thekidsarenthome

The Kids Aren't Home

Comedy EN ↓ 153 episodes

Josh and Kelley Larson were actual babies when they got married. They have been married for 15 years already. The commitment to honesty, their life together, their life apart and their kids is extraordinary. We don’t often get to listen into the conversations from a couple that is so gut bucket honest. Date night has been a priority for these two for years and this podcast was birthed during quarantine on date night when Kelley’s sister would take the kids overnight hence the title “the kids aren’t home.”

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thekidsarenthome

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Apr 9, 2026

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Episodes

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 28 01.01.2021

We sit down with our dear friends Andy and Laurie who we just happen to share an anniversary with. Marriage ain't easy but having good friends to walk through life with makes it all the more enjoyable!

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 27 30.12.2020

What would you do if you win the lottery? If you need some advice, Lars has all of it.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 26 [Christmas] 10.12.2020

We wish you a merry Christmas and by "we" we mean Kelley, cause Lars is literally the grinch incarnate. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 25 03.12.2020

We catch up after taking thanksgiving week off. Talk about golf league, our littles, and just shoot the shit.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 24 [Depression] 19.11.2020

Kelley is a litte stressy depressy and Josh talks her off the ledge. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 23 [An Interview with Kelley] 05.11.2020

Josh is working on his interview skills for his other podcast "hard to remember" and practices on me this week. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 22 [Addiction] 29.10.2020

Josh and Kelley are currently reading "Irresistible" and recently finished chapter two which was all about addiction. We dive deeper into that topic and Josh gets to share some stories from his past.

The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 21 [Catching Up] 22.10.2020

We are back after a few weeks off and are thrilled to be sitting down for our weekly conversation. We talk about Kelley's job hunt, what we are reading, and Kelley's favorite subject... masturbation. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 20 [Parenting Part 2] 01.10.2020

The second half of our episode on parenting with Leslie and Darcy.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 19 [Parenting Part 1] 24.09.2020

This is the first part of a two part episode about parenting with special guests Leslie and Darcy.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 18 [Technology] 17.09.2020

Lars and Kelley are going to read a book together all about technology and the business of keeping us hooked.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 17 [Friends] 03.09.2020

We have our first ever guests on the show today and talk about how this lifelong friendship may not have been possible with Covid-19.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 16 [Dieting] 30.08.2020

Lars is a serial yo yo dieter and he has successfully finished 30 days of carnivorism. It gets heated when we begin to talk about the impact it may be having our daughters.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 15 [Trivia Night] 20.08.2020

In this weeks episode we come up with a fun 10 question trivia quiz and call some of our friends to see how much they know about movies and television. It was quite the experiment and I imagine there will be more of these episodes in the future! Thanks to our first ever guests, Andy, Dan, and Dom!

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 14 [Songwriting] 13.08.2020

In this episode we talk about the weight of the world, and attempt to write a song. It turns into some delightful and ridiculous free styling...you're welcome.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 13 [Shit Shooting] 30.07.2020

No theme, no topic, and while Kelley squirms at the idea of no structure we end up having a delightful conversation. From aliens, to buying a farm, to sleep health. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 12 [Charlie Daniels] 16.07.2020

In this episode we breakdown the lyrical stupidity that is "the devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels, may he Rest In Peace.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 11 [Goal Setting 1-3-5] 02.07.2020

Josh and Kelley discuss goal setting, and set goals for 1 year, 3 years, and 5 years, from now.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 10 [Karens] 18.06.2020

In this episode of The Kids Aren't Home we talk about the ever trending "Karen's" in the world. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 9 [Covid-19] 11.06.2020

Josh and Kelley discuss current events in Minneapolis, and our thoughts and takeaways on the current pandemic happening in the world.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode8 [Black Lives Matter] 28.05.2020

Josh and Kelley discuss the recent murder of George Floyd that happened by a Minneapolis Cop in their city.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 7 [Money] 21.05.2020

Josh and Kelley talk finances. 

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 6 [Contentedness] 14.05.2020

Lars and Kelley discuss contentment, happiness, and complacency.

The Kids Aren't Home Episode 5 [Differentiation] 11.05.2020

In this episode Lars and Kelley discuss differentiation and how it is foundational for not only their marriage but their friendship as well.

The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 4 [90 day Fiance] 30.04.2020

Lars & Kelley discuss 90 day fiancé, prostitution, and better yourself while in quarantine.

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