The Kirk Minihane Show

The trial of the century is set to begin in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, as Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone has convinced the Supreme Judicial Court to take up his case against Kirk Minihane, a.k.a. Kevin Cullen. Kirk and Steve receive an insane email from the guy who wants to eat out of the studio toilet for a chance to win tickets to the VFW live show (0:30:00). The Atlantic published a pie...

Kirk Minihane, legendary friend of the men and women who serve America in the armed forces, has once again been targeted by an enemy of freedom. Someone has filed a complaint with the Northampton Health Board in cowardly effort to stop Kirk from saving the Florence VFW with his Nov. 8 live show. These efforts will not succeed and the rat will be found. Spittin' Chiclets host Ryan Whitney joins the...

The raffle is complete: Forty-four lucky Minifans have won the chance to attend the Kirk Minihane Show live recording at the VFW hall in Florence. But we've still got unsettled business: Steve from Providence must walk 100-miles from the flophouse he sleeps in to the VFW hall he denigrated and Louis must eat a bean supper out of the studio shitter. Barry Levine, author of "The Spider: Inside the C...

The penultimate drawing for the VFW live show is complete, which means only 11 more lucky souls will be granted admission to this most exclusive live show. Intern Justin took a trip to Marty Mile, but his aversion to getting robbed and smelling human feces means only disappointment and anger for Kirk (0:31:00). A sports talk radio great has joined Kirk's effort to get Bruce Springsteen on the show...

Following his unwarranted criticism of the Florence VFW, Steve from Providence has been removed from eligibility for the raffle. Instead, Steve's only shot at attending the exclusive live show is for him to walk 100 miles from his shanty in Providence to the VFW hall, arriving no later than 5::59 pm. The second batch of eleven names have been drawn, so let the controversy begin (0:27:00). The Bost...

The raffle for a chance to attend Kirk's upcoming live show at the Florence VFW has begun: eleven names have ascended into KMS history. A report from Blind Mike suggests he's doing well and may be ready to come back on the show (0:07:30). Former Boston Globe writer Chris Casper blames Kirk, without saying his name of course, for Mookie Betts' decision to leave the Red Sox (0:13:20). Kirk and Steve...

The final presidential debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden took place last night and Kirk is ready to declare a winner. Kirk and Steve get into the best and worst moments for the candidates and the media. The show consults a local pet store to see whether we can arrange a coyote order. Drama at Barstool HQ as Rico Bosco lets slip to Portnoy and Big Cat that he...

By now we've all heard the "grim" tale of CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin. The arch-Trump critic and quasi-celebrity exposed himself to colleagues during a Zoom meeting while masturbating. As the Internet laughed at Toobin's misfortune, Peter Zimmerman, a Professor of History of Education at Penn GSE, got to work on an op-ed for the New York Daily News defending Toobin against the anti-masturbati...

Darren Rovell says he's willing to come on the show and address Kirk's allegations of cuntiness, but only under certain conditions. President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani says he's uncovered images of child pornography on what is alleged to be Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop, which he has now turned over to the Delaware State Police (0:07:00). Add Gilligan's Island to the list of treasure...

Commander Minihane rallies the Minifan Troops to help us help the Florence VFW by taking part in the live show raffle (link at the bottom of the description). CNN legal analyst and New Yorker columnist Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended after he was allegedly caught masturbating on camera during a Zoom meeting with some colleagues; Kirk gets into Toobin's unchivalrous history (0:07:30). With a vita...

Bad news... The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has informed us that the headcount for the upcoming VFW show on Nov. 8 will be 45, not 100. Nonetheless, the raffle tickets go on sale today at noon. Check the KMS twitter account for details. A former intern for the show has done something that really pisses Kirk off (0:15:30). The mainstream media continue to ignore the New York Post expose on the Bi...

President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden faced off last night in dueling network town halls. While Trump was grilled for sixty minutes about white supremacy, qanon, and retweets by a hostile Savannah Guthrie, Biden spun fables about his dad's progressive wisdom with George Stephanopoulos. Kirk and Steve react to both broadcasts and the continuing trickle of news from Hunter Biden...

Twitter and Facebook have joined forces to censor a salacious story about the Biden family, crack smoking, Rudy Giuliani, and Ukrainian oligarchs. Kirk and Steve break down the original New York Post story, Big Tech's actions yesterday, and what this means for the future of our politics and media. Kevin Francis Clancy joins the show to defend convicted murderer Scot Peterson and convicted fraudste...

Kirk Minihane has a longing deep in his heart for that Jeep he'll never touch again. Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President and current Democratic nominee Joe Biden, is in trouble again, thanks to a trove of records mysteriously obtained by the New York Post. Liberal editors at MSNBC are now controlling the definition of words in literal dictionaries (0:10:45). Steve has an interesting upd...

Archived audio of Vice President Mike Pence's 90s era talk radio show offers a touching tribute to all the double-u double-u one veterans in the audience. Former Fox News firebrand turned independent journalist Megyn Kill grills Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban over his profitable relationship with the genocidal communist regime ruling over the People's Republic of China (0:29:00). Steve reacts...

#KirkWasRight when he told Dave Portnoy that former Barstool Sports Editor-in-Chief would eventually fuck up so badly that he'd be forced to fire him. That day has come, and Kirk might not be the first to congratulate the new EIC Coley Mick, but he'll certainly be the loudest and most gleeful. Sofia Franklyn is emerged with her new podcast to tell her side of the high-profile blow up between the h...

Steve Robinson explains how to properly educate a godless liberal heathen into a prosperous, conservative credit to society. Kirk Minihane previews his upcoming tour of duty as Barstool Sports ombudsman on CEO Erika Nardini's podcast, Token CEO. President Trump is still wrangling with the presidential debate commission over the nature and date of the next to debates with former Vice President Joe...

The Vice Presidential debate was so lame that a fly landing on Mike Pence's head stole the headlines. The presidential debate commission is now insisting that the next Trump-Biden bout be virtual, and Trump says he won't play. Rumors fly about Steve's resignation from the Kirk Minihane Show. Jonathan Soroff, a guest on the show earlier in the week, has used his classic literary wit to tell Kirk an...

Barstool Sports' days partnering with Sirius XM to distribute Barstool Radio may be numbered, according to Dave Portnoy's tweets throwing down the gauntlet. Kirk talks about the news that the once-great Howard Stern will is reportedly getting a new $100 million deal from Sirius at the same time. What does the post-Sirirus future look like for Barstool Radio? Disgraced former-Calif. Rep. Katie Hill...

President Donald Trump might be immune from COVID-19 following his hasty discharge from Walter Reed Medical Center yesterday. CNN's Chris Cuomo, without a hint of irony, is concerned that POTUS is spreading propaganda. Speaking of immunity, our guest today, Jonathan Soroff -- contributing editor to Boston Magazine and legendary Mitt Romney gadfly -- is quite certain that he is immune from Trump De...

President Trump has been diagnosed with the respiratory illness associated with COVID-19, and the level of crazy in this country just ticked up a few notches. Kirk gives his take on the situation at the White House and the unfolding media reaction, from Twitter and Saturday Night Live to CNN and MSNBC. As coronavirus cases begin increasing across the planet, Kirk asks the important question: Will...

Kirk responds to Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini's response to his offer to serve as the ombudsman on her podcast, Token CEO. (Former) Intern Will joins the show to make his pitch for studio space and explain what his new podcast is all about; hilarity ensues. Third quarter ratings are out and you won't hear a lot of bragging at the station where Kirk used to be number one (0:25:30). Gary Callah...

Two very different Kirk Minihane Show interns, two very different fates. Kirk explains how Intern Justin and Intern Will's fortunes have taken two very different paths. Kirk and Steve wonder whether they need to join a class action mesothelioma suit. Third quarter radio ratings spell doom for Kirk's old station (0:20:45). More debate fall out, as talking heads spin the debate according to their ow...

The much-anticipated first debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden went up in flames last night as moderator Chris Wallace struggled to contain the rhetorical brawl. Kirk and Steve break down the highlights of the nights, subsequent media coverage, and how this night will impact the Nov. 3 election. Dave Portnoy has dropped a new episode of his podcast with Barsto...

Dr. Lance Minihane, OBGYN, has granted the Kirk Minihane Show rare, behind-the-scenes access into his exam room as he endeavors to diagnose and treat one of the largest, stinkiest, most grotesque pussies he's ever seen in his life. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow