The Lars Resort

In which Peter returns to revive the resort and guide me through a weekend recap.

In which I get some more help from Peter Welpton in talking me through the weekend. There are Casemiro concerns, Ange-based optimism, Liverpool in yolo mode and a rare defence of Todd Boehly's Chelsea.

To finish off our season previews I have looked at some bets I like for the season. We keep it sensible, mostly, but also descend deep into the wacky zone.

It's that time of the year! Season preview time! Part 2! And I am again joined by the excellent Peter Welpton, to help me get through it all.

It's that time of the year! Season preview time! And I am again joined by the excellent Peter Welpton, to help me get through it all.

The Gunners have reloaded their cannon with Timber and Rice which, while balisticaly unsound, should improve the team. Also, the case for Havertz. And Goalie Wars.

With the help of special guest Peter Welpton I attempt to grade every Premier League club on their efforts last season. But I am also confronted with my own awful predictions from last year. In part 2, we ride boldly into the top 10...

With the help of special guest Peter Welpton I attempt to grade every Premier League club on their efforts last season. But I am also confronted with my own awful predictions from last year. Uh-oh.

Treble winners and undisputed caveat champions. We have to have the big Man City chat at some point, so why not now.

West Ham win something, Declan Rice is off, Alexis Mac Allister is in (and also off, depending on your point of view), and there is a Champions League final on the hoirzon.

Yes I know that "To Dare is To Didgeridoo" is a better pun, but the kangaroo one I came up with myself so I'm sticking to it. I have some scattered thought about Ange Postecoglou to Tottenham, but before that we have big chat about Man United. What can they do this summer to begin to close the gap on City? There is some more Kane chat, because his future is kind of a big deal to both these clubs.

Diversions with Sam Allardyce, relegation drama, CL on the Tyne and yet another summer of Kane...

The world of football is abuzz with Man City and their inevitable march towards world domination, so obviously we take some time out to talk about West Ham and Southampton.

The relegation battle is "lively". Let's look at some of the Monday chaos, and a digression into some high-end time-wasters.

Emergency unscheduled Allardyce pod. Becuase obviously.

Fun and chaotic games all around. Maybe teams being bad is actually good? Some Leicester and Everton, some Liverpool and Spurs, Alexander-Arnold's new role, City being good, etc.

Are City so good it could be bad? Are Tottenham so bad it could be good? Also: Arsenal. Why?!

There's more Chelsea and Lampard, because how can there not be? Also: Villa are good, plus reasons to be cheerful for Arsenal.

We're back! Back at it, at the resort. Topics include but are not limited to: Frank Lampard is back, City are good, Arsenal's bad point, Anfield psychology, and some other stuff..

Here we are! The top 10 players in the world aged 21 and younger, according to top football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen. As we get closer to the top there is even more to say about some of these extraordinary players, including some takes on where one of the top picks might move this summer...

The countdown continues! As we crack the top 20, we get to a player who is a bit like Erling Haaland, a player who upstaged Cristiano Ronaldo on a global stage, AND look at what exactly Chelsea are getting in Andrey Santos...

International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about good footballers, more specifically his list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under. It's good, good content.

Plowing through the goalmouth, monching up the goals. Records are being broken, the numbers are silly. But has he actually made them better? This is a discussion we're having, apparently.

Conte is fed up with Tottenham, and one suspects the feeling is mutual. Let's talk about the history of the Tottenham.

Man cold, Man City oddities, speedy men on the South Coast, but mostly trying to make sense of Boehlyball. Is it all madness? Let's have a look.