindhome, Greg Proops & Matt Besser)

Counting Mads 04.03.2014 19:12

Hello! I throw in a little guilty pleasure into this TV Tuesday episode that I am not going to mention here so that you HAVE to listen! #Marketing. I also discuss: Conan O'Brien & Mel Brook talk Sid Cesar.

Dwarves in Barrels Ride is Fun to Say. 03.03.2014 19:01

Hello! Woodstock is a lot like The Hobbit... smoking pipes, guys with beards, Orcs... I discuss: Woodstock: 3 Days of Peace & Music, and The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

Broken Telephone for Thousands of Years in Multiple Languages. 28.02.2014 34:55

Hello! Further Fri-Internet forays into Science vs. Religion. With Penn Jillette now doing my show opening it makes logical sense... Just like Science makes logical sense... huh... I discuss: Bill Nye "The Science Guy" debates Ken Ham.