The Larry & Needles Show

we take groucho on a road trip

we put a hater in his place, Larry plays the worlds smallest harmonica, Needles huffs Mace

our special guest, Kiki, buys Larry & Needles a camera for podcasting, this is a test run. Larry dropped the ball on the audio but all's well.

we celebrate halloween the only way we know how, happy 420

we break our video cherry (if they show it)

We did it again, one more show closer to getting cancelled

A taco tuesday spectacular, 6 million tacos sounds like a lot. Ripped from the headlines we predict the future

Another great day with Larry & Needles. X @larryandneedles

Larry & Needles have a chat with Kiki

Listen up fuckers, Larry & Needles expound on the topics of the day

Larry works over Needles' junk, nude floor strippers and so much more

Mary joins us for the podcast and we discuss... nunya bizness

we talk turkey about the ins and outs of 9/11 with special guest Stoney

we take a trip back to a simpler time when we didn't care

Larry & Needles discus not being a shady bitch, people don't care, monkey with a fez, she's got a fancy cigarette holder, and the hopeium den.

we divulge our deepest secrets and laugh off the trauma

We meet a Peruvian banana farmer who shows us his lsd hawk, we get emotionally involved after we get MK' ultra-ed so back off. The comptroller prints a new letter to the Jim teacher and his devil aunt gets involved on ur tunnel to breakfast, can you buy me drugs in german? Larry is so gross

We tend to a donut shop fire in North Korea while trying to not be vaporized during a secret service helmet less bike ride. Space station porn is all the rage and we get on amazon's shit list. Larry od's on Maui wowie while watching space station porn.

We surf in a pool of mountain dew while the poop palace gets filled with visitors, we see a woman in distress on a bad bar date, SaTeLlites ArEn'T ReAl. Have you ever seen a white trash trailer beam hidden from the looky loo's. We compete in the brain wash boogie and perpetrate idiocy all while doin' cloak and dagger shit, pink hair police chaser is my new porn hub search after i hit up the bodega...

Jim Bongford is on the case as he slathers you in sunscreen while singing the national anthem. If you meet a Ollie run for the hills while drinking margaritas and making this country better, biden does the truffle shuffle and harbors ferrel kids to do his bidding. Have you ever robotic tripped while at thoms free clinic, %15 percent off your next procedure.

We bow down to the almighty iPhone while driving erratically through school zones, lead paint chips and salsa are served as an appetizer. We go through the alphabet while working with asbestos filled pencils and draw John Wayne cartoons while ripping heaters. The saga of Larry and the Neighbor takes a wicked turn while biden gets into a slapping match with a one armed vet, ships on the shore give...

Happy birthday to the dealer of death just as Charles Bronson's street justice cafe opens up. Our core values are shaken as propaganda gets darker the deeper we dig, we follow the Chicago pusher to get tacos and larry starts a new side gig shaking babies. Q sends us Courtney Love as a gift while larry sputnik's over the onlyfans models sending pics. We invited Buzz Aldrin to a party on the moon an...

Bobby gives us bunk hash, are there jerk off booths for Pee Wee where he's going? A lady shaman shows Larry her tattoo at wedding while Larry professes he is a vessel for God, we get contacted by our new sponsor and Saddam's bad rap. Big Mike's chef makes his last meal, while DEWs make it too hot to swim, some time it's good to lose contact with your biker gang. Sound of freedom is killed by Holly...

a certain TV star nibbles sniffs and rubs, blue pill red pill, term limits, Johnny's free clinic needs hangers, shape shifting robotic AI stewardess, Needles admires Larry's tan, airport hassles, Amsterdam seeds, green light red light, Larry is in the wrong, cops of the world, Oppenheimer/Hollywood lies, porno drive-in, the Ukrainian rip-off, besmirching of Needles, twitter @larryandneedles

As the saga of @larryandneedles can't get any worse, larry brings shade to needles as usual and needles defends himself while trying not to incriminate himself. We talk about not getting meddled with and used nylons, can you wrangle a horse. People are drunk