The Lawrence Ross Show

Parody of "Angel Is A Centerfold". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 488New Facebook likes. Shout out to Anthony and Debbie in Vegas for the positive feedback over the Ted Cruz song. What animals do I not like? Replay of "Tiger's Bad Legs". Little known things about George Washington. Dr. Seus under fire. Taylor Swift offended by a joke about her dating history. Andrew Cuomo. Cows producing gas. The capital on high alert. "Trisha Paytas Tribute Song" closes...

Episode 487After several months of a setback, the show is back on radiokaos.net. Thanks to the new folks who liked the page, shout out to James for getting a show related T-shirt. happy birthday to Karen in Canada. Brief recap of last week's episode that didn't completely air because of tech issues. Replay of "Tessica Brown Song" ("Bad, Bad Leroy Brown") parody. "Kenan" review. Facebook account wa...

A song making fun of Ted Cruz for skipping out on Texas during the Winter storm. Parody of "Drunk On A Plane". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A song about Tiger Woods's car accident. Parody of "Care Free Highway" by Gordon Lightfoot. Samples George Carlin. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Satire concerning how incredibly sensitive Millennials act in today's society. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A song about Tessica Brown, the woman who put gorilla glue in her hair. Parody of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 485The current weather in Leavenworth Kansas, Stewie rags on me for various reasons. Valentine's Day commentary and some love themed bits. Sports - Tampa wins the Super Bowl, Mark Cuban and athletes who don't stand for The Star Spangled Banner. Guys who pee with the door open rant. Idea for congress. The hunt for Lincoln's asassion. Radio history - Phil Hendrie. Adam Sandler's tribute song...

Episode 483Thanks to Roy Combs for liking the page. New iPhone. Kansas goes to the Super Bowl. The passion of Mad Dog. The Space Shuttle challenger remembered. Thomas calls in with an update, find out how he left his job. Larry King and Seinfeld. Radio history - The Jesus Twins, Howard Stern on "Celebrity Deathmatch", and the MJ/Bubba lawsuit. "Yesterday (Covid-19 Version)". George Carlin's "Guys...

Episode 482Personal recaps. Sports - Jim Rome reflects on Carl Lewis messing up the National Anthem in 1993. Why is a song from someone who was arrested for child porn still being played? How does the President travel? The music of Phil Spector. Various bits. George Carlin's monologue about "The big club" from 2005 closes the show. Break George Carlin‘s monologue about politicians from 1996 Rejoin...

Episode 481The show kicks off with a contest, congratulations to Jim in Georgia, you'll be receiving a T-shirt soon. Marcie gives an update. Thomas now has a new job. Sports with Jim Rome goes off the rails. MLK's entire "I Have a Dream" speech. Blind comedian Zac Wakefield joins the show in the second hour. Break music Collective Soul Shine Rejoiner music America a horse with no name --- Send in...

Episode 480New Facebook likes and merch. Find out what happened over Christmas and New Year's. Reflecting on Scott Ledger. Sports - Jim Rome and Shannon Sharpe. Rare Elvis clips, radio history, karaoke, Tom Cruise goes off, and banned books. Break music Elvis Kentucky Rain, followed by Jim Croce Hard Time Losin’ Man Rejoiner music The Rolling Stones Gimme Shelter --- Send in a voice message: https...

Episode 479:Imaging and merchandising. Year in review 2020 - After reflecting on the online dating experiment not working, I wrote a song called "EHarmony Song". Marcie's thank you message after receiving some Trisha Paytas merchandise. Three songs about the pandemic. Sports in 2020 - Kansas wins the Super Bowl, Tampa wins the Cup, Pat McAfee comments on a ref getting knocked over. Explaining the...

Episode 478:New merchandise and page likes. Want to be a part of the show? E-mail BlindLawrence@gmail.com, put imaging in the subject line. An update from Thomas on what he wants to do next. First time in Vegas. Stewie with an ego check, fears I'll get Diabetes. Howard Cosell joins the sports section. Reviewing an awful old bit I did about airlines. The show has been the target of slander. Radio h...

A song about Black Friday to the tune of "Dock Of The Bay". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 477:I spend the first forty-five minutes or so reflecting on Thomas aka Waterhead, he has resigned from the program after 10 years, he is always welcome to come back anytime. A discussion of the "Animaniacs" reboot leads to an old clip of Orson Whells and the Frozen Pees commercial. Football picks with my Dad. Marcie joins the show in the second hour, find out what she's been doing these d...

Episode 476New Facebook likes. Reflecting on two years since first meeting Trisha Paytas, Stewie chides me for my snack choices. Sports - even the pandemic can't stop Jim Nantz, football picks week 10. Holly, a long time friend joins the show to discuss her fundraiser, visit Facebook.com/lrwsproductions for more information. Alex Trebek remembered. Casey Kasem bloopers, contains the infamous dead...

Episode 475:Thank you to everyone who has checked out the show on the podcast, a commercial for the show's merchandise. Teespring.com/stores/lrws Find out what I did on my birthday, voting in Kansas. An ego check with Stewie. Sports - what could be worse than the Covid-19 list? A recap of some of the coaches for the Buccaneers. Football picks week 9. Jerry Jeff Walker basically shaped Jimmy Buffet...

In August of 2015, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was convicted of possession of child pornography. Parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In December of 2014, NBC did a live version of Peter Pan that featured Christopher Walken. What would it sound like if radio host Jim Rome was to interview him? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new line of cards written by Mel Gibson, contains excerpts from his infamous phone conversations with his Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In April of 2017, convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in his prison cell. What if radio host Jim Rome had to deal with clones calling in with tasteless suicide jokes on the topic? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In September of 2013, John McCain complained on social media about the Los Angeles Dodgers celebrating their victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A fake commercial promoting a new dessert. Originally recorded in July of 2015. Thanks to Bobby Pugh for your participation. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In November of 2015, Johnny Manziel AKA "Johnny Football" was demoted to 3rd string on the Browns, his partying ways took his mind off the game. Parody of "Brass Monkey" by The Beasty Boys. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lawrence-ross9/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices