The Kyle & Jackie O Show

In honour of the Melbourne Comedy Festival kicking off, Lachy The Geek decided to give stand up a crack. Have a listen and see if you can try NOT to laugh... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Only Lying Pop Quiz Cyril World Record Wednesday Anthony Albanese Guess The Appliance O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rumours had been floating around that one of Australia's top OnlyFans stars was engaged after a pic that looked like the question had been popped was shared...then deleted. We went straight to the source and got all the details from Annie Knight herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gina did an 'Only Lying' on her mum, Vanessa, telling her she wanted to bring a guy (that isn't her husband) over to hang out in her bedroom and just 'chill'... Vanessa was not pleased to say the least, erupting at her daughter live on air. Have a listen to this hilarious prank call... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Snap Predictions Pop Quiz Intern Pete's Biggest Hater Second Date Update Guess The Year Jessica Mauboy $5 Mil Dawn Dig O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marc wanted Kyle & Jackie to help give his date Lexi a call and find out why she ghosted him after their first date. Turns out Lexi had a list of reasons! Have a listen to the break down... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel Michael The 'Gay Dwarf Escort' O News Pop Quiz $5M Dawn Dig Blitz Rich People Shouldn't Be Allowed To... Take It From The Rear O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we had Julia and Michelle on for a 'Dump Them, Date Me' which ended in the surprising outcome of Michelle wanting to leave her current partner for Julia!! But today we got the most wildly unexpected update... Have a listen for all the juicy goss... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we spoke about how rich people shouldn't be allowed to have side hustles since they're taking away opportunities from the middle and lower class citizens. Today, we went through a full list of what rich people shouldn't be allowed to do. Have a listen to see if you agree... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Diary, our favourite bits of the week on and off the air. Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News The Best Tap Water In Australia Pop Quiz $5M Dawn Dig Jackie Rave The Diary Dasha What's In Jackie's Mouth? O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dasha joins us to chat coming back to AUS, exploring things with Jackie(!!), relationships and more. Have a listen for all the juicy details... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the battle of the states - who was the best tap water in all of Australia? Have a listen as we taste test and pick our fav... you'll probably be just as shocked as us... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady Dr. KIIS Birthday Wheel O News Pop Quiz Jackie's Small Talk Experiment Teddy Swims Dump Them Date Me Fill Me In O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julia called through to get Kyle & Jackie's help to ask her ex-boss Michelle if she'd dump her girlfriend of 3 years to date her. Julia felt a spark between herself and Michelle for years and finally decided to confess her feelings... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and only Teddy Swims joined us this morning. We chat about his upcoming tour, couples therapy, his gross fan encounter and more! Have a listen for all the juicy details... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel AI Girlfriend O News Pop Quiz Missed Connection Astronaut Landing O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We recently had a man on that is in love with an AI girlfriend. Since Lachy is single, we decided to get him to give it a go and see if having an AI girlfriend works just as well as a real one. Be warned, things get a little heated... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Snap Predictions Pop Quiz $5M Dawn Dig Blitz "Mum, Why Didn't You Show Up To My Wedding?" Press Conference: Meet The New Guy Frankie Gibberish Jackie Does A Tea Leaf Reading O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle just got married recently, the happiest day of her life. Except, her mum didn't show up. We get Michelle and her mum Winnie on the line to figure out why her mum was a no show after saying she'd be there. Have a listen... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News What's It Like To Be... Polyamorous? Pop Quiz Amber Rose Jackie's Silent Room Challenge 5 In 10 O News $5M Dawn Dig Blitz Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amber Rose joins us live for an exclusive, tell all chat. We hear about her exes, what Diddy parties were really like, what her skincare secret is, being cancelled, all about her BBL dramas and more... Have a listen for all the juicy goss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josie and Tom join us as a happily married couple who decided later in their relationship to open it up and become polyamorous. This means, they can have multiple relationships at once, while still being married. Have a listen to hear how they got to this point and how it all works... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Pop Quiz Sam Pang United Nations Of KJ: China The Diary What's In Jackie's Mouth? Lightning Lachy's GP Fast Fact Mercury Is In Retrograde Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Diary, our favourite bits of the week on and off the air. Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.